Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Granted, but you gorge yourself and soon drop dead from a heart attack. I wish life were longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith'ari Darth Bane Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Granted, every one but you lives to see 1,000. I wish minimum wage was $10 per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Granted, but hyperinflation quickly reduces you to a slave laborer for the next 1000 years. I wish we knew where the "galaxy far far away" really was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Granted, but now, the Death Star is in bound for Earth. I wish I we had a Death Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Unforunately, due to a grammatical error, the wish genie gives the Death Star to us (out of spite)and we destroy you. I wish life were't so capricious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Granted, it isn't so capricious. It's completely capricious. I wish life would go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.....and on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Granted, however, longer it goes on after a point the more you wish it was over until you commit suicide. I wish I had watched a video of a horse that got his junk stapled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Granted, you are forever, metally-scarred. I wish I had an army of Vikings, that were not drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 You do, but instead of being drunk they are perpetually stoned. I wish the temperature stayed between 50 to 70 degree F year long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Granted, but now, there is no summer, there is no winter, there is no spring. Everything is failing. We must use nukes to solve our problem. I wish I had a golden bath-tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but since it's pourous, its appearance gets ruined after one time bathing in it just like after using that tiolet on cribs with diarrhea... sediment of icky stuff gets all stuck up in there. And the sadest part is that it was all that douchebag neighbor who used them while you were away. I wish reno 911 had another season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but there's a whole new cast and they suck worse than the regulars. I wish Beavis would kill Butthead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, already happened on celebrity deathmatch. Unfortunately during that time your money was borrowed without your knowledge or consent to hold the event. Your creditors are irate that you were using them to assist in such wanton slaughter. I wish images of Darth Bane had his hooked hilt lightsaber from the novels instead of the normal kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted. But the publisher recalled and redid the covers at your expense. You die poor and destitute in a back alley clutching a 40 of Mad Dog 20/20. I wish Anakin hadn't been such a whiny little bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but Lucas decided to make the entire series over again. He winds up bumming on your front doorstep. I wish someone would just do an improvement CastleVania 2 rom hack that felt like it actually belonged up there with the rest of the CV series. (If that could be me...that would kick even more ass, optional.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You do, but b/c it's a hack the developers ninja your ass into oblivion. Besides, lawyers cost too much anyway. I wish someone would get these damn snakes off this m*****f***ing plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 >_< Sorry, I ain't seen that movie yet. (FAIL) Whiskey, I wish I had a short drinkin' partner whose fun to brawl with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You do, but unfortunately when he goes to sucker punch you he takes out the family jewels and puts you in the hospital for loooooong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 So, what's your wish, rasin jewels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 No, it's not, it is raisin onions. I wish that I had a large contingent of the Samurai on my side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted. However, mistakenly thinking themselves disgraced ronin, they commit mass suicide just when you need their help the most. I wish the world were my fawning obedient slave that could never turn against me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but the stress of ruling a huge world, even if they are totally cooperative, kills you by stress. I wish I had the ability to read people's minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted w/tragic results. After realizing how much people actually detest you, you suicide. I wish tanks got better gas mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but now, they are environmentally friendly, and have their guns taken away. I wish my Panzers were super fast, and had enough firepower to pulverize an entire planet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted. However, due to an accidental discharge of the canon while in maintainence, the world blows up and you are forever condemned to ignominy by the rest of humanity, which geld you so that you can't contaminate the gene pool in your lifetime. I wish US fighter jets could outrun enemy SAMs w/o hurting their pilots at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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