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okay, since zoom brought up duct tape and the fact that it has 1,000,001 uses, i figure that i'm gonna try and go for it. or rather, we will go for it. in this thread, we're going to list the 1,000,001 uses for duct tape. try to only post 1 use per post as well as only post the use, and nothing else that would be called "extraneous". do them in order and number them, so don't go from #1 to #287,643 or something, no random order.

 

so i'll start w/use #1, here:

 

1. duct tape can be used to duct tape your windows and other miscellaneous items around the house in the case of a terrorist attack.

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#17: Duct tape across large, freshly-cleaned windows is a visual cue to birds that there is a barrier there and they can't fly into your living room after all.

 

#18: Duct tape is a quick but painful method of removing body hair.

 

#19: Going back in time and telling Skookarkee's dad about #16 can prevent much grief in the present.

 

:dozey: Okay, that last one didn't count...

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