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It depends.

 

First course of action: Buy a pencil and sharpen it. For, like Edmund Blackadder before me, all of hell's horrors, demons and devils (not to mention bells and buckets of blood :xp: ) look like a picnic on a sunny day when compared to me and a sharpened pencil.

 

Failing that, for example, being unable to reach the shops, I would take out my Van Der Graaff generator (that I just happened to have lying around), charge up my mits, and get ready for some Palpatining.

 

If I had accidentally stepped on or lost the VDGG, then I would do the only thing left for an englishman to do: confuse the zombies with a game of cricket, and an explanation of the rules, and then drown them in tea.

 

Earl Grey, hot, naturally.

 

Should all these courses of action fail, naturally, I would write an angry letter to The Times, and go on holiday to Madagascar.

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It depends.

 

First course of action: Buy a pencil and sharpen it. For, like Edmund Blackadder before me, all of hell's horrors, demons and devils (not to mention bells and buckets of blood :xp: ) look like a picnic on a sunny day when compared to me and a sharpened pencil.

 

Failing that, for example, being unable to reach the shops, I would take out my Van Der Graaff generator (that I just happened to have lying around), charge up my mits, and get ready for some Palpatining.

 

If I had accidentally stepped on or lost the VDGG, then I would do the only thing left for an englishman to do: confuse the zombies with a game of cricket, and an explanation of the rules, and then drown them in tea.

 

Earl Grey, hot, naturally.

 

Should all these courses of action fail, naturally, I would write an angry letter to The Times, and go on holiday to Madagascar.

 

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It depends.

 

First course of action: Buy a pencil and sharpen it. For, like Edmund Blackadder before me, all of hell's horrors, demons and devils (not to mention bells and buckets of blood :xp: ) look like a picnic on a sunny day when compared to me and a sharpened pencil.

 

Failing that, for example, being unable to reach the shops, I would take out my Van Der Graaff generator (that I just happened to have lying around), charge up my mits, and get ready for some Palpatining.

 

If I had accidentally stepped on or lost the VDGG, then I would do the only thing left for an englishman to do: confuse the zombies with a game of cricket, and an explanation of the rules, and then drown them in tea.

 

Earl Grey, hot, naturally.

 

Should all these courses of action fail, naturally, I would write an angry letter to The Times, and go on holiday to Madagascar.

 

This is most definitely the best idea yet!!! :giggle1:

 

Here's one for those violent bloodthirsty B'stards like me :D - you grab a chainsaw and the fun never ends!!! :devburn:

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@Herbie, You know, it takes a little bit of effort to swing pickup trucks, if you added gas to your list you could run over the zombies while going somewhere:D

 

Okay, if we're going into detail.

 

Instruction manual for the Toyota Pickup

Spare Tire

Oil

5x Jerry cans of "Gas" or petrol in my world :p

De-icer

Charger for Ipod Nano

Universal plug adapter for Ipod Nano

Case for Ipod Nano (to protect it from zombie brain spillage)

Clearing and maintenance kit for M249

Lube for the M249 (and hey, incase i get bored)

The instruction manual for the M249

 

There, happy now? You ruined my dream.

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I would steal (since the 'seller' would be a Zombie too) some C4. Next, i would stick it in my backpack and run into the most crowded zombie place.

Then, i would shout: "Yippikayee, mother****ers!" And detonate, taking several hundreds of enemies with me, and of course, create a beautifull semetric crater filled with blood and gore.

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Okay, if we're going into detail.

 

Instruction manual for the Toyota Pickup

Spare Tire

Oil

5x Jerry cans of "Gas" or petrol in my world :p

De-icer

Charger for Ipod Nano

Universal plug adapter for Ipod Nano

Case for Ipod Nano (to protect it from zombie brain spillage)

Clearing and maintenance kit for M249

Lube for the M249 (and hey, incase i get bored)

The instruction manual for the M249

 

There, happy now? You ruined my dream.

You forgot to bring a lug wrench and a jack, how you gonna change that tire?

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Okay, if we're going into detail.

 

Instruction manual for the Toyota Pickup

Spare Tire

Oil

5x Jerry cans of "Gas" or petrol in my world :p

De-icer

Charger for Ipod Nano

Universal plug adapter for Ipod Nano

Case for Ipod Nano (to protect it from zombie brain spillage)

Clearing and maintenance kit for M249

Lube for the M249 (and hey, incase i get bored)

The instruction manual for the M249

Pickup bed full of ammunition for M249

 

There, happy now? You ruined my dream.

 

Fixed!

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They were the first ones to go.

 

Why? They've got guns. They've got ammo. They've got skills.

 

*ahem* Anyway, I'd get all my food in my house (which basically includes crackers and cheese), get all of the bottles of water I could find, get my BB gun and my thing of a 10000 BB's and go on my roof. Zombies can't jump. Once I've cleared the roads, I'll take my mom's keys (I'm gonna assume she got bitten, and I was forced to kill her :() and go drive to the nearest gas station. Fill up every available space with food/drink, fill up on gas, and drive around. Maybe pull a Shaun of the Dead and go outside with a baseball bat/shovel/cricket bat. If they were slow. If they were the fast kind, then I'd just stay on top of my roof.

 

Now, if I'm gonna go to fantasy world, like some people here have, I'd grab a pistol--deagle--all the ammo I could and go zombie huntin'! I wouldn't want an automatic becuase I'd feel compelled to waste ammo. I wouldn't want a shotgun because I'd have to get up close and personal with them for it to be used effectively. Maybe a bolt action rifle.

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Depends on the type of BB gun you use... Some ain't ****... Others could peirce bone. For me [Fantasy Zone] I'd reach into my comp screen and grab a Crossbow and Grenade Launcher or Rocket Launcher all with Infinite Ammo and have loads of fun [/Fantasy Zone]

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@JK707, You just have to make sure that you get an automatic with semi-auto and burst modes, that way you stillhave a fire rate if you need it, like if you run into an infected HHH or Big Show.

I guess an AWP would be nice, lots of multi-kills and dead CTs zombies.

 

I have not yet begun to fantasy!

If it was fantasy, I'd have leet N3O H4X and maybe a pole.:cool:

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