HerbieZ Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Toyota pickup truck with cow catcher M249 SAW 5x Ammunition cases Ipod Nano Open roads and the skies the limit.
Darth InSidious Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 It depends. First course of action: Buy a pencil and sharpen it. For, like Edmund Blackadder before me, all of hell's horrors, demons and devils (not to mention bells and buckets of blood ) look like a picnic on a sunny day when compared to me and a sharpened pencil. Failing that, for example, being unable to reach the shops, I would take out my Van Der Graaff generator (that I just happened to have lying around), charge up my mits, and get ready for some Palpatining. If I had accidentally stepped on or lost the VDGG, then I would do the only thing left for an englishman to do: confuse the zombies with a game of cricket, and an explanation of the rules, and then drown them in tea. Earl Grey, hot, naturally. Should all these courses of action fail, naturally, I would write an angry letter to The Times, and go on holiday to Madagascar.
HerbieZ Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 It depends. First course of action: Buy a pencil and sharpen it. For, like Edmund Blackadder before me, all of hell's horrors, demons and devils (not to mention bells and buckets of blood ) look like a picnic on a sunny day when compared to me and a sharpened pencil. Failing that, for example, being unable to reach the shops, I would take out my Van Der Graaff generator (that I just happened to have lying around), charge up my mits, and get ready for some Palpatining. If I had accidentally stepped on or lost the VDGG, then I would do the only thing left for an englishman to do: confuse the zombies with a game of cricket, and an explanation of the rules, and then drown them in tea. Earl Grey, hot, naturally. Should all these courses of action fail, naturally, I would write an angry letter to The Times, and go on holiday to Madagascar. Here Here!
igyman Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 It depends. First course of action: Buy a pencil and sharpen it. For, like Edmund Blackadder before me, all of hell's horrors, demons and devils (not to mention bells and buckets of blood ) look like a picnic on a sunny day when compared to me and a sharpened pencil. Failing that, for example, being unable to reach the shops, I would take out my Van Der Graaff generator (that I just happened to have lying around), charge up my mits, and get ready for some Palpatining. If I had accidentally stepped on or lost the VDGG, then I would do the only thing left for an englishman to do: confuse the zombies with a game of cricket, and an explanation of the rules, and then drown them in tea. Earl Grey, hot, naturally. Should all these courses of action fail, naturally, I would write an angry letter to The Times, and go on holiday to Madagascar. This is most definitely the best idea yet!!! Here's one for those violent bloodthirsty B'stards like me - you grab a chainsaw and the fun never ends!!!
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 @Herbie, You know, it takes a little bit of effort to swing pickup trucks, if you added gas to your list you could run over the zombies while going somewhere:D
HerbieZ Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 @Herbie, You know, it takes a little bit of effort to swing pickup trucks, if you added gas to your list you could run over the zombies while going somewhere:D Okay, if we're going into detail. Instruction manual for the Toyota Pickup Spare Tire Oil 5x Jerry cans of "Gas" or petrol in my world De-icer Charger for Ipod Nano Universal plug adapter for Ipod Nano Case for Ipod Nano (to protect it from zombie brain spillage) Clearing and maintenance kit for M249 Lube for the M249 (and hey, incase i get bored) The instruction manual for the M249 There, happy now? You ruined my dream.
ET Warrior Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Head down and try to hole up in the local pub, maybe have a pint while I'm waiting for the army to show up.
HerbieZ Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Head down and try to hole up in the local pub, maybe have a pint while I'm waiting for the army to show up. They were the first ones to go.
Ztalker Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 I would steal (since the 'seller' would be a Zombie too) some C4. Next, i would stick it in my backpack and run into the most crowded zombie place. Then, i would shout: "Yippikayee, mother****ers!" And detonate, taking several hundreds of enemies with me, and of course, create a beautifull semetric crater filled with blood and gore.
TSR Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 obviously you would also film it. just for the "last glimpse of a hero now gone" effect for the survivors to see
Samnmax221 Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Okay, if we're going into detail. Instruction manual for the Toyota Pickup Spare Tire Oil 5x Jerry cans of "Gas" or petrol in my world De-icer Charger for Ipod Nano Universal plug adapter for Ipod Nano Case for Ipod Nano (to protect it from zombie brain spillage) Clearing and maintenance kit for M249 Lube for the M249 (and hey, incase i get bored) The instruction manual for the M249 There, happy now? You ruined my dream. You forgot to bring a lug wrench and a jack, how you gonna change that tire?
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Okay, if we're going into detail. Instruction manual for the Toyota Pickup Spare Tire Oil 5x Jerry cans of "Gas" or petrol in my world De-icer Charger for Ipod Nano Universal plug adapter for Ipod Nano Case for Ipod Nano (to protect it from zombie brain spillage) Clearing and maintenance kit for M249 Lube for the M249 (and hey, incase i get bored) The instruction manual for the M249 Pickup bed full of ammunition for M249 There, happy now? You ruined my dream. Fixed!
JediKnight707 Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 They were the first ones to go. Why? They've got guns. They've got ammo. They've got skills. *ahem* Anyway, I'd get all my food in my house (which basically includes crackers and cheese), get all of the bottles of water I could find, get my BB gun and my thing of a 10000 BB's and go on my roof. Zombies can't jump. Once I've cleared the roads, I'll take my mom's keys (I'm gonna assume she got bitten, and I was forced to kill her ) and go drive to the nearest gas station. Fill up every available space with food/drink, fill up on gas, and drive around. Maybe pull a Shaun of the Dead and go outside with a baseball bat/shovel/cricket bat. If they were slow. If they were the fast kind, then I'd just stay on top of my roof. Now, if I'm gonna go to fantasy world, like some people here have, I'd grab a pistol--deagle--all the ammo I could and go zombie huntin'! I wouldn't want an automatic becuase I'd feel compelled to waste ammo. I wouldn't want a shotgun because I'd have to get up close and personal with them for it to be used effectively. Maybe a bolt action rifle.
milo Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 get my BB gun and my thing of a 10000 BB's O Your BB gun? For zombies?
mimic666 Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Depends on the type of BB gun you use... Some ain't ****... Others could peirce bone. For me [Fantasy Zone] I'd reach into my comp screen and grab a Crossbow and Grenade Launcher or Rocket Launcher all with Infinite Ammo and have loads of fun [/Fantasy Zone]
Samnmax221 Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 The kind that will peirce bone are usually pellet rifles either with Co2 of 1 pump, either way reloading takes to long.
mimic666 Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Not if you convert the qun to Auto and make a Magazine for it. This would be easy because you'd be hiding out for little while why not make good use of the time.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 @JK707, You just have to make sure that you get an automatic with semi-auto and burst modes, that way you stillhave a fire rate if you need it, like if you run into an infected HHH or Big Show. I guess an AWP would be nice, lots of multi-kills and dead CTs zombies. I have not yet begun to fantasy! If it was fantasy, I'd have leet N3O H4X and maybe a pole.
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