It is time

[90SK]

It's time we finish this. The age-old question needs answering.

 

 

I voted apples. How about you?

[DrMcCoy]

Apples!

[Isak]

Apples indeed, oranges are to sticky.

[PoM]

Apples!

If it's juice though...

Oranges.

But that's juice!

If just the fruit, definately apple!

[Fealiks]

definately apples. unless its chocolate oranges were talking about here.... *licks lips*

[PoM]

*Dies because Fealiks' sig is 10 times bigger than his posts are*

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[Zoom Rabbit]

What the--? I'm the ONLY one here who voted for oranges?!?

 

So just what are we supposed to do on a prolonged sea voyage--watch our teeth fall out from scurvy?

 

Meh. Go suck apples, the lot of ye!

[DrMcCoy]

  Zoom Rabbit said:

What the--? I'm the ONLY one here who voted for oranges?!?

 

Apples!

 

(Also: Spalter!/Splitter! )

[edlib]

Go Banana!

[Gabez]

Apples, but I like oranges too.

 

Recently I've been having a sordid love affair with cox apples. I love cox.

 

(And Felix, for the love of God, reduce the size of that sig image before it devours us all!)

[counting_pine]

I am immune!

 

[90SK]

I've always been partial to Ginger Gold apples. They only come around for a few months in late summer, but they're so crisp and delicious: it's worth the wait.

[Joshi]

apples are less messy and easier to get into as you don't have to peel.

[90SK]

You don't?

 

*puts away peeler, looking disappointed*

[Mr Cheese]

If it's green apples, then oranges! If it's red apples, then oranges!

[Gabez]

I'm probably the opposite to that - I prefer when they're green and mean.

 

Also, what orange are we talking about here? The really big ones that are impossible to get into and spray painful orange acid into your eye? Or the small and cute oranges that are easy to peel, have no pips and are really juicy?

[RicardoLuigi...]

Appels.

[Ray Jones]

I go for sex appeals. Yummy, juicy, tasty and have an overall right feeling.

[Zoom Rabbit]

  edlib said:

Go Banana!

 

I tried that once. Took weeks getting the yellow paint out of my hair...

 

The Case for Oranges

 

The orange, when compared to the apple, is almost perfectly round. Its skin is dimpled for easy grip, and is softer than the hard, unyielding waxiness of apple skin. Granted, there is more effort involved in peeling an orange before eating it--but at least you don't wind up eating the rind! Who want's to eat the peel anyway? The flesh of an orange is higher--as I have previously mentioned--in vitamin C, and it comes handily segmented so you can share some of your delicious citrus treat with friends, without undue mess. In closing, I would point out that the state of Florida, which is famous for producing oranges, is also the repeated target of many disastrous hurricanes. If God's that pissed off at Florida for growing them, there must be something sinfully good about the humble orange...

 

*Ahem!*

[Joshi]

  Zoom Rabbit said:

If God's that pissed off at Florida for growing them, there must be something sinfully good about the humble orange...

 

*Ahem!*

 

Yes, hurricanes and whatnot because oranges are sinfully good, lets forget the whole Adam and Eve thing when it comes to the apple.

[Fealiks]

yeah good point.

also:

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Its skin is dimpled for easy grip, and is softer than the hard, unyielding waxiness of apple skin.

yeah but apples hurt more when you throw them at people.

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The flesh of an orange is higher--as I have previously mentioned--in vitamin C

which, if you eat too much of, can harm your digestive system quite severely

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and it comes handily segmented so you can share some of your delicious citrus treat with friends, without undue mess. In closing

 

let me rephrase that for you. and sadly it comes handily segmented so you can are forced to (i mean you have to be polite..... *cough*) share some of your delicious citrus treat with friends, without large amounts of undue mess. In closing

 

yeebebe

face it peeps, apples own oranges. theres only ONE bad thing and thats that the skin gets stuk between your teeth

[Joshi]

  Fealiks said:

theres only ONE bad thing and thats that the skin gets stuk between your teeth

 

 

That's just a tasty (if not powerful painful) treat for later.

[PoM]

We have a nice tree with "peasgood" apples outside.

They are delicious, and one of the biggest apples in the world.

Peasgood:

 

Edit: I'm eating an apple right now.

Who else is?

[Skinkie]

  Gabez said:

I love cox.

 

All the filthy minded people on this board and no one took advantage of this line? Shame on you all. Especially you Roy, this should have been all you.

 

 

Yeah I have a hard time deciding without specifying types of fruit, I mean if it was Granny Smith Apples vs. Clemetine Oranges I don't think I could choose.

[edlib]

  Skinkie said:

All the filthy minded people on this board and no one took advantage of this line? Shame on you all. Especially you Roy, this should have been all you.

Too damn easy. Give us a challenge.

What makes you think we would ever stoop so low to compare eating fruit with erotic activity, anyway?

 

Besides, what could we ever do with, for instance, the image of you wrapping your lips around a nice, tart, juicy, ripe Granny, your teeth pressing gently but insistingly into the oh so smooth skin, seeking the penetrate into the tender waiting flesh below... or the thought of Clementines sweet, sweet juices gushing forth from between your probing fingers peeling the skin back from the wet inside, until you are left with fluid running off your chin.

 

See,.. there's just really nowhere you can go from there.