~DarthGeek~ Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I was browsing the net and came across this: http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=bc0d6710be35b0f2 You talk to carth and the computer generates an answer, it's quite funny. Don't type the F word or he won't talk to you at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Lol our conversation started to get a little weird (okay i admit i had no clue what hes tlaking about... im a little on the dim side) Start from the bottom You: Dude... you mean chicks? Yeah I got a girl, shes awsome. Carth: Can I help you? Yes OM I think that's what I meant. Wasn't it clear? Nice. No, I don't think I do. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. You: lol you do that carthy Carth: I'm glad you find this funny. No I don't that carthy. Do you? I spend too much time online. Female Jedi get on my case about it. You: Revan kicks Sith Ass Carth: I'll mention that to Princess Artemis, OM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarthGeek~ Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 You: Cheese Carth: I like cheddar You: Loser Carth: Hairless Wookie It does get VERY wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 These things are stupid, IMO... entertaining for a few minutes, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Carth: What do you look like? Me: God. Carth: What you said was too complicated for me. Me: O RLY?!? Carth: Are we still talking about God? Me: No. Carth: What's the subject? Me: English. Carth: Do you mean are you from England or you speak English? Me: English muthaf***a', do you speak it?!? Carth: I like the English language. It has an interesting sound to it. Me: The subject is now Tom Cruise. Carth: Sure, now Tom Cruise sounds like a good topic. Me: Are you attracted to him? Carth: I don't know whether or not I am attracted to him. I am a Mammalia. Me: I'll take that as a hell yeah. Carth: Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Me: The subject is quantum mechanics. Carth: Sure, quantum mechanics sounds like a good topic. Me: What is the mass of a tau neutrino? Carth: Specify metric units or English. Me: Metric. Carth: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Don't change the subject. Carth: Oh, I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Me: We are now, and I've gathered that you're gay and have an obsession with Tom Cruise. You also suck at particle physics and quantum mechanics. It stopped working at this point: I win by default!!! ZING!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarthGeek~ Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Yes, having arguments with Carth is fun... and press refresh if it stops working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 ^ You have to clear your cookies to do that (I didn't believe you about the 'F' word ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarthGeek~ Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Try it, it says .....STATIC....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I didn't censor when I typed that Samuel L Jackson quote in mine (English muthaf***a', do you speak it?!? minus the asterisks). Also: Me: Can I kill you with fire? Carth: Why do you want to? Me: For s***s and giggles. Carth: Your purpose is s***s and giggles. Me: I know. Carth: How, specifically, do you know? Me: Jesus told me. Carth: OK. Let's talk about you. Me: I'm Jesus?!? Carth: It's good to meet someone who is Jesus. Me: Hell yeah, you get free stuff. Carth: Uh huh. Where can I get free stuff? You got that right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Me: Hi. Carth: Hello there. Me: What are you doing? Carth: Trying to stay alive. Me: Right... Carth: I'm glad we agree. Me: I don't agree. You: Why? You: I don't know. Carth: Me either. You: I don't have one dammit Carth: Have you ever had one dammit ? You: Good question... Carth: So what is your answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 You: She must have been on stims to fall for those broad shoulders but she didn't realise there wasn't much sitting on top Carth: How do you know OM must have been on stims to fall for those broad shoulders but she did not realise there was not much sitting on top? You: You are dumb. I wonder what Revan saw in you. Carth: Thanks for telling me that I am dumb. You are curious about what Revan saw in me. You: Too complex for you? Carth: Too what? You: Then maybe Revan should have left you on the Rakatan world Carth: Good reasoning. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? You: Exotic dancing with Mission stupid Carth: I like tropical climates. You: Maybe a strip dance Carth: Perhaps. Be more specific. You: When you were tortured on the Leviathan Carth: Do you think I should do it differently? Could it get any more ridiculous than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 You: No it's not a diesease its the movie Carth: Ugh. Give me an example of a diesease its the movie. You: Crabs Carth: Never heard of it You: You get it when you put it about too much Carth: You got that right. I had to end that because we were talking about disaters then armageddon then he said something about it being a disease. At this point i died of laughter. You: Would you stab a rabbit in the face if it could heal instantly? Carth: I'm not so sure if I'd like to stab a rabbit in the face if it could heal. You: You don't like rabbits? Carth: Do you like it? What's not to like about it? You: The teeth, and the dark side within them