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oh what fun the board of direction would have had discussing this matter..."i think barbie and ken need to break up, this is world shocking news"...who cares actually, this is pathetic

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how could millions of plastic dolls all decide to break up at the same time???

 

 

and when did ken decide he liked men??

 

 

i'm gonna go back under my rock now.

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People who find this crap interesting and newsworthy are the reason our life styles are so messed up. Anyone who thinks this is really that hard-hitting to belong on something like CNN should just save God/Buddha/Allah/Satan/Darwin all the trouble and kill themselves.

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Originally posted by Jared

how could millions of plastic dolls all decide to break up at the same time???

 

 

and when did ken decide he liked men??

 

 

i'm gonna go back under my rock now.

Skipper is one of Barbie's friends/sisters/spin off crappy product/child thing. :disaprove

 

Originally posted by Azrael

People who find this crap interesting and newsworthy are the reason our life styles are so messed up. Anyone who thinks this is really that hard-hitting to belong on something like CNN should just save God/Buddha/Allah/Satan/Darwin all the trouble and kill themselves.

It's probably a marketing stunt just to sell more dolls.

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hes right i bet bet bilions of 8 through 12 year olds are thinking "oh my god i have to find out what will happen next and buy the next barbie thingymagiger"

 

but in the end it comes down to these three things

 

1):eyeraise:

 

2):eek:

 

and 3):devsmoke:

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AHHHH!!!

my eyes!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well at least now, I know why they had no children.

 

where is it?

 

no....I mean....it....where...is...'it?'

 

 

seriously....I think what we have all overlooked...is ken....has no means to....have...children.

 

 

 

*vomits on computer*

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