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With karate I'll kick your ass

 

Here to Tiennamen Square.

 

Oh yeah, mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

Kyle betrayed me

 

And then he lied tried to hide

 

And I died deep inside

 

And you know the reason why.

 

 

 

I'm 'onna kick your ass

 

From here to right over there.

 

Oh yeah mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry just had to be done. No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.

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My favorite karate quote ever is from the simpsons.

Bart:When can I bash rocks with my head?

Sensei:You must fill your head with wisdom...then you can bash rocks with it.LOL!

 

With karate I'll kick your ass

 

Here to Tiennamen Square.

 

Oh yeah, mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

Kyle betrayed me

 

And then he lied tried to hide

 

And I died deep inside

 

And you know the reason why.

 

 

 

I'm 'onna kick your ass

 

From here to right over there.

 

Oh yeah mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry just had to be done. No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.

What is that haiku? :D

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