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Granted, but soon enough beavis overthrows you and takes mantle of POWAH.

 

Granted' date=' If I end up playing, I'll find a way to be one. I'll also hunt you down and collect whatever bounty will be on your head.[/quote']

 

You will try, and fail since I'm probably not going to be able to play it. Even if I did, you still would not be able to touch the POWAH of big bird in a pimpz robe. :iceburn:

 

I wish for more in depth info on the lightsaber forms' origins in TOR.

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Granted. But the US govt then switches terms from Tax Tables to Involuntary Contribution Tables and not only takes back the $3 million, but increases your "contribution" rates on future income.

 

I wish people weren't so disagreeable.

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Granted, but unfortunately your head is decapitated by a jedi the first time you put it on.

 

Granted, but now everyone agrees about disagreeing with you. :xp:

--Exactly, they agree NOT to disagree w/me. :D

 

I wish I controlled everyone else's destiny and that they were powerless to change that fact (including killing me or other such shortcuts to change that fact).

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Granted, but your wish is misunderstood and instead you control everyone named Destiny.

 

Granted, but unfortunately your head is decapitated by a jedi the first time you put it on.

The suit is made of Beskar, so a Lightsaber can't cut through it. :xp:

 

I wish to be able to whack all the stupid teenagers of the world with a large stick.

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Granted, but you immediately transform into the world's stupidest teenager and are too busy beating yourself to bother anyone else.

 

The suit is made of Beskar, so a Lightsaber can't cut through it. :xp:

Perhaps, but like w/Jango, it wasn't sufficiently covering your neck. :xp:

 

I wish there were more mandalorians to fight in K1.

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Granted, but now every NPC in KotOR is a Mandalorian and they all have god mode on. And they all want to kill you.

Perhaps, but like w/Jango, it wasn't sufficiently covering your neck. :xp:

Jango didn't wear Beskar'gam. His armor was made of Durasteel, which wasn't saber resistant. Mandalore the Ultimate had a Beskar neck plate.

 

I wish to be able to rule my own planet. Which would be full of Mandalorians who would follow my rule without question.

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Granted' date=' but now every NPC in KotOR is a Mandalorian and they all have god mode on. And they all want to kill you.[/quote']

 

Good thing I've got god mode too, then. :D

 

Jango didn't wear Beskar'gam. His armor was made of Durasteel, which wasn't saber resistant. Mandalore the Ultimate had a Beskar neck plate.

 

Fair enough, I suppose.....the jedi or sith cuts your head off while your bathing/out of your armor. :D

 

 

I wish to be able to rule my own planet. Which would be full of Mandalorians who would follow my rule without question.

 

Granted, unfortunately you shortly thereafter suffer a massive brain injury and while shouting "help! I'm dying" (you pathetic mandalorian) it comes out as a garbled Die!, whereupon the remaining automoton Mandalorians you rule over all commit suicide.

 

I wish money weren't necessary.

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Granted, your broke and you eat from a dumpster (which is free). :xp:

Fair enough, I suppose.....the jedi or sith cuts your head off while your bathing/out of your armor.

I would have some function that allowed my armor to steam clean me while I was wearing it. I wouldn't have to take it off. :D

 

I wish that the government had no corrupt officials in it.

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Granted, your broke and you eat from a dumpster (which is free). :xp:

 

I would have some function that allowed my armor to steam clean me while I was wearing it. I wouldn't have to take it off. :D

 

**won't be wearing your armor ALL the time (no matter what you say :dev9:)

 

 

I wish that the government had no corrupt officials in it.

 

In a karmic twist of fate, your wish is also misconstrewn and now there are only corrupt govt officials and you are universally reviled for this development.

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You win, but due to a misspelling it's Al Gor and NOT Al Gore. Therefore your opportunity is shot and you're immediately arrested for making a public spectacle of yourself and charged with A&B.

 

I wish we took a break from this game for a week.

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Granted (below), but now it seems you are broke and the only way you can make money is as a bathing assistant for the wookiees.

 

Samus Aran was a galactic bounty hunter and the first video game heroine (well second if you count mrs pac man) in a primary role. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_Aran

 

I wish I had an armor that had a mix of the abilities of: Venom, War Machine, spawn, XO manowar, and Onslaught.

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