-=DarkZero=- Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I was watching some movies tonight, and heard some funny stuff, well not ment to be funny but if you get the wrong idea >.> I'll start off with a quote from the matrix "Do you think that's air your breathing?" Do you think thats beans your eating? Lmao if I were neo i'd run from that gas passer Feel free to add on with your own =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 What in gods name is that!?! It appears to be the reason I'm persued. Does it have a name? Toungy I should not have asked. What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungy cord. >_> <_< My Ass...HAHAHAHAHAHA!ENOUGH! Your Story makes my heart heavy, my prostate gland weak, my bladder full to bursting. Take a close look, cause I rule baby! Who do you rule?The large dark nipple people? All from the funniest movie of all time, Kung Pow. I love that movie:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Greatest line ever from "The Big Lebowski": "This is bowling. This isn't 'Nam. There are rules!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 "Why would you call me a pig-f*cker Phillip?" "Lets See, first of all, you f*ck pigs!" "OH YEAH" "Surely you can't be serious?" "Very. And don't call me Shirley!" "Sir, this channel is reserved for emergency's only...." "NO F*CKIN' SH*T LADY! DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERING A PIZZA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=DarkZero=- Posted August 2, 2003 Author Share Posted August 2, 2003 "Aw, that outfit's cute, did your boyfriend make it for you?" LMFAO Ah that spider-man. And the classic one that has another meaning if your really sick and twisted "You dirty rat, you killed my brother!" Or "Wax on, Wax off" lmfao ew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Spaceballs: "It's Megamaid Sir, she's gone from suck to blow" ****************************************** "Comb the desert!!" "Sir arn't we being too literal?" "No you fool, he told us to comb the desert and that's exactly what we're dooing" "Have you found anything yet?" "No sir nothing" "How about you?" "Not a thing" "How about you guys (with minicomb) "We aint found sh!t" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 "I'll be back" Sorry, but this just had to be posted Oh, BTW, did you laugh about Obi's remark in EPI?? "You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short" Hey the remark itself isn't funny, but the look on his face when he says it... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 It's not from a movie, but a line that always cracked me up is from Stewie, the diabolical evil-genius baby from the TV show 'Family Guy' : "Tonight's forecast - a few sprinkles of genius... with a chance of DOOM!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arreat Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu From Dumb and Dumber: Cop:'Pull over!' Harry:'No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.' Lloyd:'Yeah man! Nice boots!' Harry:'Just tell me where to sign.' Lloyd:'How about on my @$$?! Right after you kiss it!' The whole movie is filled with good stuff. LMAO I love that movie. The second sucked bad -- where was jim damnit! >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu They just used the same jokes. It just seemed like the re-worked the first one. I don't see why they would do this since the first one is one of a kind. Money. Pure and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Originally posted by HertogJan Oh, BTW, did you laugh about Obi's remark in EPI?? "You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short" Hey the remark itself isn't funny, but the look on his face when he says it... :D Yeah, it almost made me laugh my @$$ off. Just his expressions(sp?) on his face are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Link, where am I? You won't believe this...your in the mountains. Really? (Not from a movie, but its rather funny) Tell me...did it trouble you to murder your brothers? Did it trouble you when your ordered me into the abyss, Kain?! No. I heard storys of it. It comes into a town and kills everything, dosen't leave any survivors! Dosen't leave any survivors? Then where to the stories come from? You're going to be the death of me, Anakin. Don't say that master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotokan Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Not from a movie but from Family Guy. The funniest cartoon series! Peter: Hey Stewie I see your bum. Stewie: Well, take a good look fat man, and take pictures so I have something to take to court, you filthy wretched pervert! Peter: Well maybe you don't need to go potty... Stewie: O great now we can light a dubey and watch porn! (I think that's how those go.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 if you like stewie from the family guy you should visit my fan site http://www.geocities.com/microstewie there are several stewie things to make a stewie fan happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 'Character is what you are in the dark!' --John Whorfin, Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arreat Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I got bored so now im gonna add more funny quotes from Dumb & Dumber... LLOYD Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in twenty minutes and my driver's a bit lost. YOUNG WOMAN (heavy European accent) Go straight aheads and makes a left over za bridge. Lloyd checks out her body. LLOYD I couldn't help noticing the accent. You from Jersey? YOUNG WOMAN (unimpressed) Austria. LLOYD Austria? You're kidding. (mock-Australian accent) Well, g'day, mate. What do you say we get together later and throw a few shrimp on the barbie. ------ HARRY Okay, gang, single file. You know the rules: No pushing, no humping, and no sniffing heinies… The door to the shop opens and Harry's annoyed boss, MR. PALMER, sticks his head out. PALMER Hey, why aren't those mutts on leashes? HARRY The same reason you're not on a leash, sir - because it's demeaning and it chafes like hell. ---- LLOYD So where you heading? MARY Aspen. LLOYD Oh, you're gonna love it. I hear California's beautiful this time of year. ---- They take another sip of their beers. Suddenly we hear a LOUD KNOCK at the door. Petey the parakeet starts to SQUAWK. The guys look at each other, ALARMED, then Harry tip-toes to the PEEPHOLE. HARRY'S POV - a DISTORTED-LOOKING J.P. Shay and Joe Mental are standing at the door. LLOYD (WHISPERING to Harry) Friend or foe? HARRY (WHISPERING) We don't have any friends. ---- I'll post more later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Now youre name is? "Fook me" oh behave! "No fook me like zis!" oh so youre name is fook me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Seph Now youre name is? "Fook me" oh behave! "No fook me like zis!" oh so youre name is fook me. A minute later... "Oh hello fook me" - "FOOK YU!!" *looks mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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