RicardoLuigi... Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 okay, since zoom brought up duct tape and the fact that it has 1,000,001 uses, i figure that i'm gonna try and go for it. or rather, we will go for it. in this thread, we're going to list the 1,000,001 uses for duct tape. try to only post 1 use per post as well as only post the use, and nothing else that would be called "extraneous". do them in order and number them, so don't go from #1 to #287,643 or something, no random order. so i'll start w/use #1, here: 1. duct tape can be used to duct tape your windows and other miscellaneous items around the house in the case of a terrorist attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #2 you can seal your shoes with duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 oh geez, i hate threads like this. #3 you can make a prom dress out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #4. You can find out why Ike is in a thread like this with it... somehow......... you know........... i still don't know how to use it though but i'm sure there's a way..................... O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 What were the rules, again...? *(Duct tapes himself to a wild zebra and gives it angel dust.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 pssst. zoom.. you forgot the number.. #6 you can duct tape numbers everywhere you want.. :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 7 hanging folk you just plain dont like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #8 you can duct tape someones face to their own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #9 Stick a thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 10) One of the ingrediants to the SUper Adhesive. (Super Glue, Duct Tape, and inustrial staples.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #11 Taping breasts together to at least hinder jiggly action... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #12 can be used to tie people to ceiling fan and then turning on the fan for your amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 God uses duct tape on the quantum level to attract quarks to one another and bind them into cohesive reality. Prove me wrong, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #14 Tape Zoomie's 'over-thoughted' mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 #15. You can use it to fix your bra after your 34DDs break free and in the process ruin the clasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 #16 Duct tape can be used a a method of birth control. You figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Duct tape failed to keep the last three girls from escaping my basement, so that's NOT a use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 That's 'cuz you're supposed to use it on THEM,.. not yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 #17: Duct tape across large, freshly-cleaned windows is a visual cue to birds that there is a barrier there and they can't fly into your living room after all. #18: Duct tape is a quick but painful method of removing body hair. #19: Going back in time and telling Skookarkee's dad about #16 can prevent much grief in the present. Okay, that last one didn't count... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Maybe not for him but I'm surwe we can insert just about any ones name in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 #20 duct tape underwear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasslera Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 #21: fix loose electrical connections. (You know, in case they go running around or something ^^;;; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 #22 you can build a spidernet with it #23 helpful for repairing a slightly broken bong.. (*looks* err.. a friend told me of his accident.. i told him "good.. you just found a new use for the duct tape.." ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Well, A *friend* told me that his efforts to develop a way of removing pot seeds from smokeable stash using duct tape have to date gone nowhere... He was bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Your "friend" is right. EVERYTHING sticks to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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