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I vote Sithy has to use Michael Moore's jawbone to do this! :xp:

Oh, I so would. I'm what many consider liberal (I personally see it as just being someone that actually, you know, uses his mind in a preferably logical pattern), but I would love nothing more than to make that fat man scream bloody murder.

 

Actually they are two VERY different things. Whole different religion, whole different lifestyle.

Right, and the Torah and Old Testament are different. And so are loos from american toilets.

Poo in different colors is still poo. (crude analogy, but fitting)

 

Is he still voiced by Morgan Freeman?

Yes.

 

So anyway, it's settled, I'll beat ass with a jawbone and it'll be recorded on video for posterity to enjoy.

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So anyway, it's settled, I'll beat ass with a jawbone and it'll be recorded on video for posterity to enjoy.

Makes me think that back in the past, some guy said in a village forum, "So anyway, it's settled, I'll beat ass with a jawbone and it'll be written in a book for posterity to enjoy."

 

I think we're on to something big here. Involving religion and thousands of years.

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Well, it is always good to know that Saints enjoy summoning and mounting female bears. Then again female bears may be much more people friendly than choir boys.

 

But yes I do remember the erotic literature parts in Bible, I used to tick my teacher off by reciting those parts out loud... claims to be studying.

 

But yes, most books from the sky-daddy diety are similar one way or the other. There might bs different importance in the co-stars, different styles, but all have the similar ideas. Then again, that Bible or whatever you call is is just a summerized collection of books summerized and selected and cencored by some HUMANS. I mean, even different christian groups may have different selections of books and gospels and things, and there are many less known ones out there accessable from those library archives and what not. And even the well known books have dozens of variations and translations/retranslations.

 

Point. Its all a similar thing, with different views and translations of some similar message in the end. Its the humans that decides Book A being more or less holier than Book B, or Book C really should be read so and so ways, or guy in Book D is not really sleeping with 649328472804 chicks but a much more modest number.

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They are two different things. Sure they're both monotheistic religions, but one is mainly focused on deeds and good works while the other is focused on grace and a relationship with God. And while they some of the same historic figures in their holy books, for example, Jesus is quite different in the Bible than he is in the Quran.

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They are two different things. Sure they're both monotheistic religions, but one is mainly focused on deeds and good works while the other is focused on grace and a relationship with God. And while they some of the same historic figures in their holy books, for example, Jesus is quite different in the Bible than he is in the Quran.
No. The Bible is the regular DVD and the Koran is the DVD with 80 minutes of additional footage.
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Yeah, I was laughing my ass off at that site, but when they broke out the minigun for samson, I lost it completely

 

Or, perhaps "donkey's jawbone" was mistranslated from the original Hebrew word for "minigun."

 

That's quality stuff right there.

 

And oh, look at that, a thread that mentions religion is turning into a religious debate. You know from a world of people who claim to follow religions that promote peace, harmony, good will, and closeness to God, there is sure a lot of bickering, fighting, and all out killing in the name of any given religion.

 

Now cookies on the other hand...man, those things are good. They are created in the name of happiness and yumminess, and promote peace among man and God.

 

Tell me now, all you of the wonderous divisive religions that have resulted in the deaths of millions, all in the name of Gods who's teachings want peace. Tell me, how many people have died or killed in the name of cookies?

 

That's right, cookies will bring you closer to God than some dude on stage telling you how to pray/think. And it's oh so tasty too. :p

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"Being stuffed after a meal is close to godliness."

(lol dual meaning)

 

Me, I dont believe in religions, they all want to control you in some way or another. I believe in what I believe in, and I there are things Id like to believe in that Im having a hard time with. >.>

 

Yay agnosticism!

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Just wondering, but how many of you have actually read the Bible or the Quran?

I have read both. The Bible I read for personal reasons since I am a Christian and I study the Quran in college for a research paper.

 

Love the Cookie Monster in The Shining. Would really love to see a movie version staring the Cookie Monster. What would the kid say instead of redrum? eikooc?

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