Ray Jones Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Yes, be sure you don't miss out any options. Better you force your way into the ober-monkey's office now and demand at least a bigger and more powerful "little fellow" first. Don't underestimate the need for correct and appropriate combat supply! I mean you know the song "I got a girl in every harbour"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I donno Mr. Bunny, I don't think they make flak jackets for elephants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 it's been 2 and a half years since i quit. try to avoid drinking because that is when cravings can be highest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 dude that sucks. why haven't they given you an assignment? are u too dangerous for the navy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 EAP: You should take this opportunity to join the Navy and fly jets. Zoomie: Your words are wise and maybe if I didn't hate the military and maybe if I didn't hate hippies I'd do one of those things.... Well, perhaps you could join the Navy, learn to fly jets, and from then on just never bother to show up, disappear, and just continue to collect a check. I mean: What's the worst that could happen? Who knows,... someday you just might wake-up to find that you have been appointed President of an international superpower by the highest court in the land. And if history is any guide, we know for a fact that such things always turn out really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Excellent. Now you will have both hands free for drinking! Double fisting for teh pwn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Yay for EAP!! I know, I know, late reply >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 i quit pizza hut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Quit Pizza Hut you have, but altered your destiny you have not. All Areseners are predestined to work food service, and follow your destiny you must... Perhaps Burger King will be more to your liking. I hear they have an attractive benefits package for career management level employees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 na he will end serving potatoes in the army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 AH HA! I have YET to be on the fast-food franchise work-like THING! YEAH!!!! worked in a ware hourse called Sunnking Crackles should know aobut that by now (I know SXW,jango and RFH know by now (by me making em go that for cheap puter stuff ^_^)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 no more food. btw there isn't a burger king less than 30 minutes from here, which sucks. im gonna check out a few towns around the area, i'm sure they'll have something that will pay me at least $8 an hour. tomorrow/today is my next scheduled day for ph...hopefully they found a replacement, cause i'm not going back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 AH HA! I have YET to be on the fast-food franchise work-like THING! YEAH!!! I failed to mention that the Aresen food service curse has a flip side--it's either flip burgers or serve in the armed forces. Note the word 'serve' in both destinies....this is because all Areseners are *samurai* at heart, and reading up on the etymology and meaning of that word should provide further illumination. However, as is our karmic balance to offset the otherwise illicit pleasure of flying around in powerful space machines and destroying unarmored individuals helpless on the ground, our destiny is forced through the bizarre lens of american twenty-first century cultural miasma to render us either straining deep fat fryers or standing in formation in a uniform that never seems to fit quite right. Welcome to the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Well the point is, I recently saw a documentation on teevee where they shot at a katana from 10 meters distance and it divided the bullet in two halfs. That is the real *samurai* at heart feeling I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Zoomie again astounds us with logic beyond comprehension.... So, see any large space machines around lately that i can use to blow up un armored peoples on the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 if it envolves you getting on the senate and creating a bill that allows the military to install laser beams on the shuttle, just for that reason. yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted December 4, 2005 Author Share Posted December 4, 2005 Ugh, Zoomie is right. I was trying really hard to find a job out of food but it's just not happening. Teh suck. However I think I might be able to make enough money just cleaning people's houses. They keep refering me to their friends haha. I'll just go back to school and get a degree and get a REAL job. Woot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hey i learned that Kodak HQ is located in Rochester, New York. Is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Um, no. HQ is actually located down a series of elevator shafts and behind some sliding doors. Get with the program! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 yeah it is 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Yeah, Kodak HQ is located in my hometown. It is the third largest employeer in the area. It used to be the first, but the University of ROchester recently now occupies that top honor. mearly because Kodak keeps fireing peoples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Bah! let it burn to the ground for all i care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Ah, time to revitalize an old thread just cause I'm an ass. And you quit smoking? Nobody likes a quitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 theres a person at my work and she smokes and got cancer and had a part of a lung removed and she STILL SMOKES!!!!!!! I think she's going for a Darwin Award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Dude, maybe she's trying to kill herself. Maybe you should congratulate her for being so persistent instead of being a quitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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