Trench Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Granted, If I end up playing, I'll find a way to be one. I'll also hunt you down and collect whatever bounty will be on your head. I wish for TOR to be a free to play MMO.
Alkonium Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Granted, but now it has an item mall, and lots of engrish. I wish for more F2P MMO's, and MMO's in general, to be like DDO.
Trench Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Granted, except the servers crash every time you log on. I wish to be the ultimate POWAH of LucasForums!
Darth Avlectus Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Granted, but soon enough beavis overthrows you and takes mantle of POWAH. Granted' date=' If I end up playing, I'll find a way to be one. I'll also hunt you down and collect whatever bounty will be on your head.[/quote'] You will try, and fail since I'm probably not going to be able to play it. Even if I did, you still would not be able to touch the POWAH of big bird in a pimpz robe. I wish for more in depth info on the lightsaber forms' origins in TOR.
Trench Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Granted, that Sith Lord from the promo video uses them all on you. I wish... um... uh... for a key lime pie!
Darth Avlectus Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Granted--in your face. Oh and I'm a swordsman in real life, so bring it on sith lord. I wish the GTA franchise wasn't beginning to cave to political interests. (If it does, I'll have to change my LF name!)
Trench Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Denied! Don't make you name change too drastic. I want to be able to recognize you:p I wish this smily () could be added to the actual smiles list:D
Serpentine Cougar Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but somehow all the other ones were deleted! So whether you're smiling or frowning, all you can do is this: I wish someone found a perpetual food source that could feed the starving people of the world.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but its your refrigerator. I wish for the government (US) to give me three million dollars, and never tax me or my family again.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted. But the US govt then switches terms from Tax Tables to Involuntary Contribution Tables and not only takes back the $3 million, but increases your "contribution" rates on future income. I wish people weren't so disagreeable.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but now everyone agrees about disagreeing with you. I wish I had a suit of Beskar'gam identical to that of Mandalore the Ultimate.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately your head is decapitated by a jedi the first time you put it on. Granted, but now everyone agrees about disagreeing with you. --Exactly, they agree NOT to disagree w/me. I wish I controlled everyone else's destiny and that they were powerless to change that fact (including killing me or other such shortcuts to change that fact).
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but your wish is misunderstood and instead you control everyone named Destiny. Granted, but unfortunately your head is decapitated by a jedi the first time you put it on. The suit is made of Beskar, so a Lightsaber can't cut through it. I wish to be able to whack all the stupid teenagers of the world with a large stick.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but you immediately transform into the world's stupidest teenager and are too busy beating yourself to bother anyone else. The suit is made of Beskar, so a Lightsaber can't cut through it. Perhaps, but like w/Jango, it wasn't sufficiently covering your neck. I wish there were more mandalorians to fight in K1.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but now every NPC in KotOR is a Mandalorian and they all have god mode on. And they all want to kill you. Perhaps, but like w/Jango, it wasn't sufficiently covering your neck. Jango didn't wear Beskar'gam. His armor was made of Durasteel, which wasn't saber resistant. Mandalore the Ultimate had a Beskar neck plate. I wish to be able to rule my own planet. Which would be full of Mandalorians who would follow my rule without question.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted' date=' but now every NPC in KotOR is a Mandalorian and they all have god mode on. And they all want to kill you.[/quote'] Good thing I've got god mode too, then. Jango didn't wear Beskar'gam. His armor was made of Durasteel, which wasn't saber resistant. Mandalore the Ultimate had a Beskar neck plate. Fair enough, I suppose.....the jedi or sith cuts your head off while your bathing/out of your armor. I wish to be able to rule my own planet. Which would be full of Mandalorians who would follow my rule without question. Granted, unfortunately you shortly thereafter suffer a massive brain injury and while shouting "help! I'm dying" (you pathetic mandalorian) it comes out as a garbled Die!, whereupon the remaining automoton Mandalorians you rule over all commit suicide. I wish money weren't necessary.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, your broke and you eat from a dumpster (which is free). Fair enough, I suppose.....the jedi or sith cuts your head off while your bathing/out of your armor. I would have some function that allowed my armor to steam clean me while I was wearing it. I wouldn't have to take it off. I wish that the government had no corrupt officials in it.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, your broke and you eat from a dumpster (which is free). I would have some function that allowed my armor to steam clean me while I was wearing it. I wouldn't have to take it off. **won't be wearing your armor ALL the time (no matter what you say ) I wish that the government had no corrupt officials in it. In a karmic twist of fate, your wish is also misconstrewn and now there are only corrupt govt officials and you are universally reviled for this development.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 You didn't make a wish. All of your belongings will now disappear. I wish to be able to meet Al Gor in person. (so that I may whack him upside the head with his own book/movie, and spit upon his clothes)
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 You win, but due to a misspelling it's Al Gor and NOT Al Gore. Therefore your opportunity is shot and you're immediately arrested for making a public spectacle of yourself and charged with A&B. I wish we took a break from this game for a week.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but people hate you for it an wish for bad things to happen to you. And they do. I wish... for... a... um... mule.
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 B/c you forgot to add the wish you immediately keeled over and died. Nobody came to your funeral and you were quickly and happily forgotten. I wish GTA could meet a real life Samus Aran.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Denied. I have no idea what your talking about. I wish I knew what Totenkopf was talking about.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted (below), but now it seems you are broke and the only way you can make money is as a bathing assistant for the wookiees. Samus Aran was a galactic bounty hunter and the first video game heroine (well second if you count mrs pac man) in a primary role. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_Aran I wish I had an armor that had a mix of the abilities of: Venom, War Machine, spawn, XO manowar, and Onslaught.
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but it is so uber-powerful, it kills you. I wish to be able to climb walls like Venon and spiderman:D
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