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drones...I have no idea what you're talki......Resistance is futile...

 

one thing, when holding a dummy rifle, and the drill sgt. tells you to put it on safety, for fun, look all flustered and say "I'm trying drill sgt., its not working!"

 

(dummy rifles are plastic and always set in the semi setting, very funny)

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He won't be issue those until he's some time into Basic. The government issues them later, so they don't lose money when people drop out do to medical reasons and such. Besides Class 'A' and Class 'B' uniforms suck ass, most uncomfortable sh*t I've worn in my life.

 

Drill Sgts used to use wearing as punishment in AIT, since we were unsmokable (Battalion record set by my class, we were well known on and off base), it was the only way they could punish us, cause the uniforms are uncomfortable and in Georgia summer heat, they're even worse.

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^_^ You look nice and cute. Also I have one question.

 

Do they train you guys with sticks up yer bums or something? I swear every person I've ever seen in uniform looks like the mother of all sticks it jammed up there clear to the throat.

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Suck in that gut!

 

Shoulders back!

 

Chin up!

 

Is that parade rest? Hands in the small of your back, not on your ass!

 

Are those boots laced properly?

 

Who taught you how to blouse those boots, soldier?

 

Are those brand new fatigues? Ahhh...I smell buck private. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At ease. ;)

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Originally posted by SuicidalXWing

Full Metal Jacket is Marines, not Army.

 

I was referring to Zoomie's "in the ermey now" subject line... R. Lee Ermey being the old-breed leatherlung Marine that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in FMJ.

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