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I had nothing to do in this afternoon, so i d/l some Weird Al Yankovic songs

 

check this out :

 

 

Oh... what is the malted liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer)

Got my belly up to here (Beer)

I could not refuse a (Beer)

I could really use a beer, beer, beer

 

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

 

I can't remember how much I have had

I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)

That's my son the drunken manly stud

I'm proud to be his bud

Here have some pretzels

No, I'll call it quits

Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

 

Drink with your family

Drink it with your friends

Drink till your fat, stomach distends

Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you

We like to drink till we spew! Ew!

Who cares if we get fat?

I'll drink to that

 

As we sing once more...

 

What is the malted liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer)

Got my belly up to here (Beer)

Golly, I adore it! (Beer)

Come on dammit, pour it!

Do it for me, brew it for me

Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world

HOORAY!!! (BURP!)

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Originally posted by Pisces

Hehhehheh. It's good but on a side note, beer sucks. Like, it really, really sucks.

No it doesn't. Like, it really, really doesn't.

 

nah coke's better

:confused: No...................

 

Nice lyrics DSS. Though I don't care for Mr. Yankovic much.

;)

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I just dont drink. Nothing better then juice and water keeps your body in great shape.

 

Coke: slows down your body and eats away at your insides with its acid components, but luckliy our bodys heal themselves very quickley form that so there not a big problem.

 

Beer: Drink to much get a beer belly and those things are impossible to get rid of.

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I don't drink. I've been told stories that I accidently sipped a beer when i was really young cause I thought it was pop. XD

But no biggie, the stuff smells nasty, and Vanilla Coke is good, and I was stomach aching today from a litre of Root beer. (Happy Wackeh? :p)

 

Whatever.

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