Ernil Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 You're all thinking the wrong way. Cross-breeding is always the way to go. A brute of a werewolf...a sex-addicted vampire, and a bottle of alcohol. BAM. 9 Months later, we've got the ulitmate fighting machine.
Alia Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 What exactly happens when a vampire bites a werewolf, or vice versa? Well, I guess I'll go bite one and find out. Except I'll bet their blood tastes icky. Being now one of the Damned, I prefer young virgin boys. Mmm. *ahem* Ernil, are you free tonight? I thought we might go out and have some fun...you up for it? I know just the place.
Ray Jones Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former *gets katana and picks up Ray by his neck and pounds him onto the wall holding him up* ... *holds the blade against Ray's neck* no I won't slit your throat... *moves blade down...* I'll cut your balls off instead.... *the katana shatters into peices as it hits ray jones' iron anti katana boxers* *lynk looked at ray and suddenly stared into the spinning crome hole of ray's spinning crome 44 with wooden shaft* say hellau to mr. "looks like he's prepared for that" .. BLAM BLAM mmh.. explosive ammo.. *looks down at lynks headless body and aims at his heart* tsk. bloody vampires. ^^ CLIK .. CLIKCLIK ayayay. .. *sigh* ok. *nails lynks balls to the floor and goes off*
The Truthful Liar Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Skeletons like in that Sinbad movie were cool. Or one eyed ogres. o-)
Shivermetimbers Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 I like werewolves. I've never seen a sexy male vampire (well, except Lynk of course) And you don't always have to worry about your werewolf biting you, since they only do it on a full moon. Vampires do it every night. he he he:p
Reaper Girl Posted November 23, 2003 Author Posted November 23, 2003 That reminds me...I wrote a begining of a story about this guy who thought his dad was Death because...*hits self for poor explaination*...of visions and his inborn skill in necromancy (death magic) Much later, Filch finds out that...umm..he's wrong. His gutter-headed partener in crime makes some VERY disgusting comments on this....most which i can't type in here... WHY LOVE WEREWOLVES Vampires are all like...eturnal dammation silly mortals blah blah blah. They're moody, broody, and sad...BLAH If Werewolves really exsisted, I'd bet they'd be real party animals (no pun)...people with a droll sense of humor. Fun to be around. I could also just love werewolves because I have two of my own...umm...two dogs...i mean... Curious: everyone who loves vampires, do you love cats? Same with my werewolf people...love dogs? PS there's nothing wrong with cats...i love them too...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 I like dogs. I have a senile black lab who barks at the police and joggers but no one who might actually pose a threat... I used to want a wolf when I was little. I like kitties to though.
Ernil Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Ernil, are you free tonight? I thought we might go out and have some fun...you up for it? I know just the place. Sounds WAY too much like a death-threat. Come with me Ernil....we'll have fun here. Come into the light. It's ok....just pull the trigger. We love you here, Ernil. Come with us on a journey. Actually, I wasn't free tonight. I would have been if I got this message earlier, but instead, I thought I'd let Mr.Burger get me lost at about 160th street. That was an enviable evening: Let me tell you about it. It doesn't matter that we live cross-country 'from eachother. We'll meet up in Indiana or something next time we try this.
Alia Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 I wasn't going to kill you. I was just going to suck your sweet blood. Sweet, tasty hobbit blood. And lots of it. Mmmmm... *drools* @Orca - I adore cats. I practically am a cat. Don't tell anyone about this, though. Oh, and I despise dogs.
Tyrion Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 I'm cthulu. I send all of you to be tormented in a hell words cant even describe. Weee. I love godmodding. (Anyway, I'd be a werewolf. The fact that I can stay in sunlight is nice, too. Makes it helluva lot easier to buy bleach that way..damn blood.)
Ernil Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Just take the blood? I was worried there for a second. If I needed that blood, I'd stop ya. Good thing I'm safe without it. Feeling....drowsy....
Lynk Former Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 i can't be bothered writing a whole crappy thing so i'll just *pokes Ray in the eye* The weasel is the forum mascot ya dolt, don't bug him
Rogue3 Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 I would have to say vampire, cuz well they rock; I mean the whole immortal thing nice, and sex hey its fun for every one. Vampires tho do have that moody better then u blah blah blah type thing but all in all they got it good, now Werewolves are cool but I dont like the idea of my whole body changing into a "wolf" I mean ya know thats gotta hurt! so Lynk (moves head to one side hold spice rack) go for it I even have some spices for u to choose from
Ray Jones Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former i can't be bothered writing a whole crappy thing so i'll just *pokes Ray in the eye* :D *ray rubs his eyes in pain.. meanwhile he dont recognizes the wereweasel sneaking at him from the behind* TUM TUUM TUUUUUMMM!!!
leXX Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 I watched the worst werewolf film ever last night. Dog Soldiers. What a pile of poop. Anyway, vampires can fly, nuff said.
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 Originally posted by RayJones :D *ray rubs his eyes in pain.. meanwhile he dont recognizes the wereweasel sneaking at him from the behind* TUM TUUM TUUUUUMMM!!! Wereweasel! There's only one way to deal with the hideous laceratory potential of this concordance of eventualities... *(Hacks the world's nuclear missile targeting and launch programs with his 24th century Starfleet issue laptop computer and uses all of mankind's nuclear warheads to destroy the moon.)* *(Gives Uprio a weasel treat.)* Nice weasel.
Tyrion Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 *uses the power of cthulu to turn some nearby dark matter into a sun, thus sending Earth into perpetual sunlight*
SuicidalXWing Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 hmm, guess I'm gonna be underground for awhile. Anyone wanna join me, I'll have a superlarge underground lair, swimming pools, constant parties, top of the line computers and internet connections, etc..
Kuuki Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 You speakith if you were really there. but that wasteful 56k connection bring doubts to thy mind... Kookee: 1 | SXW: 0
SuicidalXWing Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 I said I'm going underground, get your eyes checked, the good connections are there, not up here. SXW = 1| Scar= -1
Kylilin Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 now, now, lets be nice. I guess no one is a big fan of the Jersey Devil...
Alia Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 There's only one? Awesome. Wait....you don't mean the hockey team. OoooOOOOOooooh. A+ for scaring me for a minute there. *tries to go back and sleep, so that people don't suspect her true nature*
SuicidalXWing Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 yes, sleep. Poppies! Poppies! *wicked witch of the west cackle* I'll get you my pretty and you're little invisible dog too.
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