Darth InSidious Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Umm...So? This woman can marry a tin of baked beans, IMO. She may be a little...eccentric by Western standards, but some people might think the same about not eating meat from strangled animals, say, or eating fish on fridays... Under the Nazis in Germany, those betrothed to men on the front line who were killed could marry their helmets instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This woman can marry a tin of baked beans i can just see it now: "Honey, im starving. can i just have a nibble of your innards? ill take your silence as a yes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Under the Nazis in Germany, those betrothed to men on the front line who were killed could marry their helmets instead... Well, that wouldn't be a very satisfying marriage, now would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 They'll have beautiful children. I think the result would be something like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Reminds me of the time i married a worm. Called Squigly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 @Jae, What if it was on of those old german helmets, with the pointy thing on top... But seriously, I don't see how she can afford an entire feast, and not be able to shell out the dough for a real vibrator? It's a redneck vibrator...but indian:rofl: [ot]What are indian rednecks like???[/ot] I just had this sudden urge to marry a vaccuum cleaner, is that normal:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I just had this sudden urge to marry a vaccuum cleaner, is that normal:lol: That would be a very good way of making yourself the most entertaining highlight of the ER staff's night and the talk of the entire department for months to come. You might also have the honor of showing up in an article in a medical journal. Just Don't Do It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I just had this sudden urge to marry a vaccuum cleaner, is that normal:lol: I read in a medical journal that people are injured all the time when doing quite kinky things with their vaccuums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Yeah...I'd...uhh...ahem...probably need a shop vac anyway:xp: J/K:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 ***Scratches Head*** Umm... ***Scratches Head*** Huh... ***Scratches Head*** I got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 This reminds me of something from Family Guy: Insurance Agent: "And in the event of your death, you want all your money to go to your wife?" Peter: "That's right." Wife's a slice of blueberry pie. IA: "Okay...just sign here." Peter: Got a bunch of blue stuff all around his mouth. "Yeah, you should probably just cancel that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 ***Scratches Head*** Umm... ***Scratches Head*** Huh... ***Scratches Head*** I got nothing. That's OK. You don't have to join those of us who are so far down in the depths that the rakghouls would have to dig deep to pull us up to sewer level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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