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What do you have against me?

nothin

 

MILO I TOO AM A NARUFAG IN FACT JUST THIS MORNING OR LAST NIGHT I CAN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BLUR NOW I WAS DISCUSSING HOW I FEEL VIOLATED BY TV TOKYO EXECS BECAUSE ALMOST EVERY SHIPPUUDEN EP HAS SUCKED AND NOW THEY'RE GOING ON VACATION FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS

 

 

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

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My neighbors living above me need to get mangled; wtf, is there a gd family reunion going on at 5:30am? I was considering borrowing my buddy's shotgun, strolling upstairs, knocking on their door and asking, "what the f*ck is going on?! Shut the hell up!" ...it did make me wonder if domestic violence was going on and if I should call the cops.

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Henry, I don't think you're a pimp.

 

Kiss my a** you son of a b****. I could kick your a** in 10 different ways without breaking a sweat. So f*** you you n00b.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

c wot i did thar

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Who said anything about busting into show business?
Well, if you wanna have your way with Keira Knightley, you have to have some money. And good looks.

 

Or just join a band. You can be a dingy rocker and attract all the sexay wimmenz.

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I like how that guy up there ^ has like a mutation of a little person in his belly. Like that guy from Total Recall. Except this one is all cute an stuff instead of horribly disfigured and distugsting. Maybe he can use it at like the park and stuff to pick up chicks. Like a cute dog. But instead it's a cute little person in his belly.

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Kathy Griffin? eewwwww.... Even if I was heavily sedated, or even unconscious, and didn't know what was going on I still wouldn't go near her with a 60 foot pole.

 

Who even likes Kathy Griffin anyway? eeewwww...

 

I SAW KATHY GRIFFIN LIVE LAST THURSDAY IT WAS AWESOME.

 

second row in the pit right in the center. she looked at me and i waved and it was awesome

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I SAW KATHY GRIFFIN LIVE LAST THURSDAY IT WAS AWESOME.

 

second row in the pit right in the center. she looked at me and i waved and it was awesome

I love Kathy Griffin, seriously. I watched one of her comedy specials a while ago at like, 4 in the morning, and it was hilarious.

 

Oh and on her Bravo show, I love her dogs. And how we're constantly seeing her gays.

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"All right, Chewie, try it now," Han Solo stuffed the comlink back in his pocket and stepped back a bit from the Millennium Falcon, an anxious look on his face. It ought to work this time. But that was what they had figured the time before, and the time before that. He could see into the Falcon's cockpit viewports from where he stood, and Chewbacca didn't look all that confident, either. He saw Chewbacca reach for the lift controls. Han realized that he had been holding his breath, and forced himself to exhale.

 

I LOVE LITHURSDAY!!

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