Darth InSidious Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Saying something terribly witty and thought-provoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinthian Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 How I want to be buried? Man, just tie rocks around my legs and chuck me in a river. Funerals are expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I don't really know how I want to die, but I'm sure I want the chemical formula FeO + Al --> Fe + AlO to be balanced and then involved somehow. Saying something terribly witty and murder-provoking. Fix't so it would definitely be the last thing you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Nobody said a party? That is, one before you die. The buffet bill I would on the day after, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Rip out everything they can of me to help other people, burn the rest, and flush me.... Well, ok, maybe not flushing me.... Maybe just a quiet little service that isn't too long, allowing everyone to go out and gorge themselves in the American way. (that's what I would want, if I was there ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ^sure you'd not rather have your brain eaten by a ravenous zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ^AHAHAHAhahaha... knew I would get someone with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 What can I say.....I always knew John Kerry was a scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I haven't really thought about it...I've always thought that getting cremated after donating my organs would be the finest way to go...but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Hehe Well my first plan was to have them take my corpse out to the desert and shoot me 3 times(two in the body one in the head). Throw an empty wallet and an expensive gold watch on me, and a scrap of paper that has the words "Kennedy Assasination Conspirators" but the rest of the page removed. Ya know the gift that keeps on giving. But I changed my mind later. After being at so many funerals for friends and relatives, I just want to be cremated and have my ashes chucked into the ocean. I always loved the ocean(funny considering I live in the desert now....) and I figure if they want to visit my grave they can schedule a trip to the beach, or go on a cruise:D. I don't want a lot of fuss over me when I'm gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterWaffle Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I'd probably go the "organ donation then cremation" route, but make sure that my wake is a awesome party. Put the "Fun" in Funeral, as it were. As to the manner in which I'd die? I'd like to go out in a blaze of glory, but we'll see how things go. If I find someone and have kidlets some day I might prefer to go quickly and quietly if only for their peace of mind. But I'd still insist on the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Quietly, Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Don* Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I want to die peacefully. At my funeral, preferably have Eminem's song "When I'm Gone" playing in the background as I am cremated and have my ashes contained in a gold vessal which should be further placed in a tomb filled with gold. Oh, and the tomb has to be in the Valley of the Kings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinthian Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'm frankly hoping for instantaneous cremation - I suspect I'm going to live to see World War 3, and I'd rather not survive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jvstice Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 In my sleep of old age. I hope they donate all my organs, but don't think they'll be acceptable. What's done with my body after I really dont' care since it's just an empty shell, though I suppose if I'm going to be cremated, don't stick my ashes in a grill and use me to season a burger or something, or if I'm buried, don't in the new orleans mausoleums where they push your bones over to a mass pile after your remains have decayed and dessicated the first year to make room for the new body. both of those seem disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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