Isaac Clarke Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 Granted, but then a tiny wormhole opens up and SUCKS THEM BOTH INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION!!!!!!! I wish I had my moose.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 15, 2011 Posted April 15, 2011 Granted you have a moose and its all dead and bloated and smells horrible. I wish a cannibal would make a meal out of Johnny Knoxville all over a carpet and then hang the carpet up as an art display in front of a major electronics store.
Alkonium Posted April 16, 2011 Posted April 16, 2011 Granted, but it's the one you frequent the most. I wish this was available in English.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 16, 2011 Posted April 16, 2011 Granted, unfortunately it sucks and you're going to have to wait longer for a better one. I wish Tripping the Rift was back on TV and made another movie.
Alkonium Posted April 17, 2011 Posted April 17, 2011 Granted, but only in Canada. I wish Stargate Universe was renewed for a third season.
Canaan Sadow Posted April 17, 2011 Posted April 17, 2011 Granted, but after one episode they get sued and are forced to stop. I wish I could sleep at night.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, somebody cures your insomnia. Unfortunately that cure involved an (incredibly hot) orgy with a few of the others carrying STDs, and it it only lasts one night. On top of being back to insomnia now having added pleasure of scabies, crabs, and gonorrhea, your lover finds out and decidedly becomes the jealous type and leaves you in the most humiliating way you can think of. I wish I had a funny alarm clock that played a custom made mp3 sound file of the "sparta raid ventrillo" video and played it so loud everyone in the neighborhood could hear it. It goes like this: Lloyd: "Hey...Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Leonidas: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!"
purifier Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but everybody who lives a mile away from you, hears it too. So they all come and break down your door, find you, then commence beating the living crap out of you; including their pets, yours too............also the rooster who feels you took away his lively hood from crowing in the morning because he only gets to do that once everyday goddamnit and it's ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU! ONLY HE DOESN'T BEAT YOU UP LIKE REST HE JUST PECKS YOU TO THE FRIGGIN BONE PAAAAAAALLL! YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! HUH? HUH? Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Naw dude I'm just joking.....no seriously the rooster would really be pissed man! I mean really pissed off! I wish GTA didn't make me do that.
Totenkopf Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but then that great dark void in your head sucks you into oblivion for lack of anything better to do. I wish this thread would end with this post.
Canaan Sadow Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but then someone comes and decides to be a dictator and the thread is re-opened within seconds. Granted, somebody cures your insomnia. Unfortunately that cure involved an (incredibly hot) orgy with a few of the others carrying STDs, and it it only lasts one night. On top of being back to insomnia now having added pleasure of scabies, crabs, and gonorrhea, your lover finds out and decidedly becomes the jealous type and leaves you in the most humiliating way you can think of. Too bad I've been single for over a year now, so I don't have a lover. I wish this freaking computer mouse would be more responsive.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but now you have spybots that have stolen all of your personal information and some serious memory leaks. Too bad I've been single for over a year now, so I don't have a lover. Hm, four months ago you sure were bragging about your love life in my new years thread. I wish for the entire world to have it rain dead animals.
Canaan Sadow Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Hm, four months ago you sure were bragging about your love life in my new years thread. Ah, right... I forgot about him... but 'twas an internet relationship... so that didn't count really. I wish for the entire world to have it rain dead animals. Granted, but the corruption from dead animals causes all crops to fail miserably and so everyone kills you and then stuffs your coffin with most of the dead animals. I wish the sky was green and the grass was blue...
purifier Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Granted, but now you are a cartoon. I wish we were all cartoons like in Roger Rabbit.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Granted, unfortunately you're the cartoon gerbil who went into a mysterious paper towel cardboard tube into a verrrrrrry dark place that smells like...patrick swayze... I wish LA would quit rehashing Vader through so many other villains.
Alkonium Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 Granted, now they're rehashing Jar Jar Binks. I wish the people at people at Bethesda could figure out an airtight way to get user made mods onto the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions of Skyrim.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 Granted: unfortunately some very pissed off hackers in russia crack PSN and XBL and infect all consoles worldwide with viruses and a new chapter in world war 3: nuclear war. I wish the Dragon Quest/Warrior series would have more female bosses, especially antagonists.
Totenkopf Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Granted, but they all look like Leona Helmsley. I wish Duke Nukem fought sexier looking alien bosses.
purifier Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Granted, but every one of them now have male reproductive organs. I wish I'd seen the light.
Alkonium Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Granted, but it's just the light from an ordinary flashlight. I wish Mass Effect 3 included this in the end credits.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Granted. Unfortunately due to chronic head-up-ass corporate politics there is a rift in the company EA, because somehow it managed to also include some copyrighted material they did not have permission for or license to use. The resulting legal catastrophe ends up killing the company, and it causes a bloody riot that ends up demolishing your house. @Totenkopf: *NOT* bad, actually that's probably a LOT more apt for such a role than what I had in mind. Ironically, in King Of Fighters, a character named Leona Heidern is characterized by her mean streak. I don't know if that's a coincidence or not. I wish a new VaLvE game were created in similar vein to half life, l4d, TF, and portal.
Alkonium Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but it's so much in the vein of Portal that looking at the boxart drives you insane. I wish for Dragon Age III to allow players to play as more than just humans.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Granted, however, they still replace Jennifer Hale with an obnoxious voice acrtess, and in turn you are blamed. When upset customers get together they decide to bury EA in S***, literally. You just so happen to be in the building at the same time this goes on. The building and the business both implode. I wish to see a polar bear violently dismembered and its parts (along with a video recording of the incident) shipped and delivered to a peta convention.
Alkonium Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Granted, however, PETA's true colours show and they love it. @GTA: Good thing BioWare's head office isn't even in the same country as EA's then! I wish for PETA to rename themselves PUTA (basically swap ethical for unethical).
Darth Avlectus Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Granted, unfortunately the similarity to the mexican word for "bitch" gives them an unexpected massive boost to popularity and EA's offices worldwide are $***-bombed. I wish I could meet Tourettes Guy.
Totenkopf Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Granted. You do everytime you look at yourself in the mirror. I wish Red would boot Beavis and Buttheads in the @ss, sending them to Jupiter or Pluto.
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