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I didn't know how far your rear could be stretched. And I didn't know that there were so many sick people on the internet.

I didn't know tentacles could be associated with anything but seafood.

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I didn't know that a lot of people don't care about my crushes.

 

Actually, I was wrong.

 

Awwwww, he sounds so cute. <3 AND he can sing? Sexy.

 

You go girl. Work what you got. Walk in there like you own that man. TAP THAT, YOUNG GRASSHOPPAH. I HAVE FAITH. ♥

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I've learnt that trying to talk while typing is a bad idea.

 

For example-

 

My father: Madz, go and get something for us to watch from Video Ezy.

Me: Sure, Alice... Whatever you say.

 

Seriously, I'm the worst (female!) multitasker ever!

 

I also learnt that fanclubs have many inner workings you don't know about.

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I say 'OMGSH' irl. But it's more making fun of people who seriously mean it. srsly? ttly!

Sir Sly Titty indeed.

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