Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Jmac was hit by a truck today, he might not make it though the night. Let this be lesson to all of you not to walk out into the street without looking to pick up anime. Now we all have to pray for him.
Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Posted January 31, 2007 It was really too bad, him being so young, and a nubile virgin. At least we can be thankfull that hes not going to look good for a perspective vampire now.
Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Posted January 31, 2007 You shouldn't put stress on full body cast. For heavens sake don't try to fap rite now.
Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Posted January 31, 2007 Save your strength or God won't love you anymore.
Davinq Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 I'm getting intimidated by the steady stream of new threads here lately, it's getting really hard to keep up for someone who only makes a couple posts a day.
Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Posted January 31, 2007 Jmac is fighting for his life and you're worried about all the posts, you sicko.
turtlefreak Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Oh poor jmac! Why so young? But I'm sure we'll forget about it in a few days though...
Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Posted January 31, 2007 I've just been informed that he attempted to break out of the hopital last night, I heard he was rambling about how he was going to **** a clown in the mouth.
turtlefreak Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 He's dillusional, the poor sikko. I don't think he realizes that the clown is his mom
Psychochaos3 Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Jmac. We hope you mae it. You are the highest souce of craziness on the forums. Without you our randomness will decrease 13 percent.
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Um ... okay ... a kid actually got run over by a car at my school earlier today. I saw the firetrucks and ambulance helicopter come to the grounds. They airlifted him to the children's hospital in Downtown LA, which means the kid's pretty bad off.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Um ... okay ... a kid actually got run over by a car at my school earlier today. I saw the firetrucks and ambulance helicopter come to the grounds. They airlifted him to the children's hospital in Downtown LA, which means the kid's pretty bad off. pwnt.
Samnmax221 Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 pwnt. He must be feeling better, now stay in bed. Oh, and stop asking around for BJ's.
TSR Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 My friend also actually did get hit by a truck... i blame the anime.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 He must be feeling better, now stay in bed. Oh, and stop asking around for BJ's. The nurses can't help themselves - supposedly I taste like a combination of vanilla and raspberry.
DarthAve Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 OMG... "You guys are SO lucky. I wish I knew a hobo." -Darth_Ave
Poopdogjr Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 There's this cool crazy guy that I tihnk must live under a bridge or something near my house. He dresses in this big coat and has a big beard. He rides his bike around aimlessly. I want to stop and offer him help or food or shelter or something when I see him. But you never know. The guy could be freakin' crazy and like kill me or something. It sucks that we live in a world where everyone has to be so cautious of others.
Samnmax221 Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 WTF are you talking about, I'd love that, except for living under the bridge.
DarthAve Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 There's this cool crazy guy that I tihnk must live under a bridge or something near my house. He dresses in this big coat and has a big beard. He rides his bike around aimlessly. I want to stop and offer him help or food or shelter or something when I see him. But you never know. The guy could be freakin' crazy and like kill me or something. It sucks that we live in a world where everyone has to be so cautious of others. There was this old guy that came up on my porch this one day. He had an injured pigion in his hands, and luckally my mom answered the door. He looked at her and was all like "Is this your pigion?" And my mom's like "...no." So he goes away and he rides his bike around my street and he'd listen to Indians games on his little radio. My family has a lot of weird stories. Don't even get me started about the Squirrel Nut game...Or that thing with the Dead Kennedys.
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