Sabretooth Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Granted, but it conflicts with our current plane of reality, leading to an inescapable dimension-ripping vortex that annihilates us. I wish I was Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Granted, although you and your race commit mass suicide. I wish i could find a better paying job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Granted, but you don't qualify for it. I wish that nothing goes wrong with my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Granted, and nothing happens. Nothing at all. I wish I had three pairs of hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Yes, but unfortunately the price of this is that you're now a eunuch. I wish I weren't too lazy to think up a wish right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Granted, you'll never be lazy again. Not even when you sleep. You'll die by lack of sleep. I wish my forms would be filled already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Granted, however, they give you 100 more to fill out. I wish for eternal life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but I though you said external. I wish for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but someone trips and shoots someone, and a war is started over it... I wish I had an amazing computer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but it's amazing that it keeps crashing. I wish that I could read minds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Scott! Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but those whose minds you read can read what you think of what they're thinking. I wish that previous statement made more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but it made less sense. I wish for a ruined wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Good luck with that. I wish I had more time on weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted September 28, 2008 Author Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted. You just need to get up earlier and start sleeping later. I wish it would rain down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted, but it rains up. I wish that certain people were smarter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted, but you took their place and became stupid. I wish that I could afford a mortgage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted, but it's a mortgage on your dads garden shed.. I wish I had smaller ears.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted, but you lose your hearing. I wish for Jar Jar being in carbonite to become canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted September 30, 2008 Author Share Posted September 30, 2008 It is. But the future movies will use it as a plot device and unfreeze him so he can take the lead role for episodes 7 through 9. I wish I could have a Spartan-like trained body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Granted, but you die because of all the steroids you took... I wish I had a bigger room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Granted, but it's so big it takes you a week to get back to the door. I wish that the UK wasn't in a recession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Granted... It's at recess I wish I had a really cool job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Granted, but it's teaching in Alaska. I wish that TFU was released for PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Katarn00 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Granted but only 1 copy is made and it goes to the creator. I wish i had a table that could float. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Granted, but now the table stopped floating, and drops on your head, giving you a major concussion. I wish I had a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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