Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Yep, I broke up with my girlfreind today. After 30 years of dating women, I have now seen the pattern, and have decided to poke fun and have fun with it for a change. This thread is for the broken hearts, share with us your ex's lame excuses for break ups, or best break up lines. Here is a few examples, 1. "It's not you, it's me." 2. "I need my space." 3. "I just want to be freinds." 4. "I have herpes." (ok, kidding) Please regail us with the crappage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 here's some lines I may or may not have used 1. "Yes. I am gay" 2. "If you wont come to the episode III premiere dressed as a twilek dancer then its over" 3. "I am going overseas" 4. "You cant cook as good as me mum" dont worry grooveski, before you put on a Kenny G cd and start bawlin, remember, there's plenty o fish in d'sea ... plus, you always have us, ha ha! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 dont worry grooveski, before you put on a Kenny G cd and start bawlin, remember, there's plenty o fish in d'sea ... plus, you always have us, ha ha! mtfbwya Apparently you don't know the Grooves too well. I INVENTED this game. In case you didn't know: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "After 30 years of dating women...?" Was your first date in the neonatal ward? ------------------ Anyway... try these: "Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population: You." "Ummm... I just realised something about my sexuality" "My religion has this thing against having sex with corpses." "My parents don't hate you as much as I hoped they would." "I got what I want. Now leave." "It's not that i think you are becoming unattractive but....um... can you look the other way when i am talking to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Or, my favorite: You suck. It can be used to get girls closer to you rather than away from you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Does this include lame rejection lines too? How about "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I promised I would go to <event> with one of my friends, and it's too late to cancel". Eh? EH? </bitter> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by SkinWalker "After 30 years of dating women...?" Was your first date in the neonatal ward? Maybe?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "I'm leaving you for Rhett" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett "I'm leaving you for Rhett" That was always my best line, I swear. The one she gave me today was "I need to find myself", and man's most feared and hated "can we still be friends?" Dry that crap out, you can fertilize the lawn with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." -- Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 One time I told this girl, "I don't know what's bigger, your ass or your ego!" Owned?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Here's the worst one :- "I worship Darth Groovy!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by sabretooth Here's the worst one :- "I worship Darth Groovy!!!" Never heard that one before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "i dont think its going well between us..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 I had a good one used on me..went a little something like this. "I love you too much and I just can't stand not being with you all the time." (I was away at college) I dunno, I always thought that if you loved someone and wanted to see them, breaking up doesn't accomplish your goals. Stupid girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Never heard that one before... Groovy, there is a first for everything. There is also a last:D "I prefer your mum.":p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Girl: "I think we are moving way to fast?" Groovy: "The Speed limit is 65!" Girl: "That's not what I mean..." Groovy: "Ok, when I come over next time, i'll drive slower..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Girl: "I think we are moving way to fast?" Groovy: "The Speed limit is 65!" Girl: "That's not what I mean..." Groovy: "Ok, when I come over next time, i'll drive slower..." ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 say "its time for you to meet my only friends" and tell her to join LF. but beware, that might end in an engagement....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy 4. "I have herpes." (ok, kidding) Never heard that one before, and dont wanna here it either. Anyways, this is the worst one I've tried. Heres the scenario. Friday night. Went to the movies with my girlfriend. Got out, kissed her good bye. Got home, so did she. She broke up over msn, and said this "I'm breaking up with you, because this doesnt feel right.", when I asked why shy waited until she got home, she said "I needed to think it through". I was straight up furious, and felt like beating the living crap out of her. Even as we speak, my current relationsship is falling apart. My life is getting rodden again. -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick .....I was straight up furious, and felt like beating the living crap out of her. Even as we speak, my current relationsship is falling apart. My life is getting rodden again.... -Clemme calm down clemme, a handsome piece of Danish like you should be fightin the women off with his dual bladed sith sabre.... does that make you feel better...? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "You're WAY too sexy for me to date." or "I don't deserve someone that is as awesome as you." I get those a lot. Man, sometimes it sucks to be this good. =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "You're Ugly" Maybe thats just me then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 "Sorr baby, but my right hand does it better than you..." Hey, what can I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 "You're WAY too sexy for me to date." or "I don't deserve someone that is as awesome as you." I get those a lot. Man, sometimes it sucks to be this good. =( yeah in high school i got a lot of those "you're much too nice for me to date" or "i consider you too much my friend to risk anything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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