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Talk to jolee.

"yeah, what is it?"

"it doesnt matter"

"oh, i get it! let's mess with the old man's head, he's half senile, he wont remember anything... wait. what was this about again?"

 

ooooh the irony!!!

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Howdy. I'm new here.

 

My favorite line is on Kashyyyk with Zalbaar, in the Czerka office. There's a guy standing around that you can talk to, and when you do, zalbaar will say something. The guy'll say something like "What was that? I don't understand wookie language."

you: "He says he wants to rip your arms off and beat you with them"

Zalbaar (in loud wookie roar): "I didn't say that!"

you: "see? I can barely control him."

 

I burst out laughing when I first saw this.

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Yup, that's true. I haven't played right through as male Revan, but...*massive spoilers*

 

I'd be a bit uncomfortable with wasting half of my party, especially the rather cruel way you can kill Mission. Worst case scenario would leave you with just Canderous and T3-M4. Not my idea of a good time. And you can't even hook up with Bastila in any case if you are female. :ball:

 

While on the topic of Bastila, a pity one of the options in conversations isn't to knock her lights out. I'm sure many of us wanted to do this at times.

 

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Personally I'd have punched her in the gut so hard she threw up on the Star Forge, rather than kill her.

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You can find an empathy chip that you can install on HK, here's a list of the dialogue.

 

HK-47 with "HK Pacifist Module" installed

 

"Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children?"

"We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."

"Musing: I think perhaps I would enjoy learning a new language. Or watching an informative holovid."

"Answer: Master, your concern is unfounded. I assure you, I am operating at peak efficiency."

"Answer: Of course I am all right. Why wouldn't I be?"

"I respect all life. All life is connected and should be nurtured."

"Exclamation: No! Master, no! What are you doing?"

 

HK-47 after "HK Pacifist Module" is uninstalled

 

"Statement: Master, please, I beg you. Never install anything again without checking it in the diagnostics bay first."

"That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant."

"Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine."

"Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"

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Where's that from Shem? I don't remember a Mandalorian on Dantooine.

That's actually Canderous in Mandalorian armor on Tatooine.

 

EDIT: And that one with Carth in the burial mounds and Bastila talking about being your sex slave?!

Dialogue chioces. ;)

 

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