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I was watching some movies tonight, and heard some funny stuff, well not ment to be funny but if you get the wrong idea >.>

 

I'll start off with a quote from the matrix "Do you think that's air your breathing?"

Do you think thats beans your eating? Lmao if I were neo i'd run from that gas passer

 

Feel free to add on with your own =P

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What in gods name is that!?!

It appears to be the reason I'm persued.

Does it have a name?

Toungy

I should not have asked.

 

 

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungy cord.

>_>

<_<

My Ass...HAHAHAHAHAHA!ENOUGH!

 

 

Your Story makes my heart heavy, my prostate gland weak, my bladder full to bursting.

 

 

Take a close look, cause I rule baby!

Who do you rule?The large dark nipple people?

 

All from the funniest movie of all time, Kung Pow. I love that movie:D

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"Why would you call me a pig-f*cker Phillip?"

"Lets See, first of all, you f*ck pigs!"

"OH YEAH"

 

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"Very. And don't call me Shirley!"

 

"Sir, this channel is reserved for emergency's only...."

"NO F*CKIN' SH*T LADY! DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERING A PIZZA!"

 

:D

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Spaceballs:

 

"It's Megamaid Sir, she's gone from suck to blow"

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"Comb the desert!!"

"Sir arn't we being too literal?"

"No you fool, he told us to comb the desert and that's exactly what we're dooing"

"Have you found anything yet?"

"No sir nothing"

"How about you?"

"Not a thing"

"How about you guys (with minicomb)

"We aint found sh!t"

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"I'll be back"

 

Sorry, but this just had to be posted :D

 

 

Oh, BTW, did you laugh about Obi's remark in EPI??

 

"You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short"

 

Hey the remark itself isn't funny, but the look on his face when he says it... :D :D

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Originally posted by Chase Windu

From Dumb and Dumber:

Cop:'Pull over!'

Harry:'No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.'

Lloyd:'Yeah man! Nice boots!'

 

Harry:'Just tell me where to sign.'

Lloyd:'How about on my @$$?! Right after you kiss it!'

 

 

The whole movie is filled with good stuff.

 

LMAO I love that movie. The second sucked bad -- where was jim damnit! >.<

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Originally posted by HertogJan

Oh, BTW, did you laugh about Obi's remark in EPI??

 

"You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short"

 

Hey the remark itself isn't funny, but the look on his face when he says it... :D :D

 

 

Yeah, it almost made me laugh my @$$ off. Just his expressions(sp?) on his face are funny.

:rofl:

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Link, where am I?

You won't believe this...your in the mountains.

Really?

 

(Not from a movie, but its rather funny)

Tell me...did it trouble you to murder your brothers?

Did it trouble you when your ordered me into the abyss, Kain?!

No.

 

I heard storys of it. It comes into a town and kills everything, dosen't leave any survivors!

Dosen't leave any survivors? Then where to the stories come from?

 

You're going to be the death of me, Anakin.

Don't say that master.

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Not from a movie but from Family Guy. The funniest cartoon series!

 

Peter: Hey Stewie I see your bum.

 

Stewie: Well, take a good look fat man, and take pictures so I have something to take to court, you filthy wretched pervert!

 

 

 

Peter: Well maybe you don't need to go potty...

 

Stewie: O great now we can light a dubey and watch porn!

 

(I think that's how those go.)

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I got bored so now im gonna add more funny quotes from Dumb & Dumber...

 

LLOYD

Excuse me, can you tell me how to get

to the medical school? I'm supposed

to be giving a lecture in twenty

minutes and my driver's a bit lost.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

(heavy European accent)

Go straight aheads and makes a left

over za bridge.

 

Lloyd checks out her body.

 

LLOYD

I couldn't help noticing the accent.

You from Jersey?

 

YOUNG WOMAN

(unimpressed)

Austria.

 

LLOYD

Austria? You're kidding.

(mock-Australian accent)

Well, g'day, mate. What do you say

we get together later and throw a few

shrimp on the barbie.

 

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HARRY

Okay, gang, single file. You know

the rules: No pushing, no humping,

and no sniffing heinies…

 

The door to the shop opens and Harry's annoyed boss, MR. PALMER, sticks his head out.

 

PALMER

Hey, why aren't those mutts on

leashes?

 

HARRY

The same reason you're not on a

leash, sir - because it's demeaning

and it chafes like hell.

 

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LLOYD

So where you heading?

 

MARY

Aspen.

 

LLOYD

Oh, you're gonna love it. I hear

California's beautiful this time of

year.

 

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They take another sip of their beers. Suddenly we hear a LOUD KNOCK at the door. Petey the parakeet starts to SQUAWK. The guys look at each other, ALARMED, then Harry tip-toes to the PEEPHOLE. HARRY'S POV - a DISTORTED-LOOKING J.P. Shay and Joe Mental are standing at the door. LLOYD (WHISPERING to Harry) Friend or foe? HARRY (WHISPERING) We don't have any friends.

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I'll post more later :D

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