Demands of a solar deity

[Dath Maximus]

So in my recent quest for aztec gold, i began to ponder many of lives greatest questions, some of which were obvious. Am I actually related to Rhett? He does look an awful lot like my brother and we both have family from the same area of the U.S.

 

When will lexx finally pay me my money for allowing her into my swamp (yes the swamp belongs to me, i care not what you people preach, i was here before most of you and i spread more chaos than you can fathom) she can verify that i did infact ask her who she was and why she was in my swamp.

 

Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country?

 

As i said these are all obvious questions one would ask when they are on a quest of sorts, but the question that became truly stuck out in my mind as a profound epiphany of sorts (i like using big words) was this:

 

Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red. These are parts of the light spectrum not visible to the human eye. So what the hell crayola? What the hell?

 

Discuss

[MrWally]

I love when Dath comes around

 

The swamp seems to brighten up again.

[Dath Maximus]

thats generally due to all the fires i start

 

 

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and if anyone is curious to why its entitled the way it is

 

i legally changed my first name to Apollo recently

[Boba Rhett]

Hmmm, your thoughts both intrigue and provoke me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

I serve up an offering of burnt elf to you, mighty Apollo.

 

*reaches into elf sack and tosses Scabby, PomPom and Cornball into nearest fire*

[BongoBob]

Crayola doesn't even exist dath.

 

It's all a lie.

[leXX]

Ah but without ultra violet, we wouldn't have

 

 

Wait... what point was I trying to make again?

 

And you'll never get your money, NEVER!!

 

*lets out a maniacal cackle and runs for the hills*

[Ray Jones]

uhm, hi

 

i'm just you know i have a question

 

 

 

so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship

 

i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something

 

or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe

 

 

that would really help me to decide you know

 

thanks

[tk102]

Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red.

http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

>_> Is Crayola or is Dath lying? I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway.

 

There was an Ultra Red, but it got renamed to Wild Watermelon. An effort to court the Kool-Aid / Bubblicious customers no doubt.

[Boba Rhett]

I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway.

 

 

And this is why Crayola is covering up it's existence.

[Tyrion]

Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country?

 

Diplomatic immunity. Evidently, the landlocked city-sate of Insanity has embassies within all existent and a few imaginary countries of the world.

[PR-0927]

Are your eyes really blue and "glowy" like in your avatar?

 

 

If so, can I have them?

 

- PR-0927

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

no. there's no spice here.

[Dath Maximus]

uhm, hi

 

i'm just you know i have a question

 

 

 

so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship

 

i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something

 

or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe

 

 

that would really help me to decide you know

 

thanks

 

you can either worship me...or worship another deity and have me destroy you and your entire family for 30 generations, aswell as your friends and their families

 

 

and yes....my eyes do glow blue

 

and crayola is lying if they say they dont have it, i've written angry papers about the, i have witnesses to said markers existing

[jon_hill987]

Ah but without ultra violet, we wouldn't have

 

*Picture of Ultra Violet DVD cover here*

 

I don't care how hot Milla Jovovich is, that film is simply not worth watching.

[leXX]

Wait... what point was I trying to make again?

 

Guess you missed that.

[tk102]

i have witnesses to said markers existing

Witnesses who can see ultraviolet and infrared? Are you talking to the bees and snakes again Dath?

 

We'll have to let Mixnmojo know about They might be in need of a new one if the FBI busts Lucasarts for, ..., something.

[Dath Maximus]

hey.....HEY!.....you know I dont trust bees

 

 

stupid stingy...........stupid censors not letting me use what i want to say

[tk102]

Right...

 

 

[Dath Maximus]

tk....i swear to god i will hunt you down and make you realize why bee's are horrible creatures

 

ever wonder what happened to tk101? he questioned my theory on pandas, now where is he? NO WHERE! so they sent us you, mr 102

[Ray Jones]

Technically, IR is heat radiation, so aren't we all supposed to be able to "see" that?

 

 

BTW, I chose to worship another deity. She offers free access to experienced eternal virgins, 3 for every soul I deliver to her house of pain.

[tk102]

Good choice, Ray.

 

 

Btw, I meant to say ultraviolet in that pic, you know, cuz bees see ultraviolet.

 

Dath are you sure it was "ultraviolet"? I could've sworn I saw

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[Ray Jones]

woa woa fancy buttons tk

[tk102]

^ stoffe's contribution to this thread

[Ray Jones]

So far you have never answered my question, tee-keh.

[tk102]

So far you have never answered my question, tee-keh.

Boxers. I need the room.