Samnmax221 Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 The Queen doesn't release gas. Ray, I know you know girls poo because I know you have had someone chain you to a bed, shit on your neck, and run off. That is the truth. O RLY?
Ray Jones Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 True truth is truly not depending to personal preferences. But please. If you don't wanna know, you're not gonna know.
Samnmax221 Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 NOT THE KWEEN: YA RLY! At least we don't have a Queen, prick.
Fealiks Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Yeah, you have George Bush... Edit: Wait, that's not the equivilent! You don't have a monarchy, the only history your country has is... truth, justice and freedom..?
DarthAve Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 And rebellion! And war.....and stupidity....Man, the US sucks.
Samnmax221 Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Hey this was a great place until FDR became President. It would have gotten better if Barry Goldwater had been elected instead of LBJ, but LBJ was a ****, and thus the Vietnam War dragged on. It got slightly better for the 2 terms Reagan served, Jimmy Carter was very butthurt about it. Then Bush Sr. got in and raised taxes after he said he wouldn't raise taxes but did, then he went and said that Atheists weren't Americans. Then came the Clinton years, he could balance a budget but not do too much else.
DarthAve Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Bill Clinton, Making adultary popular, one denial at a time.
Samnmax221 Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Thats really between him and his wife, and that fat chick who did the disgusting thing with the cigar, really shes asking for an infection doing **** like that.
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Man, Bill could have done so much better. It'd be all kinds of messed up if Hillary had her own sex scandal though. Blarf.
Samnmax221 Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Theres this picture that I obviously can't embed in this post due to lewdness, I think some crazy Republican did it.
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Theres this picture that I obviously can't embed in this post due to lewdness, I think some crazy Republican did it. Have you seen that one TV Funhouse that's mildly pertinent to what we're talking about? I enjoyed it.
Fealiks Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 Joshi, that's an interesting change in your avatar. What is it? I can't quite make it out. Explain =]
Brighteyes Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 JOKE: George Bush dies (hallelujah) and goes to hell. The devil says ok we got three suites for the presidancy you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in and we'll kick that person out. The first is Nixon creating a wall that stretches on forever. Dubya says: aw no man my back couldn't handle that. Ok says the devil lets try the next one Theres Carter shovelling horse **** for eternity Dubya says: aw no man, the smell would be hell on my sinus. Ok, no problem says beelzebub, lets try the last one. And there's Bill Clinton tied to a bed with Monica Lewinski on top shagging away for eternity. George immediatley jumps at the prospect. Fantastic! says the devil, right off you go Monica.
Joshi Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 It must be quite amazing for you Americans to have a President who looks like he's constantly staring directly into the sun.
Fealiks Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 Haha! That was better than Brighteyes' joke! Nice joke though, Brightey... By the way, Joshi, I love your mustache! It's so manly!
Joshi Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Well, I stole my joke from a stand up comedian/impressionist, but I'm pretty sure Brighty stoles his from somewhere so we're even. And yes, the Tasche does make me look more manly...
Ray Jones Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Ha. Manlyness. It looks like period blood sprinkling out.
Joshi Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 In which case I'd go get your wife/girlfriend/hooker checked out at the doctor's because that's certainly not what period blood is meant to look like.
martmeister Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Hey, from now on, George Bush Sr is "George I" and the current prez is "George II." Let's hope we don't get another George Bush in office or it's 1776 again. Also, we can refer to Gulf War as "Gulf War I" and Iraqi Freedom/bull****/etc as "Gulf War II..." if we can call their pathetic attempts a real war. The war's been over. We friggin' won; that's why we're over there and they're not here.
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