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Jeez. There's a whole war going on and I didn't even know about it!

 

They want no one to oppose them as they use the internet as a propaganda tool to promote sickening practices such as masturbating and listening to rock music.

 

Well, that's me damned. They'll be saying alcohol's evil next. :(

 

How dull is their Heaven going to be?

 

EDIT: Check it,

We were originally known as the British Union of Catholic Fascists

 

I rest my case. :rolleyes:

 

B.

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well since this is a religion based thread...

worse than that is Tom Cruise and his campaign and ,obbying towards GW Bush for the Church of Scientology. Cruise wants (and so does the COS) the Bush administration to legally recognize them and fund them under american freedom of religious something or other. they also want america to put pressure on it's ambassodrial consolates over in europe to pressure european nations inot not giving scientologist such a hard time over there. apparantly the COS is not making the kind of headway over there as they wanted.

 

what really amazes me about the COS is that founder Frank Herbert a sci fi author (let us never forget Battlefield ****ty movie) founded the philosophy and ideology of Scientology bades on 3 things. (a) a buffet of theology from this religion and that (b) at the urgings and jesting and playful wagering of friends and finally © because as he stated and it's on record, he did it because his career as a sci fi writer was not going as swimmingly as he wanted, and it wasa decided that he would have more success starting his own cult religion than publishing main stream sci fi.

 

and this is the wonderful religion which Tom Cruise and John Travolta are hooked into. now John Travolta I like and I hope he out grows this COS stuff, I feel he got hooked into it the same way that John Lenon got Yokoised. as for Tom Cruise, well no comment really. anyhow it makes you think, I mean really think about other religions around the world. lets say hypothetically Cruise successfully lobbies the Bush administration and scientology does receive gov funding and is classifyed as a bona vide religion, 100 years from now people will not remember it was only invented in the 20th century by a sci fi author, they will assume it's golden tablets are 'the gospel truth'

 

so religion, what is it? there is just enough religion in the world to make men hate, and not enough religion to really make man love each other. and it still a giant taste test cola war going on over which brand you religiously guzzle and quaff down your throat.

 

I think people aught to look into the ideology behind spiritualism more, and stop getting hung up on the man made trappings of the pretty paintings, and stautes which can be found inside their place of worship. I also think it's time for people to realize that

'all dogs go to heaven'

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Well said Eggplant.

 

there is just enough religion in the world to make men hate, and not enough religion to really make man love each other

 

Unfortunately, you're going to find that most people on these boards already agree with that. Therefore it's not us that needs to hear it, but it's certainly a quote I'll use in the future.

 

Peace out,

B.

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Though the official religion of the United Kingdom is Protestantism, we believe that this inferior religion should be replaced by Catholicism. By educating the public we could quite easily return Britain to Catholicism which was abandoned by evil King Henry VIII.

 

Nothing like tolerance, eh? :disaprove

 

The teaching of certain subjects in schools should be closely monitored. It is amazing that science has become accepted as fact by most educational boards. This should cease. It is vitally important that the teaching of the theory of evolution be banned, as should the teaching of atheist philosophy and sex education. A burning of all harmful literature should accompany this measure. With the liquidation of Atheist Movement agents in the United Kingdom our children can be taught the truth at school.

 

That...is really scary....especially the burnjing of harmful literature part.

 

All art that celebrates debauchery and decadence should be publicly burned. A special commission should be set up to monitor all works of art to ensure they comply with Catholic doctrine.

1984................

 

All forms of pornographic material should be banned. Anyone who produces a film, magazine or book which depicts, mentions or implies sexual acts should be arrested. This includes sex education videos, they are filth! This harmful material has been proven to cause underage sex, masturbation and drug use.

 

Actually, I think it's hormones that cause masturbation ;)

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You know, at one of my previous schools, if you didn't pass religion class, which you were made to take, you weren'T allowed to graduate.

 

i think what has been written in the above posts sums up how stupid and dumb extremist religion really is, because there hasn'T been any real sign, and (here comes the war) Religion in my opinion could be just a mass case of psychosamatic propaghanda. (wow, big words)

 

but think about it.

 

*EDIT: K_star, Count me in :D :D :D

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I can't belive this site is serious! Well, serious or not, is certainly is hilarious.

 

Funny stuff from the site:

 

 

Here are 5 facts about abortion and abortionists:

 

1. the evil operation was invented by the Nazis prevent "undesirables" being born

 

2. the procedure is supposed to be carried out using a suction device, however most abortionists still prefer to use the traditional knitting needle method

 

3. once the foetuses are removed from the womb they are eaten by the abortionist :lol:

 

4. abortionists spend a year in an abattoir to refine their skills

 

5. all abortionists are atheists and probably communists too

 

"Buying the anti-masturbation pants made a drastic improvement to our son's life. No longer does he stay indoors playing with himself. He is a much healthier boy now who spends most of his time outdoors with a group of friends who beat up blacks and homosexuals."
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Originally posted by kstar__2

so...who wants to help me hack this site down/edit it into something funny? :D

 

Count me in! Let's hack these idiots to shreds! :D

 

As far as I'm concerned, taking these morons off the web is doing a great service to the human race. :thumbsup:

 

Alright. Ready when you are, k_star...

