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heavy breastday,.. eyh!!

 

 

 

 

 

*delivery boy at dss' doorsteps*

 

ding dong

 

..

 

 

 

 

DIINNNGGG DOONNGGGGG

 

 

 

*music gets REAL loud as dss opens the door*

 

del.boy: ERR.. HELLAU MR. .. UUHHMM.. DSS??

 

dss: sure. what is it.

 

del.boy: I GOT SOME PACKAGE FOR YA..

 

dss: *looks at huge pile of packets behind delivery boy* hmm. it says "panteys", "martineys", "waitress girleys natasha, ursula and astrid" hey. finally. my starwars tinker-set.

 

del.boy: ERRM.. NO SIRE. IT'S FROM .. MR. JONES, GERMANY.

 

dss: ah. oh. uh-huummm.

 

del.boy: THERE'S ALSO SOMETHING HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU.

 

dss: eyh.

 

del.boy: HE SAID HE "LIKES HIS MARTINI WITHOUT PANTEES, SHAKED AND NOT STIRRED BEST" .. ERR AND "THAT YOU MUST MUST MUST TRY THIS. JUST ASK ONE OF THE GIRLEYS." UHMM.. AND "TRUST HIM ON THIS"

 

dss: *raises brow*

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happy birthday man!

 

my bday was yesterday...i took the asvab test and got a 55...

 

then came home, and we went to olive garden, then my parents took me to the mall and got me a cell phone. nokia 2260. and i also got a coffee maker, aotc calendar, matrix revolutions soundtrack, and a 10 pound dumbbell.

 

augh..going to register for my a+ class today...they cancelled it twice last year, and now i have to pay $100 more!!! little unfair mofos. need to register today cause my recruiter needs the proof or whatever that i am registered in school. gahghghghgh!

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