Prime Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The Bible pwns you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The commentary on #4 is insightful. This is a great read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Who knew the Bible could be so awesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Very good read. As to #1, couldn't David just dig up 200 graves and get what he needed? I mean how would Saul know if they were fresh or not. Even if you could tell the difference, who would want to check. TK102 right the commentary for #4 was extremely insightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I want to bludgeon a thousand men with an ass' jawbone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I want to bludgeon a thousand men with an ass' jawbone...But you must cut off all of their foreskins' to prove to me that you did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 That was hilarious. The commentary on #7 cracked me up. I take that back, #4 rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Bwahahaha! That Commentary makes that other more popular Bible Commentary seem weak and useless! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I want to bludgeon a thousand men with an ass' jawbone... Me too, but I want the belt-fed 6-barrel electrically fired kind of jawbone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The ass-jawbone one needs to be made into a movie. (with the T-Rex and Minigun being DVD options) I'd seriously pay to watch a three-hour movie about a guy killing a thousand people with a donkey's jawbone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm willing to try and make that happen. Moel, follow me around with your camera, we're making this work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 There is always StoneCold 3:16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm willing to try and make that happen. Moel, follow me around with your camera, we're making this work."In a world, where a thousand men rule the land, one man, armed with only an ass' jawbone, will put the fate of the world in his hands." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 This is the bible? I've been misinformed! Because that was awesome! You guys should seriously do that idea. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 You can raise all the intellectual challenges you want about faith and the origins of the universe, but at the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 "In a world, where a thousand men rule the land, one man, armed with only an ass' jawbone, will put the fate of the world in his hands." And... you have to have Samson killing Micheal Moore, and taking his jaw... >.> <.< :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcesious Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 An Ass is a donkey for your information... just because it says Ass doesn't mean it's meant to be funny. Back int he time the bilbe was written, the world ass probably didn't have the slightly inappropriate comedic meaning it has today. besides, the bible is not a jokebook, and it has soem good moral lessons in it. some things in it seem to be taken by others not in the intended way it was written. but i guess it is a little funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 An Ass is a donkey for your information... just because it says Ass doesn't mean it's meant to be funny. Back int he time the bilbe was written, the world ass probably didn't have the slightly inappropriate comedic meaning it has today. besides, the bible is not a jokebook, and it has soem good moral lessons in it. some things in it seem to be taken by others not in the intended way it was written. but i guess it is a little funny... Woooooooosh!! And another facetious joke flies over head... Im sure most of us that were born before the internet knows that an ass is a donkey, a bitch is a female dog, and the word piss is used several times in the Bible. And if I remember correctly, Samson referred to his wife as a cow, or a field being plowed for information by Philistines. Oh, and the word bastard I believe was also used countless times, as well as prick. If the Bible were made into a movie without any artistic reworkings, it would most likely be rated pg-13, r, or maybe X. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcesious Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 At least the bible isn't as crazy as the Koran must be... (the islamic bible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 At least the bible isn't as crazy as the Koran must be... (the islamic bible) And just how do you know that, oh great "must be"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I didn't appreciate some of the [dirtier] humor, but some of it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 At least the bible isn't as crazy as the Koran must be... (the islamic bible) Same book. Few extra things here and there. Jesus knocked down to co-star. And sky-daddy is still played by same dude. kthxbai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 And... you have to have Samson killing Micheal Moore, and taking his jaw... >.> <.< :3 I vote Sithy has to use Michael Moore's jawbone to do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Same book. Few extra things here and there. Jesus knocked down to co-star. And sky-daddy is still played by same dude Actually they are two VERY different things. Whole different religion, whole different lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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