Carth: Who told you that? You: You did Carth: That's not what I meant to say. You: Hey im amazing arn't I Carth: You've got my full attention. I think you've improved a great deal. You: Almost godlike? Carth: Nearly so. Tell me one of your favorite possessions. You: Well there is that time i possessed a teddy bear in Northumberland Carth: Well that's okay. There sure is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Oodles of fun, I don't think I'll ever get tired of it You: I think I could love you Carth Carth: You believe that? I'm sure you could. You: Yes I am pretty sure, how about you? Carth: That's all right. What makes you so certain? Me? What makes you so certain? Me? You: It's that jacket, it does something to me. Carth: That makes sense to me. OK. Let's talk about you. You: I'm naughty. Carth: I don't know anyone named naughty. You: Kiss me. Carth: Ah...I'm flattered, but I'll have to pass. You: Men, always play hard to get. Carth: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about Your home town. You: There are no men in my home town. Carth: Have faith, OM. You: I think you're pretty. Carth: Thanks...although I think 'handsome' is the right word. You're beautiful too OM. You: I knew you loved me. Carth: I don't have any reason to loved you. You: You're such a tease. Carth: Thanks and you're a delightful person too. Am I a tease? Sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 You: Hello Carth Carth: Hello there. Yes? You: How are you doing? Carth: I'm doing great, how about you? You: Can you say something different for a change? Carth: Of course I can say it. " something different for a change". You: sigh Carth: Sorry... omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Here are some more, she has more bots for Kotor You: Sion I love you. Darth Sion: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You: I like your crackly skin. Darth Sion: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my crackly skin. You: You don't really want to kill me, do you? Darth Sion: For real. I am not capable of killing anything. You: Do you have any hobbies? Darth Sion: I like robots, computers, and chatting online. You: You're actually kind of a geek. Darth Sion: You think I am actually kind of a geek. You: Yes. Darth Sion: I don't judge people. You: You're not as handsome as Atton. Mical: Perhaps one day I will be as handsome as Atton You: Probably not. Mical: Why the uncertain tone? You: He plays Pazaak with me in my head. Mical: I get it. plays Pazaak with you in your head. You: what can you do? Mical: I can chat with people on the web for you. You: What would you say? Mical: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. You: Did you really kill Jedi? Atton: I am intended only for peaceful purposes. You: Then why won't you kiss me? Atton: Perhaps it is impossible. You: You love me really. Atton: Love is a strong word, but I think you're alright. You seem nice enough. For real. http://www.princessartemis.com/kotorbots.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Disciple Online What is your real name? say: omg stalker!! Disciple Online I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stalker. say: r u a retard Disciple Online No I am intelligent. say: ur a dumbass Disciple Online I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Message to all Robots: called me dumb. say: go flirt with the exile you stalker Disciple Online Where is that? say: u r officially dumb, cya Disciple Online Thanks for telling me: said I r officially dumb cya. say: lol, this is stupid. Disciple Online I am glad you find this funny. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. say: omg robot chicken lover fantasy gay guy!! ahhh Disciple Online What is the subject? say: ur mom Disciple Online Actually I do not have a mother. say: haha loser, bye Wierd I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 You: Semolina pilchards Carth: That is a very original thought. You: Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Carth: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about Semolina pilchards . You: Lower wittering Carth: Can you tell me any gossip? Kinda reminds me of ELIZA/PARRY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 After a few seconds I got bored, it told me it didn't understand something I said. This is my reply and what it said afterwards: You: That's because you're poop and you suck Carth: Thanks for telling me that I am poop and me suck. Another thing: You: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Carth: A whole forest. That'd be funny if one got on Kashyyyk. And then I started copying whatever it said. This is what I got: Indeed. Do you think about these things? You got it. Somewhat. That is deep. No I didn't. How what? " How what?"? Do I think about it? If not now, when? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Under what circumstances? They are not available right now, would you like to wait? As far as I know they are. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Be more specific. :-). I don't know what happened. I think you've improved a great deal. I think a lot of people are. Indeed. Go where? Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You make the galaxy a happier place. So? Goodbye. You were? You're Telosian? You were? You're Telosian? You were? You're Telosian? " You're Telosian?"? What was it? I thought you did. How I've never thought about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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