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Whats going to be going through your mind as your sitting in the theater waiting for the movie to start?

Did I leave my keys in the car? Damn........

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Seriously though, it looks like it's going to be awesome.

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I don't really think Jae would keep her pimphand strong...

 

Darn. All that time spent getting my black belt in taekwondo is wasted.

 

And to make some kind of half-hearted attempt at bringing this somewhere remotely close to being OT, I'll be wondering if my kids are old enough to watch the movie....

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Darn. All that time spent getting my black belt in taekwondo is wasted.

Sorry, you just don't seem the type to put a bitch back in a bitch's place. (man or woman)

 

 

And to make some kind of half-hearted attempt at bringing this somewhere remotely close to being OT, I'll be wondering if my kids are old enough to watch the movie....

Every child must be taken to this movie.

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Sorry, you just don't seem the type to put a bitch back in a bitch's place. (man or woman)

 

That's because the vast majority of them are not worth my time, effort, and/or risk to my license or moral code. The best way to stay out of a fight is to not be there in the first place. The only time I really thought I'd have to put my martial arts to work (and thought it was worth it) was when a guy threatened to beat up his girlfriend in my office. He had a fist raised inches from her face, and the poor girl was half his size at least. I got in his face and stayed there til the cops arrived. It was quite satisfying to know that I'd prevented her from getting at least one punch. The look of surprise on his face that someone was actually standing up to him, and a woman at that, was priceless.

 

If they mess with my kids/family, there's no mercy. A few have tried.

 

I generally prefer the acidic and subtle insults that I make with a wicked smile where the recipient initially thinks it's a glowing compliment and says "Thank you!" An hour later, if they're smart enough, they realize "Oh, sh#t, I've just been royally skewered."

 

Otherwise, I'm generally a pretty decent gal. :)

 

And speaking of skewering, any votes on how realistic any sword-fighting scenes are going to look? :)

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what, Keira 'Bend It Like Beckham' Knightley....pfft

 

Jack Sparrow/Depp is what made the POTC1.... if it relied solely on Keira and Legolas boy it would have been mediocre suckage like that other Bruckheimer effort, King Arthur...

 

Depp has been great in almost everything he's done since he was detective Tom Hansen, simple as that ;) I'd love to see him in a David Lynch movie one day. It's a wonder they havent teamed up before...their obsession for the odd/non mainstream is central to alot of their work :p

 

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what, Keira 'Bend It Like Beckham' Knightley....pfft

 

Jack Sparrow/Depp is what made the POTC1.... if it relied solely on Keira and Legolas boy it would have been mediocre suckage like that other Bruckheimer effort, King Arthur...

 

Depp has been great in almost everything he's done since he was detective Tom Hansen, simple as that ;) I'd love to see him in a David Lynch movie one day. It's a wonder they havent teamed up before...their obsession for the odd/non mainstream is central to alot of their work

 

Sometimes I doubt how Astro can capture entire dialogues I plan to say and post them before me. I completely agree with Astro here and the only reason for me would be Jack Sparrow, since Legolas-boy looked the helpless albino as usual, and Keira was like, still football. :xp:

 

I won't watch in the theatres, since I'm very selective about the movies I see there. I'll watch it later when it comes up on HBO or something. :bored:

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