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Sorry, I haven't seen Clerks in years.

 

Crazy things I've done, hmm...this one time I dug a mole out of my arm with a knife. It's a skin-colored bump now. And I stapled a kid on the wrist semi-accidentally. And I kissed a girl without her knowing that I had a mouthful of water and it freaked her out when I spat it into her oral cavity. (Still can't convince her that it wasn't just ungodly amounts of spit.) That's pretty much the highlight reel of the SFW stuff.

 

post the nsfw stuff in rd2

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Thats very funny and an awkward confession coming from you

 

It wasn't as awkward as the fact that I looked better than her in her own clothes. It was okay though, we were dating kinda. And I've never drunk or smoked or injected or otherwise taken illegal drugs. Just naturally kooky.

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It wasn't as awkward as the fact that I looked better than her in her own clothes. It was okay though, we were dating kinda. And I've never drunk or smoked or injected or otherwise taken illegal drugs. Just naturally kooky.

 

The real question is, are you male or female?

 

If male: That's disgusting.

 

If female: That's hawt.

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Dude, Scrappy Doo sucks.

 

OMG, that is so QFT. You're my hero, itchy. Scrappy should have been scrapped before he ever made it out of the writer's stoned brain, and if not, he should have been scrapped on the production room floor by anyone with half a lick of common sense. That way, true Scooby fans would never have been assaulted by Scrappy's saccharine whiny lameness.

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