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Hey remember that war we had with The Swamp and RSN?


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  Rogue Nine said:
My memory's kinda fuzzy about that whole time. :x

My memory is kinda fuzzy about everything that happened before I woke up today... but I seem to remember we left billions in damage, a lot of debris, and millions of displaced, homeless refugees in the Swamp.

 

 

 

Um ... or was that Hurricane Katrina I'm thinking of? Cuz it seems to me that Yoda's Swamp might just be doing a little better than us these days.

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More activity means nothing, we kicked ass and tooks names, I went back and looked in every thread about it. And trust, we'll have our time again, just wait till another X-Wing game comes out. (Ok, maybe not but still.....)

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A very virtual one. People said "ooh" and "aah" and "I'm hit" and fell to the ground. Then they had to lie around for like 3 months playing a corpse, starved, and so finally billions died. What a mess!

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It cost both sides about 5 million people, and about a total of 70,009,789,932,321,042 dollars (USD) worth of damage.

 

and that's not counting the military expendetures of both sides of the conflict, which totals about double that number.

 

So, yes, Niner still has alot of paying to do. :D

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Any damages caused were the result of members of the Swamp and RSN being unable to handle their booze at the bonfire, thus XWA.net is not liable for any damages. However, the Swamp and RSN are being held resposible for ALL damages caused to XWA.net and it's members, emotional and physical.

 

In short, you(Swamp, RSN) are paying for XWA.net's medical bills, reconstruction costs, military budget, taxes, pr0n memberships, utilities, credit card bills, grocery bills, bar tabs, buying former CSA land, car payments, loans, alcoholic beverages, insurance, and the ever vital vending machine fund.

 

If you think thas bad, just wait till our lawyer(s) get involved...

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Maybe you suffered a head injury during a battle and have some amnesia about the whole thing? Or maybe it was so traumatic, that you blocked out the whole war? Or maybe aliens kidnapped you and altered your memory? This seems like the most likely senario.

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  Keyan Farlander said:
Or maybe aliens kidnapped you and altered your memory?

And performed anal probing... don't forget the lots and lots of anal probing.

 

:joy:

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  Commander 598 said:

 

In short, you(Swamp, RSN) are paying for XWA.net's medical bills, reconstruction costs, military budget, taxes, pr0n memberships, utilities, credit card bills, grocery bills, bar tabs, buying former CSA land, car payments, loans, alcoholic beverages, insurance, and the ever vital vending machine fund.

 

all courtesy of Niner's credit card. ;)

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I don't remember the actual war, per se...but I do have a startling and surreal flash of memory of a green half-naked slave girl, blue whiskey and the phrase 'Next time, I'll wear the parrot head.' There must have been a war on, for she called me 'sailor.'

 

Don't mess with Niner's wallet! :dozey: You don't know where it's been...

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