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I'm afraid this thread will turn into something like making fun of people for what they've done. Some things that aren't controllable and other things that are controllable. Although I have an anger problem and i've managed it quite well, i'm slightly offended, but I don't seek for it's closing as long as there is no harm to it..

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This thread is by no means meant to be disrespectful, I simply stated that stories of this nature can be quite humorous

 

A friend just got suspended for two days a and dropped from Psychology after bitching out the teacher in front of our class and then in private. "Dave" had his cell phone in class as did many other kids. But "Dave" was rather obvuise about it because he didn't bother to ever look up. When the Teacher finally did notcie him he confiscated it. "Dave" went just a wee bit balastic and after calling the Psych teacher a variety of tastless names, walked out of the room. I didn't thik anything of until I talked to "Dave" again about a half hour later. He'd gone back up to the room to get his phone back, when he was told he would have to get it from one vice principles, he'd gone and called the teacher a ****, a racist, and many other names and then topped it all off by telling the teacher he wanted out of his class (School is over in 4 days and he had passing grades, now he gets no credit). Sure enough "Dave has OSS for the rest of the week.

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I'm afraid this thread will turn into something like making fun of people for what they've done. Some things that aren't controllable and other things that are controllable. Although I have an anger problem and i've managed it quite well, i'm slightly offended, but I don't seek for it's closing as long as there is no harm to it..

 

Why would you be afraid of anything that might happen in a thread at all? The concept is completely alien to me.*shrugs* Of course people should be made fun of for things they've done. What else is there to make fun of? How they look? I'd say that might be more cruel, because at least one of the two can be helped.

 

If you're implying that anger isn't controllable, then not only are you wrong, you are weak. You're already offended before the thread even has a proper start? Bizarre.

 

PS...Thanks for not seeking to close the thread. Your patience is only outweighed by your immeasurable power.

 

I have an example of someone going ape**** that I'd like to share.

 

I'm afraid this thread will turn into something like making fun of people for what they've done. Some things that aren't controllable and other things that are controllable. Although I have an anger problem and i've managed it quite well, i'm slightly offended, but I don't seek for it's closing as long as there is no harm to it..

 

I almost lol'd. But not quite.

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I'm weak? You don't know a damn thing then do you? If you read my post more thoroughly you would've noticed that I said I can control it. So i'd appreciate if you didn't bother trying to flame me. You'll just get burnt.

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I'm weak?

Yar.

 

You don't know a damn thing then do you?

 

Yar, I know several things. What of it?

 

If you read my post more thoroughly you would've noticed that I said I can control it.

 

Your post wasn't a complex read. I read it thoroughly enough, I'd say. You can control it in one breath, and in the next you're "slightly offended" and contemplating seeking the threads closure, unless it doesn't offend you further? *shrugs*

 

So i'd appreciate if you didn't bother trying to flame me. You'll just get burnt.

 

No sir. No flaming being done here. Just addressing points you yourself made. If my commentary offends you, I'd suggest you get a tighter reign on that anger you claim to have mastered. I'm as doubtful, however, that you might find any flaming being done by myself, as I am that you'd burn me, were I to have done so.

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I don't really believe this falls in the category of over-reacting but, I remember a few years back this guy tried to rape a friend of mine, and so some other friends and I went and pretty much beat him within an inch of his life. Most of the street corner was splattered with his blood.

 

 

That's about the only thing I can think of where anyone went ape****, at least that I can share in a place such as this.

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I don't really believe this falls in the category of over-reacting but, I remember a few years back this guy tried to rape a friend of mine, and so some other friends and I went and pretty much beat him within an inch of his life. Most of the street corner was splattered with his blood.

 

 

That's about the only thing I can think of where anyone went ape****, at least that I can share in a place such as this.

Uh, was this friend of yours a girl or a guy?

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@ InsaneSith: good going, although a rusty spork used in a hacking motion towards his midriff would have also been satisfying

 

i remember my dad going absolutely ape**** when i came home drunk for the first time. i just kept laughing at him because i was so damm drunk, and him shouting just seemed really funny, so i laughed harder, so he got angrier, and you can see where this is going...

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I threw a desk at my art teacher in grade 8...

 

You see, I never liked art class. I sucked at it. So I was always annoying in that class. She moved me, which I was fine with. The problem is, she moved me to the desk of an absent classmate, who happened to be a 210 pund female in a dourag. She came to class late, and saw me in her desk. SHe flipped out, and said: 'Get the **** out of my desk you little cock sucker!".

I was about to respond, when the teacher screamed at me to go to the office. I tried to calmly tell her that I had done nothing wrong. She wouldn't listen. Between the teacher being a *****, and my classmate calling me names, I snapped. I kicked the chair into the whore's stomach, and picked up the desk and threw it at the teacher. Felt great.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: And you've got Ghandi as your avatar?! That's good **** right there! Hahahahahahahhaha...well, it sounds to me like she deserved it :)

As for me? I'm a calm and collected person, and mainly because of my humor (and dead sexiness) people generally avoid doing anything to me. People call me gay, f**, the works, but my friends put them in there place. (And for the record, I'm not gay.) One time, someone who was really pissing me off called me gay, and I slapped him. Now, I'm a rather short kid, and this guy was even shorter but he seemed to think that he was an absolute ruler of the world. So I went WHAM! right in his face. Then I turned around and walked away. He asked me if I wanted to fight him or something, and I turned back around, and said, "Not really." He called me a...derogatorry-name-for-a-woman's-you-know-what, and I walked back over to him. He flinched, and I laughed. I said, "Well, Weeman, if you wanna fight, let's fight." He looked down, and muttered something, and walked away.

 

Needless to say, I was rather proud of myself.

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The only thing i went ape over was in PE once, everyone laughed at me as they usually did. Until when playing rugby, i rugby tackled someone into a puddle and legged it to the PE shed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To cry.

 

all together now.... "awwwwwwww!"

lol, we had people like that in yr8 at my school. you'd get lads that would go and stand in the corner of the football picth and cry because they missed a goal...:xp:

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