Ryback Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 (This topic inspired by recent debate on EMI) It could be a passage of dialogue, a strange bit of animation, maybe just a particular character's voice. Personally I always liked the short exchange when you spray the Pegnose perfume at Deadeye Dave: Dave: Dang, that's some weird smelling stuff you sprayed at me. Guess I can't complain though, since... [Pegnose's real name] ...is my best customer. Guybrush: Really?! He's my... uuh... really good friend... yeah. I lost track of him, and uuh... missed him so much that I made a little odor potion to remind me of him. Dave: Ok, too much information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Last cutscene when giant LeChuck statue aproaches: Guybrush: "Somehow, I always knew it would end like this." Or something like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 There is only one funny thing in Escape from Monkey Island, the puppet show starring little Guybrush and LeChuck puppets. Guybrush - "No, no, no. You're forgetting the importance of..." LeChuck - "WENCHES!!!" Guybrush - "Well yes, but I think you need to rationalise..." LeChuck - "SCHADENFREUDE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 "use iron maid" .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Guybrush: How can you be a bouncer without any arms? Murray: Simple, look points to looks at man walking past hey you, yeah you, get out of my restaurant! Man: But I'm not in you- Murray: Yeah, I told you to get out, now out! man walks away See? Guybrush: Impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 The part when he is trying to get a grog from the machine in the harbor. "Come on....." I can't remember what he finally said to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Heh, there's so many. "I think I tossed a bon-mot in a food fight once" (I probably got that quote wrong) Also all those times Guybrush trys to hit on The Harbor mistress and Britney. "Hey baby... you can sail my boat away any time of the week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Hawk Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I love the bit where Guybrush drinks the coffee and gets all jittery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahnee Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 There's another bit with the puppets I love...when Guybrush is using them to trick Admiral WhatsHisName Casaba into firing the cannonball at him...you can choose from multiple dialogue options to start a conversation that rapidly de-evolves into an argument between the two puppets... Suffice it to say, though, that Guybrush loses control of them and they start arguing amongst themselves without him. "Guys? Uh...guys...?" And then, finally, he says, "I...think I have some deep seated issues I need to work out here." or something of the sort. Cracks me up every time. And then there's the part where Guybrush figures out Herman's his grandfather-in-law, shrieks "Grandpa!" and hugs him, and Herman/H.T. freaks out and just about throws him off. *snicker* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlius Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 When Guybrush picks up the Hot Keels ship and says: "I haven't played with these in weeks" Another good is when he sings during the lavaplunge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udvarnoky Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 "And another thing, I think that the staple gun was completely unnecessary." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVaderman Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 LeChuck: "Iiiii-IIII KNEW this redicilous plan would never suceed, I guess this just goes to show, that you shall never put an australian GIRLY-MAN to do the work of a real PIRATE!" EMI had many really funny parts... it's a shame it was so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior™ Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by FireCam (Jonas) EMI had many really funny parts... it's a shame it was so bad Isn't that paradoxical...? Anyway: The cutscenen before Guybrush is taken to Monkey Island. I can't remember the lines but at some point Ozzie and LeChuck start laughing. Guybrush doesn't understand what they're laughing about but he still joins them. Yes, that sure was groovy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVaderman Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by JRThomas Isn't that paradoxical...? What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eLGee Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I'm huntin' Ozzie's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeChuck lives Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 I like er the bit when the figurehead first talks to guybrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeChuck lives Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 I like the bit when the figurehead first talks to guybrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 I love Guybrush's conversation with Ozzy. Guybrush: What's with all the dead animals? Ozzy: I like having them around. They remind me of where I came from. Guybrush: Burbank? Ozzy: I'm a man with a vision. Guybrush: Really? Me too. What are yours like? Ozzy goes on about a world free from pirates Guybrush: Oh. Mine are just about ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomonous Guy Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 It's pink But it's pink It's pink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis512 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 "OH, This lava's hotter than a flame broiled otter and ma' shoes are showly meltin' to the fiberglass floor" You've befouled my platapus! Good Gravy!This that a dagger I see before? But........it's pink........ .......its..........pink ......... The sign in the prison. I can't remember the quote, but I can write in Latin, and it translates as " Piracy is the law of the sea " Or something like that. That Funky Monkey! What will we do tomorrow brain? The same thing we do everyday pinkie,TRY TO TAKE OVER THE CARRIBEAN!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (I know this is CMI, but what the hey) Murray: I will stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike!!! Guybrush: Stride?? Murray: Okay roll. Roll through the gates of hell - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzbizz Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 "Iron Maiden! Excellent!........i have no idea why i just said that.." And: Ricardo Luigi Pierre M'Benga Chang Nehru O'Hara Casaba the third Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akril Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Well, besides the puppet show, the chessplayers (Santiago and Castenada) are always the thing I listen to when I need a laugh. The accents are a big part of what makes their words hilarious. Santiago: Can I help it that I have a wide variety of interests that cause my mind to wander? Castenada: A wide variety of CULINARY interests, you mean. Santiago: Well, I never! Castenada: You never MOVE, you mean! Castenada: Don't tell me you're going to count THAT! Santiago: You bet your bony butt I am. Castenada: YOU UNbeLEIVable JERK! "Yeah. Sure. I'll just break that reinforced glass by banging my head on it! That'll certainly mess up the carpet." --G.T. "What kind of word is 'flume,' anyway? Flume. Flume. Flooooooooom. Fleume." --G.T. And it's not exactly funny, but I thought the phrase "kudu jerky" was just a comical combination of nouns (like Jim Davis's "sparrow gumbo")...until I suddenly remembered what a kudu is. Eek. Akril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 If you choose "use duck" enough times (I've only had it work when standing next to Ozzie Mandril's guest house) duck-MOOooO Guybrush-Moo? What kind of weird duck are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush91789 Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 when you look at the middle finger in the voodoo ladie's place Guybrush: Ahh, the middle finger... the most communicative of fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 When you look at the bedroom door in the governor's mansion.. Guybrush- Thats the door to our bedroom. Awwwwww yeeeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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