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Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138

Well, that's me damned. They'll be saying alcohol's evil next.

I fold as well.

Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138

No intellectuals.

That just about sums it up.

After all, we couldnt' have any logic or independant opinions entering the equation, could we?

No. Freethinking and invention must be sins.

Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

so religion, what is it? there is just enough religion in the world to make men hate, and not enough religion to really make man love each other.

Yeah, that is pretty much how I see things.

All forms of pornographic material should be banned. Anyone who produces a film, magazine or book which depicts, mentions or implies sexual acts should be arrested. This includes sex education videos, they are filth! This harmful material has been proven to cause underage sex, masturbation and drug use.

Theres an article similair to this, where the author finished off by saying "I wrote this article with great difficulty. The very thought of this evil deed makes me nauseous."

 

Well peeps, this kind of topic is just plain weird. The site cracked me up for the most part, but it's really scary that people can be warped into thinking such bullsh*t. I am not a religious person, I don't know of faith and all that, but this is just prejudice and hate - and it seems to believe itself some sort of dictatorship. :mad:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH :mad::p

 

I can't believe I fell for that.

I can't believe WE fell for that.

 

I didn't have the patience to read all the site, so I didn't twig until just now.

Reading what other people had posted, I'm thinking, "is this a piss-take?", so I went to phone the number on the website, and it's one digit short. Which no organisation would do, obviously.

 

Also, check this out from the contact page:

Those of you who think it's funny hiding razor blades in the envelopes, read this: We are now getting our children to open all our mail, so every time one of you sick fiends sends a blade in the post you are cutting the little fingers of a child.

 

It's gotta be something to do with it being a Sunday when I first read it. [DUR!!] Makin' me more susceptible or something...

 

Trust me folks, this has got to be a wind-up, still, a feckin good one, it had me.

 

//grumbles good-naturedly yet reluctantly

 

A similar site can be found HERE

 

Again, a wind up, I promise you. The feedback page is hilarious by people fished in by it all.

 

Still, some valid and serious issues raised in this thread, which is always good. Oh, and Access, I assume you knew is was a piss-take right? ;)

 

B.

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I am volunteering to donate my sperm to women so they can impregnate themselves with a Christian warrior. Young Christian women should send me naked photographs of themselves holding some balloons. Within a few days I will respond and send you a sample of my semen. I will NOT extract this sperm by masturbating, but by other means. This idea of mine has been approved by the Vatican as it does NOT contravene the edict against masturbation

 

Now if that's not a dang good strategy for getting women to send naked pics of themselves, I dont know what is!

 

This guy's a nut!

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From Agen's article

 

The misery doesn't stop there, as well as having the overwhelming urge to masturbate whenever I see Brad Pitt, I also face abuse from his minions. I have to walk past construction workers when I go to work and I am constantly taunted with wolf-whistles. They are sick! I strut like a man and look very masculine with my neatly trimmed moustache and a tight white vest over my puffed out chest. I am a paragon of masculinity and am not a homosexual.

 

 

:rofl:

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Originally posted by GonkH8er

I am volunteering to donate my sperm to women so they can impregnate themselves with a Christian warrior. Young Christian women should send me naked photographs of themselves holding some balloons. Within a few days I will respond and send you a sample of my semen. I will NOT extract this sperm by masturbating, but by other means. This idea of mine has been approved by the Vatican as it does NOT contravene the edict against masturbation

struggles to breathe*

WHAT?!!!!!!

How is 'extracting ones sperm by ones self' not masturbating.

He is obviously an all powerful jedi who has developed a new power - 'Force Wank'. Tosser.

MWAH HAH HA HAH HA!

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I'll gladly hunt them down, blast their brains out, rip their heads off, sodomize their corpses, slay their families, purge everything of their putred taint and sh*t on their webserver.

 

They must suffer. Die.

 

Tools: Rusty chainsaw, Avril Lavigne album, hardware drivers from hell and the blessed Atheist invention of post-natal abortion via multiple 7.62 rounds applied at supersonic speed to the skull.

 

While my zeal may not match theirs, my atheism allows me to employ tactical nukes.

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Man, I've started to love that site. It's just so amazing that people take this hilarious crap seriously! Just look at their advices. For instance, they advice a person, who believes his neighbour is smoking pot, to call the SWAT team and pray that they'll just shoot the person who he believes smoking pot. And perhaps my favourite part is what they say about abortion.

 

I have no idea what sort of messed up people who have made that site.

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