Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Same book. Few extra things here and there. Jesus knocked down to co-star. And sky-daddy is still played by same dude. kthxbai. Is he still voiced by Morgan Freeman? Actually they are two VERY different things.lol no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Dang....didn't know Chuck Norris family line went back this far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I vote Sithy has to use Michael Moore's jawbone to do this! Oh, I so would. I'm what many consider liberal (I personally see it as just being someone that actually, you know, uses his mind in a preferably logical pattern), but I would love nothing more than to make that fat man scream bloody murder. Actually they are two VERY different things. Whole different religion, whole different lifestyle. Right, and the Torah and Old Testament are different. And so are loos from american toilets. Poo in different colors is still poo. (crude analogy, but fitting) Is he still voiced by Morgan Freeman? Yes. So anyway, it's settled, I'll beat ass with a jawbone and it'll be recorded on video for posterity to enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 So anyway, it's settled, I'll beat ass with a jawbone and it'll be recorded on video for posterity to enjoy. Makes me think that back in the past, some guy said in a village forum, "So anyway, it's settled, I'll beat ass with a jawbone and it'll be written in a book for posterity to enjoy." I think we're on to something big here. Involving religion and thousands of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Well, it is always good to know that Saints enjoy summoning and mounting female bears. Then again female bears may be much more people friendly than choir boys. But yes I do remember the erotic literature parts in Bible, I used to tick my teacher off by reciting those parts out loud... claims to be studying. But yes, most books from the sky-daddy diety are similar one way or the other. There might bs different importance in the co-stars, different styles, but all have the similar ideas. Then again, that Bible or whatever you call is is just a summerized collection of books summerized and selected and cencored by some HUMANS. I mean, even different christian groups may have different selections of books and gospels and things, and there are many less known ones out there accessable from those library archives and what not. And even the well known books have dozens of variations and translations/retranslations. Point. Its all a similar thing, with different views and translations of some similar message in the end. Its the humans that decides Book A being more or less holier than Book B, or Book C really should be read so and so ways, or guy in Book D is not really sleeping with 649328472804 chicks but a much more modest number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 The 9 most badass Bible verses huh? There's a few that I would have picked, how God sends an army of warriors to wipe out a dictatorship (Nahum). Still just be glad we didn't live in those times, though I probably would have had fun. An ass' jawbone for crying out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Lego depiction of #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 You can do just about anything with Legos nowadays... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 how God sends an army of warriors to wipe out a dictatorship (Nahum). Still just be glad we didn't live in those times, though I probably would have had fun. Are you sure we don't live in those times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I have a fair idea what you're getting at. Believe me, what was done here would make Bush envious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 They are two different things. Sure they're both monotheistic religions, but one is mainly focused on deeds and good works while the other is focused on grace and a relationship with God. And while they some of the same historic figures in their holy books, for example, Jesus is quite different in the Bible than he is in the Quran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 They are two different things. Sure they're both monotheistic religions, but one is mainly focused on deeds and good works while the other is focused on grace and a relationship with God. And while they some of the same historic figures in their holy books, for example, Jesus is quite different in the Bible than he is in the Quran.No. The Bible is the regular DVD and the Koran is the DVD with 80 minutes of additional footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 No. Please elaborate then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I think it's the same basic story with diffirent characters, diffirent events, but more or less the same message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mur'phon Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I would say more like: many of the same characters, many of the same events, and more or less the same message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 This thread is starting to begin to get boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Yeah, I was laughing my ass off at that site, but when they broke out the minigun for samson, I lost it completely Or, perhaps "donkey's jawbone" was mistranslated from the original Hebrew word for "minigun." That's quality stuff right there. And oh, look at that, a thread that mentions religion is turning into a religious debate. You know from a world of people who claim to follow religions that promote peace, harmony, good will, and closeness to God, there is sure a lot of bickering, fighting, and all out killing in the name of any given religion. Now cookies on the other hand...man, those things are good. They are created in the name of happiness and yumminess, and promote peace among man and God. Tell me now, all you of the wonderous divisive religions that have resulted in the deaths of millions, all in the name of Gods who's teachings want peace. Tell me, how many people have died or killed in the name of cookies? That's right, cookies will bring you closer to God than some dude on stage telling you how to pray/think. And it's oh so tasty too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 "Being stuffed after a meal is close to godliness." (lol dual meaning) Me, I dont believe in religions, they all want to control you in some way or another. I believe in what I believe in, and I there are things Id like to believe in that Im having a hard time with. >.> Yay agnosticism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 At least the bible isn't as crazy as the Koran must be... (the islamic bible) It's clear to me that you don't know what a foreskin is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Just wondering, but how many of you have actually read the Bible or the Quran? I haven't read the Quran but I've heard about it, and I've read the Bible. Oh by the way, if you want a truly bad-ass religion, go join The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Oh I know the Bible, and know enough about the Qu'ran to know that it is very much taken out of context, without going into detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 how many people have died or killed in the name of cookies? Have you met my friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Have you met my friend? Brilliant! I guess even cookies get people killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Just wondering, but how many of you have actually read the Bible or the Quran? I have read both. The Bible I read for personal reasons since I am a Christian and I study the Quran in college for a research paper. Love the Cookie Monster in The Shining. Would really love to see a movie version staring the Cookie Monster. What would the kid say instead of redrum? eikooc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Oh by the way, if you want a truly bad-ass religion, go join The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I really believe in His Noodly Appendage, and am doing a PhD on the Effects of Piracy on Global Warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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