xViiViD Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted but alkonium turned into spiderman and killed the story i wish i was a gizka with force powers and combat skills of yoda
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But you end up being gizmo from gremlins, and have the combat skills of an Polish lady called Boda I wish use I could decipher the thousand year old riddle: Why cant a man wear the same underpants for 9 days in a row? mtfbwya
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But the answer drives you crazy and now you have to be fed through a tube I wish I could meet Ron White
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But you end up meeting Rainbow Brite instead, and are mobbed by kids from the 80s I wish I could harness the power of manure and send it through a wire. I shall call this phenomenon "Poo-tricity" mtfbwya
Yar-El Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Granted. But, there seems to be a feedback loop. I wish I could harness the power of the sun.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Granted, but the harness was actually built for a horse, and proceeds to melt I wish I could employ the services of Sherlock Holmes to help fix my elevator in ''The Case of The Long Shaft'' mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Granted, but he falls down said shaft and dies. I wish I had Dr. Manhattan's powers so I could say "I don't think there is a god, and if there is, I'm nothing like him."
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted. But you eventually find that there is a god...and he's angry at you I Wish I could say "Do you fancy Billie Piper Sir?" every minute of every day.
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted, but then you're institutionalised for being perceived as mentally unstable. I wish the Doctor had been less attached to Rose.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted...But after awhile the Doctor realizes that he was super attached to Rose and now that she's gone, gets really sad and stops using the TARDIS, and no new Doctor Who serials are produced. (You just killed Doctor Who) I wish I could annoy Alkonium for days on end
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Denied, you do that already. I wish Chev didn't annoy me for days on end.
Bokken Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted, he irritates you instead. I wish I had a social life.
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted. Goodbye. I wish I could go to Cardiff where they film Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted. But they don't allow you near the set I wish I could I could Poke Alkonium for days on end until he finally snapped
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted, but once I snap, I kill you. I wish that once I die, I be made into Soylent Green and then served at my funeral.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted. But no eats it and it ends up being buried I wish I could fight a monkey in hand to hand combat
Bokken Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted, but it's the Tae Kwan Do monkey from the commercials years ago, and you lose. I wish that I was the Walrus (koo koo kachoo).
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted, but you are not also the Eggman, but they are. I wish I was Maxwell Edison (Maxwell's Silver Hammer)
CommanderQ Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 Granted, but notice how you used 'was' instead of a present term...you drop the hammer on your foot, and die...of....lack of circulation to the foot...eh hem... I wish I could have a hand grenade.
Alkonium Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Granted, but then it detonates in your hand. I wish we all lived in a Yellow Submarine.
CommanderQ Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Granted, but we get hit by a depth charge... I wish I had a Russian nuclear sub.
Hallucination Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Granted, but the Russians aren't happy about that. I wish I were a deadly hand grenade ready to be thrown and blow up. =D
CommanderQ Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Granted, but your a dud:D I wish I had a Stielhandgranate...stick grenade...
Alkonium Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 Granted, but you never think of a good time to use it. I wish JediMaster12 would get back to posting in my RP.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 Granted. But he feels awkward trying to bust rhymes on your Rap Page, and soon after leaves. I wish more owls would be intersted in participating in a full scale re-enactment of the Battle of Waterloowl, especially the one called Napowleon. mtfbwya
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