Treacherous Mercenary Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by GothiX In Pie's pants, obviously. 24/7 too!
IG-64 Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by BongoBob Ok, a pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender notices and asks him why. He says, *in best pirate voive* "ARGH! IT DRIVES ME NUTS!" XD Greatness.
ET Warrior Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Lets get into a bra before someone thinks we're nuts! Ba-dum-tch and on that note, I shall rename this to the crappy jokes thread XD
IG-64 Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 That was only slightly funny because you said "saggy boob" twice. XD
Mike Windu Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 Why couldn't the children get into the pirate movie? It was rated "Arrrrrr"
lukeiamyourdad Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 You people have officially burned my last brain cells. See! I...going...dumb... *starts banging head on keyboard*
BongoBob Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 What does a tomatoe and an elephant have in common. THEY BOTH CAN'T RIDE BIKES!
SeleneRayne Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 Here's a lame one: Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. Bartender saids, we don't serve breakfast. hehe
Mike Windu Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 A man walks into a bar. He says ouch. Thank you thank you, you're far too kind.
Boba Rhett Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 I once tried to walk into Target. I missed.
SeleneRayne Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by BongoBob That was excellent I thank you. Be sure to tip your waitress, I'm here all week!
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 The thread, SHE BURNS USSSS!!!! oh, uhh, ok.... Why are Giraffes neck's so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!!! WaKa WaKa
jebbers Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 o these jokes are so bad, they are funny....my mom likes the pirate joke... Arg it drives me nuts! thats rich and wholesome
TiE23 Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by jebbers o these jokes are so bad, they are funny....my mom likes the pirate joke... Arg it drives me nuts! thats rich and wholesome Ehh, I already knew that pirate one, I always said "Its driving me nuts." okay, my joke. Moe: Why did Stupid Steve eat his take-home exam? Joe: Because his teacher told him it was "a piece of cake." TiE
Sivy Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 a guy walks into a bar, says to the barman, "if i show you something really great can i have a free drink?" "sure" replied the barman. so the man reached into his jacket and takes out a mouse and a tiny piano and puts them on the bar. the mouse then sits down at the tiny piano and plays a tune. "wow," said the barman, "that is good! here have a free drink" after the man had finished his drink he said to the barman "if i show you something even better could a have another free drink? "better than that?! sure!" replied the barman. the man reached into his jacket again, pulled out the mouse and the tiny piano and then took out a frog and a tiny microphone. the mouse started to play the piano and then the frog started to sing along. "amazing!" cried the barman and then he gave the man another free drink. a moment later a man dressed in a suit walks over and says "i'll give you £50,000 for that frog" "nah" answered the man. "ok £100,000" "sorry, no" "£250,000 in cash right now" "ok, you got a deal" so after the suited man returned with the money the man gave him the frog. once the suited man had left the barman walks over to the man and says "are you crazy?! you could have sold that frog for millions" "nah" replied the man, "the frog's nothing special... you see the mouse is a ventriloquist" and if you thought that was bad..... a lady goes to the vets with her pet hamster. she lays the hamster on the table and says to the vet "i think my hamster is ill. it doesn't eat or drink and it hasn't moved in days" so the vet takes a look at the hamster and after a minute ot two the vet says "sorry but your hamster is dead" "no!" said the lady "it can't be. isn't there any tests you can do?" "believe me, it is dead" replied the vet. "please, i want to be sure" "ok" the vet goes out the back and brings back a labrador. the labrador looks over the hamster, sniffs it and then looks at the vet and shakes it's head. "it's dead" said the vet "no, please try something else" said the lady so then the vet goes out the back and then brings out a cat. the cat pokes the hamster with its pawn, sniffs it and then looks at the vet and shakes its head. "see" said the vet "it's dead" "ok, fine." said the lady. "how much do i owe you?" "£5000" replied the vet. "how much!?" cried the lady "just to tell me my pet is dead??!!" "well if you had believe me first of all the charge would have been a lot less. but after the lab's opinon and the cat scan the price has increased considerable."
*Yoinked* Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 What is the difference between a duck? ..... big spoiler, brace your self... .... One of its legs are both the same!
jon_hill987 Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 I got this one off never mind the buzzc*cks: You are trapped in a room with Elton John and Micheal Jackson, you have a gun with only one bullet in it what do you do? You beat them to death with the gun, escape and go looking for Justin Timberlake
TiE23 Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by jon_hill987 I got this one off never mind the buzzc*cks: You are trapped in a room with Elton John and Micheal Jackson, you have a gun with only one bullet in it what do you do? You beat them to death with the gun, escape and go looking for Justin Timberlake Nice! TiE
jon_hill987 Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 This should probably be in a crappy picture thread but what the hell...
IG-64 Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by *Yoinked* What is the difference between a duck? ..... big spoiler, brace your self... .... One of its legs are both the same! I don't get it...
LightNinja Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by jon_hill987 This should probably be in a crappy picture thread but what the hell... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/jon_hill987/Thispage.jpg did you censured the word ****ed up? i mean, no one will get traumatised, and if that someones does...is so dumb
Boba Rhett Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 Did you hear the story about the giant that threw up? It's all over town.
jon_hill987 Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by LightNinja did you censured the word ****ed up? i mean, no one will get traumatised, and if that someones does...is so dumb Yeah, well, I'm not offended/traumatised by it, but someone else might be, so i did.
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