The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Bokken]

Granted, but you don't feel anything.

 

I wish the Battlefront forums weren't dead.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but then you'd get shot.

 

I wish more people liked the KOTOR MMO.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but those people have a cumulative IQ of 3, which makes the rest of look stupid by association.

 

I wish for a closed beta invite to TOR.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you can't play the full release.

 

I wish I was Kane.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're Kane from a parallel universe in which noone has heard of you.

 

I wish I had Paul McGann's voice and accent.

[Astor]

Granted, but the moment you do you regenerate .

 

I wish I could see into the future.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but your actions based on what you see prevent the utterly awesome future you see.

 

I wish Henry Ian Cusick would ditch LOST to be the Eleventh Doctor.

[Bokken]

Granted, but he hates his new job and stops acting completely.

 

I wish that new-gen console gaming systems weren't so freaking expensive!

[Alkonium]

Granted, but they turn out to be Commodore 64's with fancy names drawn on with crayon.

 

I wish I was capable of switching between being male or female at will.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you have a really bad sense of timing.

 

I wish the Jonas brothers would explode.

[Rev7]

Granted. No objection there.

 

I wish that McCain would win this election.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but he dies of natural causes five minutes after taking office.

 

I wish I could lucid dream.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it's lucid daydream.

 

I wish I had a nice, big, juicy steak.

[TheJoe]

Granted, but the juice is man juice.

 

I wish I didn't have to share this forum with Republicans. Despite the fact I'm not American, I know how important it is for the most influential country in the world to be DEMOCRATIC. Yeah. I wish that.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but doing so stifles their rights, and makes it ironically less democratic.

 

I wish R. A. Salvatore would write for Doctor Who.

[ForeverNight]

Granted, but the book sucks.

 

I wish that people would just get used to fact that Obama's the POTUS and stop bitching about it!

[Alkonium]

Granted, but then they start bitching even more about something far less important.

 

I wish for a TF gun like in El Goonish Shive.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it's only like it. In fact, it's a replica.

 

I wish I understood why Northerners are so loud.

[Endorenna]

Granted; they're still trying to get the South to listen to them.

 

I wish the TOR beta was out.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it's for beta testers only.

 

I wish I knew why us Southerners are so deaf.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but the reason infuriates you to the point of your brain exploding.

 

I wish my sideburns weren't uneven.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but then you'd be bald.

 

I wish they'd release the Tomb Raider Underworld demo.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but your PC doesn't meet the system requirements.

 

I wish for hair like Aragorn.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it's ALWAYS greasy.

 

I wish I could play all stringed instruments.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you're not very good (as in you're terribad) at any of them.

 

I wish there were a forum called 'BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW' in the TOR section.