Darth Avlectus Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but now that M.U.G.E.N. is reality, that shadow mantis character from megaman X8 decides you are a worthy target and you end up getting skewered to death by shadow arrows if not cut into ribbons by his elbow blades. I wish to see Daria kick Todd in the nads again--this time in real life and so hard it does permanent damage, all while I watch the blood and puke and eat popcorn while wearing my expensive shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Granted. But the shirt was so expensive that you get taxed every time it gets dirty, and now your broke. I wish to be richer than Bill Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but Micrsoft just cratered and you're still poor, just richer than Gates. I wish someone dropped a tazmanian devil in Te Mirdala's shorts (while he was wearing them ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Granted, but due to a mix up, the Tasmanian Devil is dropped in Totenkopf's pants. I wish to engage in a duel with Totenkopf. One where I have a large sword and he has no hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Granted. You still lose. My mind renders yours into nothingness and your body drops like cheap sackcloth. There is great rejoicing at the dull thud of your carcas hitting the mat. I wish............meh, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted:D. Your victory has been undone, and now your mind is being turned into gravy. I wish, for a young horse (the ones we've got are all old). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately the Horse Sexer comes around one night and does something bad. Your yound horse is emotionally and mentally scarred for life. And it has a long way to go. I wish There was a pulp ficiton 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but its in Flemish and there are no subtitles or translations. I wish for a Transformers 3, without those obnoxious twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but now it has obnoxious quintuplets instead! I wish There was now a sequel to dumb and dumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but its in Flemish and there are no subtitles or translations. I wish for GTA:SWcity to get n00b pwn3d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but he ducks just in time and you get n00b pwn3d in his place. That'll teach you to stay away from horses, perv. I wish there were a Terminator 6, but only in Mandarin w/extremely bad lip synching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted. But its got the graphics of an old "Frogger" game, and you are being forced to watch it 24/7. I wish to be haled as Ruler of the Mandalorians from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 You are, but only after having been struck deaf, dumb and blind. I wish taxes were voluntary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but the government has volunteered you to pay everyone's. I wish that I could decide how much to pay for taxes, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but b/c you're so bad at math you offer to pay my new tax burden. I wish Martians came from Pluto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted. They are now the size of fleas and they come from Mickey Mouse's dog. I wish Martians were real, and friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but now the Moon People want to destroy us. I wish I had the ultimate wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted. You have wished to serve me (the true Mand'alor) for the rest of your life. I wish for the loyalty of all the Mandalorians on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but now, life is boring, and a rebellion grows, which then chops off your head. I wish I had a completely loyal army of Mandalorians under my command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but they are all completely naked. I wish to challenge CQ to a duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but he wins. I wish for a comic book series about Captain Crowbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but he beats you up in every issue. I wish to defeat CQ once and for all:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted. But the contest is over who smells worse and you win by a landslide. I wish this game weren't so competitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but you still lose:xp: I wish Mandalorians were real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Granted, but htey mistake you for a Cathar and annihilate you for fun. I wish there were more aliens in Kotor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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