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Never been here before, was looking around and saw the name "Jack Thompson"...had to hop in. I dislike this guy because of the double standards he displays, especially the "I hate violence but I won't hesitate to slather you with hatred" mentality.

 

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20051122-5613.html - Jack Thompson getting owned as usual.

 

Just read his wikipedia article for all the asshattery he's ever done. It even extends beyond video games if you can believe that.

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Lol, I yelled at my friend the other day about how Jack Thompson is a liar.

 

Matt-So Avery, I heard the Virginia Tech Shootings were influenced by a video game.

Avery-YOU HEARD THAT FROM JACK THOMPSON AND HE IS A LYNG JERKFACE!

Matt-....I was kidding, I haven't heard that yet.

Avery-Yes you did, I read the artical online.

Molly-OMG REALISTIC FICTION!

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Who is this Jack Thompson fellow? He sounds sexah!

No. In fact my eyes have gouged themselves out because of that sentence.

 

Jacko is a madman. He blames everything on games. He has been sentenced to multiple psychiatric evaluations for his insane claims.

 

My favorite example of his insanity is a long story...

 

He had proposed that the game industry make a very, very, VERY violent game based on his description (see a Modest Game Proposal) which, if made JT would donate a considerable sum to a charity of the company's choosing. It was never made because the donation was considerably less than that of the cost to make a game. However some homebrew guys came together and made I'M O.K:A Thompsonsoft Murder Sim. Which was actually quite fun. Sadly Jack said "DAH I WAS ONLI JOKING GAWD YOU GAMERS R DUM"

 

...but that's not the end. The Penny Arcade guys donated the money in his name to charity. How nice, sadly JT didn't like this and SUED THEM for this. Madman.

 

And let's not forget this.

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No, we must persuade Jack Thompson that Psychonauts is evil as well. Let's see:

 

Sasha: "Young man, I hope you have learned a lesson here today."

Razputin: "Yes, I have...that shooting things is fun and useful!"

 

Ooh and let's not forget all the making out that goes on.

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No, we must persuade Jack Thompson that Psychonauts is evil as well. Let's see:

 

Sasha: "Young man, I hope you have learned a lesson here today."

Razputin: "Yes, I have...that shooting things is fun and useful!"

 

Ooh and let's not forget all the making out that goes on.

Don't forget about the destruction of property(Punching trash cans and blowing them up), killing animals (roasting squirrells and eating them for health), smoking (sasha), drinking (sasha), sexing (Oly/Bunny), murdering (butcher dad), profanity (Sasha "ass", Raz "Hell"), adult situations (making out, mutation, brain stealing), stealing (Raz stole Sasha's psychoportal)and overall shenanagins that's in Psychonauts.

 

Dude, with a T rating, Psychonauts got off pretty easy. Let's hope Jack Thompson reads THIS

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No. In fact my eyes have gouged themselves out because of that sentence.

 

Jacko is a madman. He blames everything on games. He has been sentenced to multiple psychiatric evaluations for his insane claims.

 

My favorite example of his insanity is a long story...

 

He had proposed that the game industry make a very, very, VERY violent game based on his description (see a Modest Game Proposal) which, if made JT would donate a considerable sum to a charity of the company's choosing. It was never made because the donation was considerably less than that of the cost to make a game. However some homebrew guys came together and made I'M O.K:A Thompsonsoft Murder Sim. Which was actually quite fun. Sadly Jack said "DAH I WAS ONLI JOKING GAWD YOU GAMERS R DUM"

 

...but that's not the end. The Penny Arcade guys donated the money in his name to charity. How nice, sadly JT didn't like this and SUED THEM for this. Madman.

 

And let's not forget this.

And that doesn't just scream sexy to you?

 

Geez, you'd think you were taking RJM seriously or something.

Oh I shall be taken seriously for Jack Thompson is teh sexy and my word is law and turnipships.

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