CommanderQ Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Because Milk Duds are corrupt, they bribe government officials to stay in buisness..isn't it obvious? How old are chocolate chip cookies?
Ataris Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 As old as the corrupt Milk Duds, of course. What is the name of the girl I love?
M@RS Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I don't know you tell me... Why do we learn aspects of math that we'll never use in the real world?
Ataris Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Because the government was too lazy to change the standards after the calculator and Internet were invented. Why does cheese taste so good?
Alkonium Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Because the Brightwood Demon Door demands it. Do we all live in a yellow submarine?
Ztalker Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 No, it's exclusive for stoned 60's pop legends. Is there another word for synonym?
Bokken Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Yes, metonym. Is there a dessert that combines Milk Duds and Chocolate Chip Cookies?
CommanderQ Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Yes, it's called.....Milk Duds with Chocolate Chip Cookies. What is the name of your second cousin's brother's uncle's pet monkey's boss's mother's former roomate?
Hallucination Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 My second cousin's brother's uncle's pet monkey's boss was found on the steps of a church as a baby, so no one knows who his mother is. =( What is the Fibonacci sequence backwards?
CommanderQ Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 It is: iccanobiF. There you go! What is the Fibonacci sequence sideways!?
Bokken Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Lying Tostitos with Cheese. What is really put in bologna?
HIGH ON PIE 14 Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Supposely pork but probably rat feces, human hair and dead insects are allowed as well. Do fish ever get thirsty? ~HOP
M@RS Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Well salt water fish do... Is it use crying over spilt milk?
Alkonium Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 No,though mixing milk with human tears might have an interesting taste. Why does every depiction of Coruscant in a Star Wars game always feel so limited?
Bokken Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Because every depiction of Coruscant in a Star Wars game is so limited. Why do women pluck their eyebrows but shudder when they see a bird being plucked?
CommanderQ Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Because they think that birds have feelings, as opposed to eyebrows...BUT THEY ARE WRONG! Why is it that every time something awesome happens, something bad happens to prevent that awesomeness?
Bokken Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Because that is the natural order of things, as stated by the Chaos Theory. Inversely, if too much of one thing occurs, it will eventually bottom (or top?) out and stabilize. Why aren't eyebrows recognized as having feelings (it's terrible discrimination)?
CommanderQ Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Because eyebrows are unable to voice their opinions, otherwise, the human race would be graced by their great knowledgable and philosophical beings....that, and plucking makes them look...inhuman. Why can't eyebrows have rights!?
Astrotoy7 Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Because not everyone has them When will the Monkey Comet appear next in our galaxy? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Well, when pigs fly:D That reminds me, when is the coming of the cosmic tulip?
Bokken Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Right after the coming of the cosmic orchid, obviously! Why didn't you know that!?
CommanderQ Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Well, I have only studied in the age of Tulipian chapter 7, you know, after the daisy invasion? When will the daisies come?
TSR Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 The daisies never come, CommanderQ. The daisies never come.
CommanderQ Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 THAT IS WHY THEY NEVER COME! When will the age of ultimate flowery knowledge come??
TSR Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 It's already here, you just don't know it yet. Why does bottled water that has filtered through mountains for years and years have a use by date?
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