The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Ztalker]

Ahoy!

 

Here's a little game I got from another forum. It's called the 'Ruin a Wish foundation.'

Basically, someone posts a wish, and the next persons grants it, but just...not with the whole good result.

 

An example:

"I wish I had a car!"

"Granted, but unfortunately, I had to sell the wheels."

 

Another one:

"I wish I had a million dollars!"

"Granted, they are spread across America in the form of cents!"

 

I'll start:

"I wish I had an X-Wing!"

[Hallucination]

Granted, but Lucas sues you for everything you have and wins.

 

I wish I really was a baron.

[Rabish Bini]

Granted, but I had to remove the on, leaving you with a bar

 

I wish I had a knuckle sandwich

[Hallucination]

Granted, but it's being delivered to your face. Really fast.

 

I wish fire was cold.

[Rabish Bini]

granted but I preheated it

 

I wish I was a turkey

[Boba Rhett]

Granted but I'm planning on filling every one of your orifices with delicious cornbread stuffing. I also have very large hands. Brace yourself.

 

 

I wish I had a big pitcher of delicious iced tea.

[Hallucination]

Granted, and as a bonus I put cyanide in it.

 

I wish I could come up with an awesome wish.

[Ztalker]

Granted, but the awesome wish was considered a virus by your mailbox.

 

I wish I could fly!

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but you may not have the safest landing you'd like.

 

I wish I could erase bad memories.

[Ctrl Alt Del]

Granted, but your good ones goes with them.

 

I wish I had some ice-cream.

[Marius Fett]

I got you some ice cream!

 

But I eated it...

 

I wish I could walk through walls...

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you have to go at a speed dependent on what the wall is made of and how thick it is...

 

I wish all your base were belong to me.

[Ctrl Alt Del]

Granted, but all the others games clichés will come along. Ouch.

 

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but it's an octopus and thorn cake. With barbed wire frosting.

 

I wish I was C'Thulhu.

[DarthAve]

Granted, but he is then kidnapped and murdered by his arch nemisis.

 

I wish I hadn't picked to read "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" for Language Arts.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but that's because you're in Africa and can't afford to go to school.

 

I wish that it would snow here just enough to give everything a thin and harmless blanket of white so everyone would be happy.

[Serpentine Cougar]

Granted, but the cold weather freezes your pipes and they burst.

 

I wish there was a spoon.

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but there's nothing to eat.

 

I wish Keanu Reeves wasn't in the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson was Morpheus.

[Rabish Bini]

Granted, but Nicholas Cage is now Trinity. Ooohhhh

 

I wish that ice blocks could be used as heaters

[Marius Fett]

Granted, but they are BROKEN heaters...

 

I wish I had a bigger....

 

 

 

 

 

 

House.

[Ctrl Alt Del]

Granted, it's located on Mars. Have a good trip.

 

I wish September arrived earlier this year.

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but you realise that it was April the first.

 

I wish I had limitless internet connectivity in my brain.

[Ztalker]

Granted, internet wires have been surgically inserted, including all spam and trojan horses.

 

I wish was Batman!

[Marius Fett]

Granted, but you have to wear pink instead of black.

 

I wish I had wings.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but they're water wings.

 

I wish I had a brain, or a heart, or courage.