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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

1 to move it to the Lighting forum

 

2 to argue then move it to the Electrical forum

 

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

 

5 to flame the spell checkers

 

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

 

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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Well, this is true of all forums. In fact I believe I have seen this one (or one very similar to it) before. (By the way Nitro... this is not the appropriate forum for threads about threads about lightbulb changing. ;) )

 

If you really wanted to make it truly RSN-specific though, you would have to put some stuff in there about the thread getting hijacked with a lot of talk about panties, "milk" and "honey", weasels, insanity, Zoomie expounding on mystical matters (and swords,) and nailing people to the floor.

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plus 1 guy asking why does the light bulb was needed to change and this is he doing by using awful english or something similar of that. also he will try something like

 

*gets out a pump and shoots at the lamp to dim the light but misses it*

 

and furthermore

 

*encourages all people in the thread to do the same by handing them guns, stones and turtles and saying something handy*

like

 

just do do it!

 

:D

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Originally posted by Siv

:rofl:

 

rhett posted something similar ages ago in the swamp... its still very funny.

 

you forgot the...

 

1 aresener to change the subject to boobies

 

:D

 

Allow me to do the honors..

 

what size are the boobies on the girl changing the light bulb? C cup? DDs? No way, a E cup? Sweet mother of moses.

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by edlib

I doubt you'd have trouble finding volunteers for that duty here with this group.

 

Allow me to help out. :rolleyes:

 

BTW, I am incredibly strong and think I can do the job all by myself.:p Now back up please while I get to work.

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