Boba Rhett Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 "What the hell was that all about?" you may be asking? well I'll tell you what it was about! Here's what we're going to do. I supply you all with three words and you have to make the funniest/stupidest poem you can, encorprating those three words! Sound like fun? We'll you're doing it anyway! Here's an example using the words, Emu, Shorts, and Sucking Shorts; like a cage they are sucking the life from betwixt my legs releasing it to the wind where the emu shall feast upon it there is only pain See? Ok, here are the first three to use: Foam, Candy Canes, Rhett aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 giant foam snakes slithering about the floor eating all the candy canes then begging rhett for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Oh gawd, look at that foam. Look out, candy canes and pets What creeps out to eat you Is none other than Rhett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Rhett, from whence they came. the candy canes will roam, our world, the likes, never the same, least of all, the packing foam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Rhett had been a very bad boy, He didn't deserve not one single toy. So he got in his car and went to see Santa at the Mall To beg for Kotor - boy he had some Balls, But Santa said No, Rhett you have been very Bad Santa started to explain why he was so mad "You shooved A candy Cane right up Chase's Butt! You lit his favorite Action Figure on Fire - Poor Jabba the Hutt!" Santa was so mad he started foaming at the mouth! "CALM DOWN SANTA - there's no need to shout! I'm sorry santa", rhett said, and then he started to pout. I'll finish later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 A bath of elves and foam, Rhett’s slaves did not moan. Promise them all a "candy cane", He always was a bit insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Rhett, great stuff on Sinterklaas-evening in Holland. Sinterklaas is...oh I'm sure other Dutchmen will explain that. (Anyone ?) What matters, is that Sinterklaas in Holland deals a lot with...yep, poems ! (rhymes, in this case). With that cultural info, here's mine: Rhett let out this moan his mouth obscured by foam as he drooled like a man insane over a pile of candy cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Rhett looked down his shirt at a stain and thought this is such a great pain. But his eyes floated south, And he foamed at the mouth, At the sight of my large candy cane. I like limericks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Rhett ate some candy canes, Foam came out of his mane. Yep, Rhett's a lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 "He's our Rhett, He beds with styrofoam(sp?) Fett, He throws back his mane, when he sees a candy cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Shan's was the best...I'll have to come up w/ one later it's late right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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