[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Sorry I'm late. Originally posted by [RAA]-=Chi3f=- -GENERIC RESPONSE 2.2 This will help you answer threads easier. Be sure to mis-spell a couple of words; this will make you look cool and cover the fact that you can't spell in teh first place. 1) I'M NEW THREADS [sINCERE] A) Hi (NEW USER), Welcome to (FORUM NAME); Enjoy your stay; yadda yadda yadda (RANDOM SMILEY); Avoid (POPULAR FORUM USER)'s (NOUN); I bestow the (USLESS ITEM) of (VERB PLURALIZED) apon you; always remember (STARWARS/FAMILY GUY/ANIME/MOVIE QUOTE)!!! B) If user is a former antagonist... I know it's you (FORMER USER); Don't try to deny it!; I'll tell (MODERATOR) on you... oh and do you still have that $5 you owe me? 2) I'M NEW THREADS [sHAMLESS SELF-PROMOTER] A) If user claims to be important... /Sigh, yeah yeah you are teh L337 token-cowboy whoop-te doo la la, (NEW USER); Oh I think I know you from (GAME NAME).. yeah you are such a (VERB ENDING IN "ING")(VERB ENDING IN "ED")(NOUN)! B) If user proclaims administrative importance elsewhere... You posess the (VERB ENDING IN "ING") traits of (PLURAL NOUN)!(EXCLAMATION)... (RANDOM SOUND)! C) If user claims to be intelligent/artistic... Pfft, I can do that too; (MADTV STEWIE VOICE) Look what I can do!; Here's some of my work (DOWNLOAD AND EDIT MATERIAL IN PHOTOSHOP) Cool huh?!; It's not my best stuff, I was (VERB) that day and didn't feel like trying all that hard (PREPARE A "LEAVING FORUM FOR GOOD!" SPEACH) 3) I'M LEAVING THREADS [ANGRY] A) If I know you... I'm sorry you are leaving. Too bad, so sad, have a nice life B) If I don't know you... Wish I knew you; sad I don't... blah blah blah... and don't come back! 4) I'M LEAVING THREADS [HURT] A) If I know you... Sorry you feel that way; I agree; have a nice life. B) If I don't know you... Yeah yeah cry me a river already and get out of here. 5) IM BACK THREADS [NOSTALGIC] A) If I knew you... Hey, welcome back (NAME)! Now stop spamming the threads before you get Lynched (FAKE LAUGH) B) If I don't know you... Who the hell are you; I don't remember you; Leave my sight; your presence sickens us (RANDOM SMILEY) 6) IM BACK THREADS [CRAVING ATTENTION] A) If I knew you... Oh hi (NAME)! Didn't know you left... never really cared either (SHRUG) B) If I don't know you... Welcome back for the (NUMBER)th/st time; Have you ever seen the sun? 7) WHO'S THE (VERB)est IN THE SWAMP A) Don't know; don't care B) Anybody that joined the same time I did (give or take 2 months) 8) VS AND POLLS A) If it's a pointless vs. thread... (RANDOMLY CHOOSE ONE). (PREVIOUS WINNER) vs. (RANDOM NOUN). (RANDOM SMILEY) B) If it's a rediculous poll... ("ASH CATCHEM" VOICE) (MOST UNAPPROPRIATE CHOICE) I choose you! -END Hi mass2, Welcome to LucasForums > Network > JediKnight Series > Community > Yoda’s Swamp Enjoy your stay yadda yadda yadda Avoid BongoBob's Headcheese I bestow the shoehorn of Coleslaw apon you Family Guy Quote (Chris): When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickles my brain! Ha! Hahahahaha! Ow! Oh, know I don't know math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 hey...welcome.... ...fresh meat rhett, where the hell are you, this kid needs a welcome basket.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcelsioN Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Sup, Welcome to LF. Yeah, Rhett needs to give him a welcome basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 ROFL @ Chief Hey mass, welcome to LF. PSST: Am I the only one that's noticed this guy hasn't posted once sine he made this thread? Is he the type of newbie that gets a bunch of welcomes and leaves?? Or did we scare him off?? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by BongoBob Hullo. *takes pants back from Rythe* Here you go. If and when you return, be a little more careful. Wait a minute! What am I doing!!! *takes pants back* Ok, whos got the rubber band shooter? Oh and by the way, always remember that when trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon. *Hits him with wet towel, takes back pants and runs away* I told you you would get all these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Yep. Only this guys a two post wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by RoxStar Yep. Only this guys a two post wonder. Most of them are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Rythe does that make me special for sticking around? HEY MASS2 COME BACK! YOU FORGOT YOUR.... LEGOS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu Rythe does that make me special for sticking around? HEY MASS2 COME BACK! YOU FORGOT YOUR.... LEGOS!!!!!! Damn straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prism Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Rythe Damn straight! Hey, that's my line! *Steals back his catch phrase and locks it up inside the Sith Vault.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 *Hits old Master on head and blows up vault* Is he coming back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 I confess, I killed him while he was on the toilet. *hires Johnny Cochran* I DIDN'T DO IT! *hides sandwich* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 As King of the Swamp I command you to clean my shoes mass2! oh...err.....hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Dont be ridiculous ET We first need to give him the idea its all fun here and when he believes that he´s trapped and then we can abuse him Welcome anyways mass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcelsioN Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 He's made a runner. I think he got scared by some of the, um, very strange welcome posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge! [posh voice] hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, a knight in shining armour! [/posh voice] Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick ulo 11103 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 we wont be seeing him anymore unless he went on vacation to lalaland but hes not aloud to go to lalaland, lalaland is my happy place, nobodys aloud in my happy place. when he comes back hes dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Keralys Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Poor guy. We should really try to be nicer to new guys. Or not. *cackles evilly* This weeds out the inferior, not insane enough normal people that don't belong here.... Seriously, dude, it's not that bad if you get past this crazy stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by rick ulo 11103 we wont be seeing him anymore Unless I let him out of the cupboard under my stairs... But that's not very likely, he's keeping the others company. Mu-ah-HAH-HAAAAH!!!111!! *ahem* B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Wered he go? Grabbs pitchfork and torch. "Let's start a mob and hunt him down! YEAH!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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