Bokken Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, thou shall never have children! (That happens when people forget to wish! I wish that cheating was against the law.
CommanderQ Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but now, you have been found guilty on multiple charges and are sentenced to life. I wish I had my very own top-of-the-line police car.
Alkonium Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but not being a cop, using it is illegal. I wish I were a masked vigilante.
Kjølen Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but you can only become fisted Spiderman. I wish I were a Sith Lord.
CommanderQ Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but I am too, and so is my master, and we both know that there can only be two....*activates lightsaber* I wish I had Darth Maul tatoos.
Alkonium Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but everyone thinks it just looks silly. I wish for a silly hat so I could go through the "Silly Hats only" zone with out being clubbed to death.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted. But then you walk through an Anti-silly hat area and you get beat to death I wish I had a TF so I could turn myself into a Lovely lady
Astor Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted. It fails mid-transformation. Now you have parts in places you didn't know you had. I wish I could wish upon a Star.
Agent_Katarn00 Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted. It fails mid-transformation. Now you have parts in places you didn't know you had. I wish I could wish upon a Star. Granted but you slowly melt to ash as the star you wish upon ends up a shooting star falling right on top of you. I wish i was a bunny with horns!
Bokken Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but you're blown up using a Holy Foot Grenade. I wish that stars were made of methane.
HK-42 Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 ^ Granted, but someone wishes they were not, instead they are now cheese. I wish I could never forget anything unless I wanted to.
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Granted, but then you want to remember something you previously wanted to forget, and are unable. I wish to win this month's Tales From Javyar's Cantina contest.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Granted. But due to hearing issues, you misunderstood and have actually won a free barnacle scraper from Rhonda's Marina I wish possessed the abilities of an international blinking expert mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 Granted, but you begin crying after a short period and lose your title. I wish I were the fast runner in the world.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But you go so fast you vanish into the speed force I wish I had an E-11 blaster rifle with no ammo and I was surrounded by enemy clone troopers and the only way I could get out it would be by taking on all the clone troopers in hand to hand combat all at once
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted, but you fail miserably, also, E-11's and Clone Troopers in the same place is an anachronism. I wish I had a Venator class Star Destroyer.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But an Imperial Star Destroyer comes along and blows you up I wish I was surrounded by thousands of hostile gizka and I was armed with a blaster rifle to shoot them with
Bokken Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted, but as everyone knows, a blaster rifle only has 300 rounds. Thousands of them, you said? I wish that I had vorpal hands.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But all your cutlery is not vorpal optimised. You cannot eat, starve and die. I wish I could pull a rabbit out of a cat and impress fellow magicians mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted, but they're blood everywhere, and they're not impressed. I wish my spoon was too big.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But your soup is too small. So what's the point? I wish I could meet a girl who was as cunning as a box mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. She's dead. I wish I had Rorschach's costume.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But it's too small I wish I could fight thousands of CQ clones in hand to hand combat and win every time
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted, but it gets boring. I wish for Nite Owl's flying submarine thing named Archie.
Bokken Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted, but it turns out that it's yellow...and you live in the land of submarines with sky of blue and sea of green. I wish that Alkonium would star as every single hero in the upcoming Watchmen movie.
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