Sabretooth Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 http://keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906 Top 10: I find your lack of pants disturbing. You are unwise to lower your pants. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. The Force is strong in my pants. Your pants, you will not need them. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. Pull up! All pants pull up!
RC-1162 Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 My fav: "I want them alive. No pants." -Vader Rear pants down... Argh!!! So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants. Look at the size of those pants! I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants! Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants! other than the ones you gave.
Jeff Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 These aren't the pants you're looking for. Hilarious! Great find, Sabre.
The Doctor Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 I find your lack of pants disturbing I found these a while ago, but forgot the site I found them at. Thanks, Sabretooth!
Soogz Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 haha those are funny. You know what would also be funny? Instead of using pants, you could use balls. lol.
The Doctor Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 ^That would be even more perverted than it already is. Some of them wouldn't work, either.
Hallucination Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside Great find Sabretooth
Vladimir-Vlada Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 ROFL LMAO Great find! My favourites: That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational! Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. Search your pants, you know it to be true. You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done. I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this. "We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants" Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him ROFL!
Hallucination Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 one that would be good but wasn't put in: "I have the higher pants!"
nas77 Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 "The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing." Hilarious!
Ztalker Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 - Vader was succumbed by the Dark Side of the pants - Visit this army of pants, i will - Master Yoda, this conflict can't be desided by our knowdledge of pants - That's no pants, that's a space station! - Cloud City is the biggest producer of pants - oh..sometimes, i feel so pantsless
Snafu7 Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 ROFL! Great find Sabre. The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
The Doctor Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Tatooine is controlled by the pants. I'm not sure if it's on the list. I didn't read the whole thing.
Samurai DD Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 LMAO!!! Great Find! Laughed for hours with that link!
MdKnightR Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 "You will never find more wretched pants of scum and villainy!" or "Pants Eisley...You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." This is fun!
Sabretooth Posted November 6, 2005 Author Posted November 6, 2005 Made some Ep3 ones: "...Become my pants..." - Palpatine (to anakin) "Sith Lords are our pants!" - Obi-Wan "You were the chosen pants!" - Obi-Wan "The Sith rely on their pants for their strength." - Anakin "The pants have started up their main power generators." - Clone Commander "He will soon have Grievous's pants." - Anakin OBI-WAN: I need pants. WRANGLER: (subtitled, in native tongue) You need pants. "Be thankful, Viceroy, you have not found yourself in my pants . . . Your ship is waiting. " - General Grievous "Pants or not, you must realize you are doomed." - General Grievous "If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the pants." - Palpatine "Use my pants, I beg you... " - Palpatine "You have great pants, Anakin." - Palpatine "For your own good, stay out of these pants." - Mace Windu
MdKnightR Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Obi-wan never told you what happened to your pants. No, Luke, I am your pants.
Soogz Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Pants! At last we will have pants!"
RobQel-Droma Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Absolutely Hilarious :lol:!! I just made a deal with the Empire that will keep them out of our pants forever. Search your pants, you know it to be true. The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants. The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants. I'd just as soon pants a Wookiee! I blew a hole in their pants.
RedHawke Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 "General a fleet of pants are coming out of hyperspace in sector four!" "Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational pants!"
MdKnightR Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Han Solo on Hoth - Wuah! And I thought pants smelled bad on the outside.
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