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Pffft, Bond ALWAYS got caught. And if it weren't for Q's gadgets, he'd be dead.

 

And we musn't forget that Bond is just a disgusting character all around. *nods* Mmhmm, it's true. :)

 

 

My oldest brother got me to listen to The Gourds this spring. Shinebox is the album that I really like. Great stuff there; I don't listen to it too often but sometimes it's just the right sound. You guys ever heard of em? :)

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And we musn't forget that Bond is just a disgusting character all around. *nods* Mmhmm, it's true. :)

 

Digusting to you females, maybe. But he's an idol to men everywhere precisely because he can get into bed with a gorgeous female every single time the world needs saving.

 

That, and the fact he's British is awesome. :p

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Digusting to you females, maybe. But he's an idol to men everywhere precisely because he can get into bed with a gorgeous female every single time the world needs saving.

 

That, and the fact he's British is awesome. :p

 

bahaha british...

 

but wait, us Australians have no outstanding male sex symbols that we can look up to. all we have is that bastard crocodile hunter. and he's an idiot.

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George Lazenby? :p

 

You should try reading a few of the bond books, they make the screen bond look like a lovely modern chap. One of my faves is where he effectively tells the lesbian p.ussy galore that she is only a lesbian because she hasn't had a real man. then kind of forces himself on her. Then converts her back to the heterosexual way. :D

I always liked his ruthless streak... the conery/moore bond was always willing to sacrifice people and casually kill them.

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bahaha british...

 

but wait, us Australians have no outstanding male sex symbols that we can look up to. all we have is that bastard crocodile hunter. and he's an idiot.

 

Ah! Not so. You've forgotten that other crocodile symbol of masculinity, Paul Hogan. Now there's a guy I think men the world over can look up to.

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music, anything by lemon jelly. its completely not my style of music, but its the best stuff to just put on and go "sigh, what a day, and now i relax".

 

 

Thanks for the suggestion. I bought one of the albums last night online. It's pretty cool music.

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That was the way bond worked. He never actually did much spying. He just went out and got himself noticed (by winding up the bad guy or pulling his bird), got captured, got told the whole plan, used his gadgets in a way for which they weren't intended (much to the annoyance of Q as this usually broke them) to escape, foiled the plan, got the girl.

 

Easier than all that slow sneaking around trying to spy on people... :D

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Well I finally got around to getting a new graphics card. And finally felt I was now ready to play Republic Commando in all it's glory, after all I had been sitting on it for months waiting to install it and play. And I have to say, very fun game.

 

Seems to me there are lots of modding opportunities and I'm a bit confused we don't yet have much modding for it. It's a perfect model of game for modding.

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can i have one of those dirty magazines, you know, the ones with the girls with the big boobies.

 

Ah! Not so. You've forgotten that other crocodile symbol of masculinity, Paul Hogan. Now there's a guy I think men the world over can look up to.

 

ah, touche. i forgot about him. you know what he did before he was corocdile dundee? he painted teh harbour bridge! it takes 20 years to get from one side to the other, and once you've finished, you have to start again!

 

Thanks for the suggestion. I bought one of the albums last night online. It's pretty cool music.

 

its good to know people listen to good suggestions :)

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I just saw Clerks for the first time straight through. I knew it was 'that b/w movie' but never really sat and watched it. Funny as hell. Are his other movies as good or not? Most comedies don't make me laugh but that one did :)

 

Dogma is another really good movie of Smith's.

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Dogma is another really good movie of Smith's.

definitely :D There's also Mallrats and Chasing Amy (iffy on that one though)...

I had no clue that he was making (producing) The Green Hornet... man, I need to get out more... hehehe

 

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as for Unknown Coolness mentions, though probably not 'unknown' at all, I still have to pay homage to the film Officespace (yet another cult-classic that I'll watch till my dying day) :D

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Speaking of office space:

The UK TV series the office is also great.

Rowan: Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?

Gareth: Hmm?

David Brent: We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.

Gareth: Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.

Rowan: OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?

Tim: I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?

 

Tim: Ok now guys, we're about to enter a warehouse environment now. I'll just warn you that some of the people in here will be working class. So there may be some arse cleavage. Just find a partner, hold hands and don't talk to anyone.

 

Tim: No I don't talk about my love life for a very good reason, and that reason is I don't have one. Which is very good news for the ladies-I am still available. I'm a heck of a catch, cos, er well look at it. I live in Slough, in a lovely house, with my parents. I have my own room, which I've had since yep, since I was born. That's seen a lot of action I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out, so I'm a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue ladies.

 

[Arguing over the quiz result and request for a rematch]

Chris Finch: Right, I will throw anything you choose over this building. If I do it, we win the quiz. Right?

David Brent: Yeah, so you choose anything. If he can throw it over, we've won the champagne. And that's it. And that's the real quiz. Choose one thing.

Ricky: You really are a couple of sad little men, aren't you?

Gareth: Oh yeah, they're sad little men. He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?

 

Gareth: Tim's put my stapler inside a jelly again. That's the third time he's done it. It wasn't even funny the first time.

David Brent: Why has he done that?

Gareth: I told him once that I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves.

David Brent: Yeah. You showed him a weakness - he pounced. You should know about that... What is in there?

Gareth: It's my stapler.

[Gareth plunges his hand in to fish out the stapler]

David Brent: Well, don't do that... eat it out. There's people starving in the world, which I hate... and it's a waste so... How do you know it's yours?

Gareth: It's got my name on it in Tipp-Ex.

David Brent: Okay, don't eat it now then... chemicals.

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