DarthAve Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 This is where we provide our insite on some of the worlds mysteries? I'll start. Why are there SO VIDEOS of stills dubbed to that gay song Unfaithful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 They're called attention whores. Welcome to the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 This is where we provide our insite on some of the worlds mysteries? I'll start. Why are there SO VIDEOS of stills dubbed to that gay song Unfaithful? Pfft, weeeeaaaak. The amount of vids set to that song is pitiful when compared to the amount of narufag amv's set to Linkin Park or Evanesence. Check it. http://youtube.com/results?search_query=naruto+linkin+park&search=Search 4,302 mother****ing results. ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Try any Star Wars parody. You'll get at least 10 people posting the same video. Especially of Ryan Wieber's lightsaber duels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Yeah, and why don't marching bands ever play the Imperial March? I'M SICK OF MARCHING TO THE SAME OLD SONGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why did your brain fall out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 Yeah, and why don't marching bands ever play the Imperial March? I'M SICK OF MARCHING TO THE SAME OLD SONGS! Or band this year played Imperial March. They played a lot of cool songs like... George Surfin USA Thriller Phantom of the Opera Frankenstine theme and a bunch more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 we played pirates of the caribbean king kong star wars for our halftime show this year. it was pretty sweet. and for just other songs that we play, there was... holiday - green day seven nation army - the white stripes rebel yell school's out and others. we had good music this year. unlike last year, where stupid west side story was the halftime and the only good song we had was "you dropped a bomb on me". ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Uh, we had our band last year do star wars, surfin usa, and eye of the tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 I'm turning into one of those crazy band roadies. Who isn't actually in the band, but hangs out by them during the game, and stands at the 50 yard line during half time holding up a sign that says "PHSMB is bringin SEXYBACK!" Hopefully, I'll make flagline. Or if not, I can break from the chains of the oppressive cheermongers and go dance with the band. I swear, Mascoting has it's ups and downs. Upsides You can get away with the gayest dance moves, because you're in a costume. Low risk of injury Sure, quite a bit of people can say their on the basketball team, but how many can say "Oh, I'm the mascot."? You apparently can letter in it. You can be fat, and nobody will ever know. Randomly busting out into dance, like sombody in a musical. The pimp gloves with 4 fingers People always ask for hugs or high fives, cause that's how you roll. You're on all the t-shirts and sports stuff you get to ride in the homeconing parade, and escort the homecoming queens. It counts as athletics, so I don't have to do golf! Must always remain anoymous. Like a pimp superhero who kicks and dances to Born to Run. Downsides Children hang off you. You're pretty much a cheerleader's mutant sister in an animal costume. Not really beain allowed to roam around, because you have to cheer and stuff. That costume can get HOT. You can never make the winning pass, or goal. You'll probably get the finger a lot from fans of the opposing team What's so great about going out with a mascot? That head can be very hard to keep on Must always remain anoymous. Like batman. That's cool, I'm putting that up there as an upside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 "PHSMB is bringin SEXYBACK!" Rofl. I just bought that song! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 Rofl. I just bought that song! XD roftl, THAT SIGN IT 2 MONTHS OLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 There seem to be far too many upsides to really turn down a Mascot offer. But my school has no spirit. No pep. No one has ever attended a game that I know of, our school has never bothered to host a game that I know of, and most people are unaware that it's soccer or football season in the district at all when the time rolls around. The cheerleaders dont go to any out of home games, and we host so few games here (pep-rallies really) that they never practice and thus, dont know the choreography and thus, suck. Not to mention that some are kinda fat ... And since our masco changes every year, the school doesn't bother spending the money for a suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I don't mean to sound condescending but you buy music. bwhahahahahahahahahaha......! That is so cute. Haha. He probably buys all his anime too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Haha. He probably buys all his anime too. Anime is just an excuse to touch yourself, you won't be hearing from till I'm legally 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I buy music all the time. Got some today in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Would you rather be raped to death or beaten to death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Pfft, weeeeaaaak. The amount of vids set to that song is pitiful when compared to the amount of narufag amv's set to Linkin Park or Evanesence. Check it. http://youtube.com/results?search_query=naruto+linkin+park&search=Search 4,302 mother****ing results. ****! Making Naruto-linkin park amvs is the second way emos express themselves. You all know the first: bad poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Would you rather be raped to death or beaten to death? Depends on who would be raping me, and whether or not I would eventually be able to get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 Depends on who would be raping me, and whether or not I would eventually be able to get into it. Michael Jackson, than Bill O'Riley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 How long does the beating take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 As long as the raping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I imagine there is bad emo poetry in the background too ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Heh, I had a teacher whose husband had been to prison, and she told us a story about how he knew a guy who was only in there for one day. He was raped so violently and so much that his intestines literally turned to mush and just oozed out of his rectum. That said, I think I'll go with beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Oh! Here's one ... how long should one keep an avatar? You wanna keep it up long enough to be recognized, but not too long it gets old. You also dont wanna change it every few days, then you're an avvy-whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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