CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but they quickly run out of fuel at that speed, and Kamikaze into enemy positions. I wish I had my very own Aircraft carrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Granted, but on it's shakedown cruise it sinks over the Mariana's Trench in the Pacific Ocean with no survivors. I wish soda weren't bad for you, but still tasted good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Granted, but now all food tastes horrendous. Soon the flavor of soda gets boring b/c you need it to wash down every little bit of food out there since it now tastes horrible. I wish to become wealthy producing rodent porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 You do, but when your true identity is discovered.....you only wish you were Michael Vick. I wish crocodile didn't taste even blander than chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Granted, if you don't think crap tastes bland. I wish that chicken was the only food in the world that did not taste like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Neutral...WTF? I wish ICP would come and play in reno NV again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 They do, but stay at your home....which they burn to the ground after a night of wild partying. I wish this game closed after this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Granted, but now, our fun is spoiled, and we are convinced on having our revenge. I wish that George Lucas had made Indiana Jones 4 better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Granted, but now every one of his SW creations is forever doomed to bite ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 *Fred Sanford comes back to earth and says:" Where's your wish, you big dummy?!?"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Exactly, and where is yours!!!!???? I wish I had an automatic wish creator so that militant wrong-doers who CHRONICALLY forget their wishes are smacked in the sensitives by a metal pole. And are forever shamed. Voila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Granted, however they require a mandatory test subject and since you filled the wish, you get the luck of doing the honors. I wish old men in office buildings got paid vacations with overdoses of viagra. It would be like that sputh park parody all over again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 They do.....but you are now stuck in a building full of randy gay men with round-the- clock boners. I wish this game weren't so damn silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Granted but now you are also stuck in the same building with me. I wish I had an iron man suit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Granted. However, your first nemesis is Black Hole and you are squeezed into nothingness despite your fancy suit. I wish I were fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Granted, however, you manage to catch a maverick reploid named Tidal Makoeen (AKA Duff McWhalen) Your expensive boat gets dragged through the water violently until it breaks, the bait and hook is not taken and it is lost at sea, you was up on the Archipelago in Odyssey: Legend of Nemesis...and so your adventure begins...good luck there is no completely happy ending to this, should you survive all the abominations and figure out the puzzles first... I wish someone would make a PC player mod of Matsumoto from Bleach for KOTOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Granted, but it stinks, and destroys your computer. I wish my computer had super powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Granted, but it decides to become a villain and blows you up and steals your tank to go on a Grand Theft Auto style rampage. I wish someone would fill that office building full of manure with all the workers locked in...and a broadcast of it was put on youtube, live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Okay, unfortunately it's your workplace and you drown in sh*t, on Youtube even. I wish someone would mine asteroids and rebuild America's wealth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Granted, but most of them hurtle towards the US, and now they've got bigger problems than a recession. I wish The Chronicles of Spellborn was completely free to play, and still lacking an item mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ^ Granted, but now all the people who would have gotten paid and are now broke have been designated by the government to come and live at your house. I wish someone would forget their riding mower with the keys still in it. That way I could mow Stewart's living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Granted, but it leaves the gas tank in a rather dangerous position, and you explode in the middle of Stewart's hallway. I wish Stewart had a better security system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately fate decrees that you now life next door. Their alarm and security system goes off for every little thing like squirrels and it is LOUD...it also has a manufacturers mandatory test mode that *cannot* be deactivated and it begins @ 3:42 AM SHARP every Thursday morning. I wish I could afford that Co2 laser I have been building... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 You can, but it costs all the money you had for your retirement and you end up spending the rest of your days w/a bunch of winos in a dark alley. I wish it never had to snow (except at Xmas). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Granted, but now it all dumps so bad that December is now the catastrophic winter month the world over, and it takes half a year everywhere to melt all the snow. Not to mention how cold runoff is for 6 months. Hypothermia and frosbite deaths rise, no water sports are safe for 90% of the world's population. You can, but it costs all the money you had for your retirement and you end up spending the rest of your days w/a bunch of winos in a dark alley. That must be a really ****ty retirement fund seeing as how it is only $787.29 left to go on all the remainders... The device will only be about ~100 watts, laser output ~10-15 Watts max output @ 10.6 microns...what were you tihnking, it was a terrawatt CW laser from SDI surplus??? (I wish...eewps!) I wish... duke nukem were real b/c we could all use a real hero that is badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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