Dath Maximus Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 So in my recent quest for aztec gold, i began to ponder many of lives greatest questions, some of which were obvious. Am I actually related to Rhett? He does look an awful lot like my brother and we both have family from the same area of the U.S. When will lexx finally pay me my money for allowing her into my swamp (yes the swamp belongs to me, i care not what you people preach, i was here before most of you and i spread more chaos than you can fathom) she can verify that i did infact ask her who she was and why she was in my swamp. Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country? As i said these are all obvious questions one would ask when they are on a quest of sorts, but the question that became truly stuck out in my mind as a profound epiphany of sorts (i like using big words) was this: Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red. These are parts of the light spectrum not visible to the human eye. So what the hell crayola? What the hell? Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I love when Dath comes around The swamp seems to brighten up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 thats generally due to all the fires i start /edit and if anyone is curious to why its entitled the way it is i legally changed my first name to Apollo recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Hmmm, your thoughts both intrigue and provoke me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I serve up an offering of burnt elf to you, mighty Apollo. *reaches into elf sack and tosses Scabby, PomPom and Cornball into nearest fire* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Crayola doesn't even exist dath. It's all a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Ah but without ultra violet, we wouldn't have Wait... what point was I trying to make again? And you'll never get your money, NEVER!! *lets out a maniacal cackle and runs for the hills* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 uhm, hi i'm just you know i have a question so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe that would really help me to decide you know thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red. http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm >_> Is Crayola or is Dath lying? I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway. There was an Ultra Red, but it got renamed to Wild Watermelon. An effort to court the Kool-Aid / Bubblicious customers no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway. And this is why Crayola is covering up it's existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country? Diplomatic immunity. Evidently, the landlocked city-sate of Insanity has embassies within all existent and a few imaginary countries of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PR-0927 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Are your eyes really blue and "glowy" like in your avatar? If so, can I have them? - PR-0927 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 no. there's no spice here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 uhm, hi i'm just you know i have a question so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe that would really help me to decide you know thanks you can either worship me...or worship another deity and have me destroy you and your entire family for 30 generations, aswell as your friends and their families and yes....my eyes do glow blue and crayola is lying if they say they dont have it, i've written angry papers about the, i have witnesses to said markers existing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Ah but without ultra violet, we wouldn't have *Picture of Ultra Violet DVD cover here* I don't care how hot Milla Jovovich is, that film is simply not worth watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Wait... what point was I trying to make again? Guess you missed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 i have witnesses to said markers existingWitnesses who can see ultraviolet and infrared? Are you talking to the bees and snakes again Dath? We'll have to let Mixnmojo know about They might be in need of a new one if the FBI busts Lucasarts for, ..., something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 hey.....HEY!.....you know I dont trust bees stupid stingy...........stupid censors not letting me use what i want to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 tk....i swear to god i will hunt you down and make you realize why bee's are horrible creatures ever wonder what happened to tk101? he questioned my theory on pandas, now where is he? NO WHERE! so they sent us you, mr 102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Technically, IR is heat radiation, so aren't we all supposed to be able to "see" that? BTW, I chose to worship another deity. She offers free access to experienced eternal virgins, 3 for every soul I deliver to her house of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Good choice, Ray. Btw, I meant to say ultraviolet in that pic, you know, cuz bees see ultraviolet. Dath are you sure it was "ultraviolet"? I could've sworn I saw Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 woa woa fancy buttons tk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 ^ stoffe's contribution to this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 So far you have never answered my question, tee-keh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 So far you have never answered my question, tee-keh. Boxers. I need the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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