Karate

[grievous797]

Anyone here take karate?

[MrWally]

I really wanted to when I was a kid.

 

But I never got to.

 

[Johnpp]

I did a little bit (One month) a while ago. That was about 3 years back though.

[milo]

With karate I'll kick your ass

 

Here to Tiennamen Square.

 

Oh yeah, mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

Kyle betrayed me

 

And then he lied tried to hide

 

And I died deep inside

 

And you know the reason why.

 

 

 

I'm 'onna kick your ass

 

From here to right over there.

 

Oh yeah mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry just had to be done. No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.

[Rogue Spy]

Karate is kind of stupid when compared to Akido or Tae Kwon Do, but i don't do any of them. Though i like Ninjitsu

[Johnpp]

No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.

Is Judo (Ju-jitsu) japanese?

[MachineCult]

I did Tae Kwon Do for a few years when I was a kid.

[grievous797]

Tae Kwon Do and my style of Karate are rivals LOL

[JoeDoe 2.0]

I took karate for 4 years, only got to Brown belt though.

[grievous797]

My favorite karate quote ever is from the simpsons.

Bart:When can I bash rocks with my head?

Sensei:You must fill your head with wisdom...then you can bash rocks with it.LOL!

 

With karate I'll kick your ass

 

Here to Tiennamen Square.

 

Oh yeah, mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

Kyle betrayed me

 

And then he lied tried to hide

 

And I died deep inside

 

And you know the reason why.

 

 

 

I'm 'onna kick your ass

 

From here to right over there.

 

Oh yeah mutha****a,

 

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

 

You broke the rules,

 

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

 

You mutha****a.

 

You mutha****a.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry just had to be done. No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.

What is that haiku?

[swphreak]

It's by Tenacious D. Btw, no need to double post within minutes of your previous post. There is an edit button.

 

 

 

I remember taking one karate class when I was really young, but I didn't like it or something and just cried...

[MrWally]

It's not a haiku, either.

 

Not by a long shot.

[Jae Onasi]

I just got my 1st Dan black belt in Tae Kwon Do last summer.

[jawathehutt]

I did a trial thing, Im a white belt with 2 stripes or at least I was when I was 8. I made my friends teach me the basics but when the zombies come, its gonna be the marksmen who survive.

[grievous797]

Sorry I havent been around folks... I am currently a orange belt (2 belts up from white).

[Jan Gaarni]

Size matters not.

 

[Darth Hamburger]

I'm a first degree black belt in taekwondo, but I quit five years ago. I need to get back into shape.

[CLONECOMMANDER501]

I dont take it but I have "murdered" black belts.[Not like kill them, beat them horribly]

[Commander Obi-Wan]

Currently, I'm have one more 'level' till I test for my first degree of black belt.

[King Dando]

I never did it, but I think my Dad was a third degree black belt, or something like that.

[OptimusPrime75]

I teach Tae Kwon Do and have been a student of TKD since '91