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Dath Maximus

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So in my recent quest for aztec gold, i began to ponder many of lives greatest questions, some of which were obvious. Am I actually related to Rhett? He does look an awful lot like my brother and we both have family from the same area of the U.S.

 

When will lexx finally pay me my money for allowing her into my swamp (yes the swamp belongs to me, i care not what you people preach, i was here before most of you and i spread more chaos than you can fathom) she can verify that i did infact ask her who she was and why she was in my swamp.

 

Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country?

 

As i said these are all obvious questions one would ask when they are on a quest of sorts, but the question that became truly stuck out in my mind as a profound epiphany of sorts (i like using big words) was this:

 

Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red. These are parts of the light spectrum not visible to the human eye. So what the hell crayola? What the hell?

 

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uhm, hi

 

i'm just you know i have a question

 

 

 

so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship

 

i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something

 

or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe

 

 

that would really help me to decide you know

 

thanks

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Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red.

http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

>_> Is Crayola or is Dath lying? I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway.

 

There was an Ultra Red, but it got renamed to Wild Watermelon. An effort to court the Kool-Aid / Bubblicious customers no doubt.

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uhm, hi

 

i'm just you know i have a question

 

 

 

so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship

 

i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something

 

or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe

 

 

that would really help me to decide you know

 

thanks

 

you can either worship me...or worship another deity and have me destroy you and your entire family for 30 generations, aswell as your friends and their families

 

 

and yes....my eyes do glow blue

 

and crayola is lying if they say they dont have it, i've written angry papers about the, i have witnesses to said markers existing

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i have witnesses to said markers existing
Witnesses who can see ultraviolet and infrared? Are you talking to the bees and snakes again Dath?

 

We'll have to let Mixnmojo know about coverup.gif They might be in need of a new one if the FBI busts Lucasarts for, ..., something.

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Good choice, Ray.

 

 

Btw, I meant to say ultraviolet in that pic, you know, cuz bees see ultraviolet.

 

Dath are you sure it was "ultraviolet"? I could've sworn I saw

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