Boba Rhett Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 The word is that WB is eyeing Beyonce Knowles for Lois Lane and Johnny Depp for Lex Luthor. WHY oh WHY did they not sign Selma Blair for Lois like they were planning to? Huh? Why?! Gah... I guess they wanna compete with the freight train of **** without brakes, more commonly known as Catwoman. What are the people at WB injecting these days?
leXX Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 OMG, she can't act for sh*t. Did you see Goldmember!? No amount of good looks can make up for bad acting. The film will be crap.
Boba Rhett Posted January 29, 2004 Author Posted January 29, 2004 Actually I don't mind her acting. She's just is totally wrong for the part. Now Selma Blair is a natural choice for her and I have now clue why they didn't have her sign. She even said she was *this* close to signing a while back.
Sivy Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 oh thats not as bad as the rumour i heard... vin diesal as clark kent/superman.... this movie is doomed
Boba Rhett Posted January 29, 2004 Author Posted January 29, 2004 Sweet ****. I only now found out it's being directed by McG. Pretty much the only thing is A-hole has, "directed" are the two Charlies Angels movies. Why would they give this man this movie? Why? ****, I mean the man calls himself MCG. So much for this movie.
TheHobGoblin Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 Okay I got it... The queen of england for Lois Goldberg for Lex Luther and for supes... Robert England (a.k.a Freedy Krueger)
Sivy Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 no no.... Rick Moranis as Lex Danny DeVito as clark kent/ superman kathleen turner as lois lane vin diesel as jimmy olsen verne troyer (mini-me) as perry white that would be cool :D
Boba Rhett Posted January 29, 2004 Author Posted January 29, 2004 Wait wait, Lois shall be played by none other than Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Olsen will have his shoes filled, (heh) by Lassie, The reanimated corpse of our dearly departed friend Jim Varney will don the cape of Supes, And Lex will be simultaniously be played by both Jay and Silent Bob, Oh and Perry White will now be a super intelligent bird that lives at the daily planet and gives out assignments - that just happened to accidentally injest kryptonite twenty seven years ago!!!1
Surfnshannon Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 Hey I like Silent Bob - no need to bring them into your crap-ass superman makeover. Throw Carrot Top in there as himself - he could be the new villian!
Hermie Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 Superman? blah! gimme a Marvel comic over DC anyday. but Superman vs. Batman looks cool. but kinda of topic: new Spider-Man 2 pics
toms Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 they look awful!!! talk about bad sfx! I'd go to a jay & silent bob superman movie a lot sooner than i'd go to a Halle Berry Catwoman film, thats for sure.... Anyone remember a few years back when they cast actors that fit the roles, rather than the actors with the biggest names who might cause the most publicity....
Sivy Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 mmmmmm... earnest or devito... what do you think? i think rhett might be right... although maybe devito could play clark kent and earnest superman... now there's a milllion dollar idea
Pie™ Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Siv mmmmmm... earnest or devito... what do you think? i think rhett might be right... although maybe devito could play clark kent and earnest superman... now there's a milllion dollar idea The HORROR!!!
DarkLord60 Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 What happened to Portman being in the next Superman?
toms Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 someone saw her acting in Ep1 & Ep2 ??? Seriously, is this supposed to be a superman prequel (in which case would lois be in it?)? if not, why are they casting such young people? Not another Teen Superman Movie....
DarkLord60 Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 A prequal why? Thats got to be the most stupidist thing.
manoman81 Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 Eh...I think that WB should have let Kevin Smith write the script like they were in the first place (watch An Evening with Kevin Smith and you'll undertstand)....Next thing you know, Tim Burton will be doing it all....
Reaper Girl Posted January 30, 2004 Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by Siv You are a sick, sad, strange little little man... Go ahead and dis Burton guys...w/t exeption of Big Fish , he's turning into a sell out. ...a sell out...WAH! PS even if you don't understand me, BOYCOTT THE PHANTOM MOVIE WINTER 2004! (you will go to heaven)
obi Posted January 30, 2004 Posted January 30, 2004 Oh good googly moogly. It's so simple, Smallvile: The Movie. Dear God, why don't I work in the movies?!?!?!
BawBag™ Posted January 30, 2004 Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett I only now found out it's being directed by McG. Well that settles it. Sh*t film on it's way! Originally posted by obi-wan13 It's so simple, Smallvile: The Movie. Pretty much yeah. Originally posted by obi-wan13 Dear God, why don't I work in the movies?!?!?! Did you send in an application?
toms Posted January 30, 2004 Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by MMMPIE!!! Never.diss.tim.burton.period. you forgot to add: "unless you are talking about Planet of the Apes." to that sentence. I'd go for a Burton directed, kevin smith written Superman over anything by McG anyday. I still think it will be hard to find anyone to match Christopher Reeve n the role, maybe that is why they seem to be going for a very young cast, to make it seem different to those movies. I'd rather they had gone for a darker, cast against type "death of superman" kind of deal, but oh well...
Pie™ Posted January 30, 2004 Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by toms you forgot to add: "unless you are talking about Planet of the Apes." to that sentence. Burton made that?! My world is in ruins
Sivy Posted January 30, 2004 Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail You are a sick, sad, strange little little man... lastest news/ rumours... johnny depp isn't up for lex but Superman's father, Jor-el. and Beyonce isn't going to be lois lane and never was.
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